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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13965
 26.01.2009
about portraits "Dmitry Analevich"...
put out the coordinates, I think there will be a lot of people willing to buy) eat and earn...plus in support)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13964
 26.01.2009
[16:44:59] Anton: Hello! Please add me to your contact list.
[16:45:20] *NAME* Web developer group: Hello, how can I be helpful?
[16:45:54] Anton: Hello you!
*NAME* Web developer group: Good morning
[16:46:21] Anthony: Do you want to be guaranteed to earn decent and stable money without leaving home and working with a team of professionals?
[16:47:37] *NAME* Web developer group: can you look at the professional website?
[16:49:44] *NAME* Web developer group: there is no website? Do you want to make a website for reasonable money with decent quality?
by Trialer

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13963
 26.01.2009
I bought three pairs of cowards, now I think...
YYY: about what?
XXX to show.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13962
 26.01.2009
Zodiac: The Tree
Tagged with: pencil
Chapter 4: The Door
Zodiac: The Elephant
zod4iy: Cucumbers
zod4iy: Waffle
Zodiac: The Drill
zod4iy: Gus
Blondes to Stop!
zod4iy: what is it?
Blondy: What’s the goose here???? to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13961
 26.01.2009
The real cynic not only clothes a girl with a look, but also washes off her cosmetics

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13960
 26.01.2009
We have a comprehensive government, a real president and an imaginary one.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13959
 26.01.2009
If you already have an eighth damn coma, well him! Make the pieces!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13958
 26.01.2009
It was the greatest boom of the stagnant Soviet period. My friend is frozen.

The neighbor’s department, had the custom of “sweeping” a whisper from each receipt.

His small weaknesses. Professor, head of several

State-exempt themes, plus colonel's pension - was always more than 1,200

rubles per month. Great money at that time. The arrangement was simple –

The rest for family, the rest for myself.

Once he got sick...A colleague from this - the same department (from the category "eternal"

initiative – received his salary and, without any

In accordance with the contract, he gave it to the entire wife of the professor.

In the evening, of course, break-up with the wife and daughters. It happened!

The teacher is the leader in the family. I have not forgotten!!! to

I patiently waited for the opportunity. The teacher is sick!

Zam зав, having received a salary for him, from his pocket such -

I gave the money to the docent’s wife. Explain the usual amount.

receiving the sick.

He stayed for a long time in the hospital, where he voluntarily fled. by V

The atmosphere in his house could only be quietly dying.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №13957
 26.01.2009
The real crisis and full shit is when you’re going to go.

by a gastarbayter to Tajikistan or Moldova.

The Free Friendly Spirit Slava

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13956
 26.01.2009
I want a chocolate...
HH: I don’t know which.
Let’s go, and I’ll stick your finger in the chocolate.
Put your finger in the chocolate!
WOW: O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13955
 26.01.2009
xxx (17:44:26 24/01/2009)
Why did you write that I entered the wrong password or name, even though I entered the wrong name?
zzz (17:44:38 24/01/2009)
Have you registered?
xxx (17:44:49 24/01/2009)
No is

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13954
 26.01.2009
Today my grandmother woke me up at 3 a.m. and said, “Wow, are you alive?”! to

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13953
 26.01.2009
45133 (saved 2009-01-25 at 10:30)
My daughter’s birthday is 17 years old. A friend brings a bouquet of roses as a gift. I thought they were 15. The girl was offended: "What did he say, was it not enough for two more dollars?"
The next day he brought two more roses.

Pull this girl into the bubble. Given that the rose on average costs 100 rubles, it turns out that the gift went out for 1500 rubles without taking into account the gift envelope and, possibly, additional grass. At the age of 17, a person just begins to enroll in institutions and other educational institutions and he generally does not have a fixed salary to spend on such gifts... she had to give a postcard for 8 rubles, and the next day she still had to give.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13952
 26.01.2009
<Devil> fuck, paq pizzil sugar pizzili tea )))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13951
 26.01.2009
www.lurkmore.ru

Yesterday, the Soviet nuclear power plant of the city of Z fulfilled a five-year plan to produce thermal energy in 5 milliseconds.

Report of the accident in the Soviet newspaper.

[ + 47 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13950
 26.01.2009
But really a guy is 20 years old right... I am 21 and like I recently celebrated 10 years. But it is a small thing. I didn’t think it was worse than my generation. Fuck there. Every next is worse. And really, everything is tied to the naked jewel, some mercantile calculation and other dirt. I’m not arguing that you can find those who experience feelings, but it’s not fashionable. Except screaming about pseudo-feelings in front of bed, and forgetting in the morning. I can only sympathize with them and send on the shit unprincipled dwarfs, and simply - fools. be people. After all, happiness and joy lie not only in sex) "To love and be loved - what a feeling!"
Z is. He suffered from being without a loved one. Crazy around. Where are all the girls normal?
of Z.z. Whoever thinks that I am somewhat damaged, I will gladly refute this judgment either verbally or otherwise.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13949
 26.01.2009
FLASH: On the forum a guy describes the problem and asks for advice, he said, he learned to get an orgasm 10 times for sex, and his girlfriend, when he learned about it, did not want to talk to him for reasons not understood to him...
The first comment: "I am envious!".

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13948
 25.01.2009
I call a group to pick up travel tickets.
Proudly! Travelling with her?
and AGA.
Let’s meet, I’ll take it.
Do you have a monthly?
“Offying from such informedness and not understanding what this is... Yes... And how do you know?? to
- * Loud rust at that end * Yes No, the travels are monthly or annual???? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13947
 25.01.2009
XXX: The most affective is the blades of 40 cm. The diameter. Cook them in your eyes!
Fuck, it probably hurts.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13946
 25.01.2009
I went out at three o’clock at night to smoke in the entrance. I see a crowd of hoppies standing... well, I think fig with them...if friends are close. I stand smoking, suddenly I hear two adult male voices - "so we write, I am one such one, I will respect the elderly, I will not be rude and I will learn good manners. number of signatures...yes...young boy...next" And so they forced the whole crowd to write an explanatory...

The world is moving in the right direction.

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