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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16983
 03.06.2009
In contact with:
Club of Lovers of Solitude
Number of participants: 1 participant

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16982
 03.06.2009
Tungus: Eating the wishes.
Ox@n@: Make a salad
Tungus is no. I have a smoked chicken there.
Ox@n@: Well here is it.
Tungus: But how will I eat it? We are almost friends with her.
Tungus: The second week I live in the refrigerator...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16981
 03.06.2009
Brom: I stand at the stop means. I see the ad - there is guessing, removing the spoil, etc. They sell magic amulets. Nina Alexandrovna and the phone.
God: So what next?
Brom: I think I’ll call – I’m looking forward to buying a drum there. I call, and my grandmother’s phone number lights up.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №16980
 03.06.2009
I passed Haishnikov. The DPS car. Blinked to him. He pulled his hand, thank you. I go, I think.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №16979
 03.06.2009
Last night on the Lenin Avenue, the trolleybus on which I was driving had an emergency slowdown, what happened? "The horns" have been cut off? Were they struck or, god, struck whom? No is! Thanks to the driver, he was blunt. He got out of the trolleybus, left the trolleybus for 3 meters and raised the 100-ruble bill lying on the asphalt and we went on.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16978
 03.06.2009
Today I come home, wife from the threshold:

Have you brought flowers?Go to Drake!!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №16977
 03.06.2009
I lie with my pregnant wife in bed, I steep her butt and suddenly feel the baby’s movements.
I’m excited, he’s moving!! and :)
The people of my womb greet you.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №16976
 03.06.2009
If the mouth of a child proclaims the truth, then the truth is nothing but truth.
The children’s leaf.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №16975
 03.06.2009
Summer, the garden of a multi-storey house. We, 10 year old boys, are swallowing.
The courtyard.
Nearby is a ninth floor building, we loved this building very much.
to laze.
Suddenly from the side of this same building through the whole courtyard a boy cries and loudly
The cry:
The wolf is gone!! From the 8th floor!! From the eighth floor!!! to
Grandmothers and grandparents on the shops catch the heart, passers
They turn around, in the open windows appear frightened mothers of all
The local wolves.
The boy comes to us:
The wolf has fallen! From the 8th floor! On the seventh!

P.S
Nothing serious happened to the wolf. Healthy blue on the side.
The whole side and the father’s ass.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №16974
 03.06.2009
A boy to a girl:
Do you believe that dreams come true?
I believe.
Then dress up...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16973
 03.06.2009
Hello, are you speaking English?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx is?
YYY: We have an old prede, when I see it, I start to get nervous. He sees that I’m nervous, begins to get nervous himself, and he’s getting more pressured. That’s why I don’t go to English.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16972
 03.06.2009
Let’s meet if possible.
Kendi-chan: Do you need it?
Arthur: I want to
Kendi-chan: Okay, my name is Valya, I am 26, I have been married for 4 years, I have two children: Vanka and Olka, my husband works as a sanitary and I am a sewing, it is nice to meet.
Arthur: Contact removed itself

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16971
 03.06.2009
Lise> How immoral is it to fuck a student for a fee?
Luckily people> if you fist, God will forgive you

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16970
 03.06.2009
Unspoiled spy...
The pedestrian.
The letter “T”!
The topbus!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16969
 03.06.2009
ххх> I was most surprised that in business correspondence with the municipality I was forbidden to use words such as: shuhali? Did you fuck? What a fool you are still working!and.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16968
 03.06.2009
From the AIDS Info Archive:

Kosta is such a busy man that all of our dates took place in his car, and he was driving, and I was doing him mines on the go. In a couple of months, I visited all of Moscow, but, except for his member, I saw nothing.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16967
 02.06.2009
How to bring alcohol to the stadium during the match. After a long post about where and what to hide, what not to do and so on, the comment is beautiful:

I work as a millionaire inspector at the stadium. Thanks for the clues. Let’s look at them all."

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16966
 02.06.2009
The top of pessimism is to shake before dating a girl :D

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №16965
 02.06.2009
Handur
I stand in front of her, across the table. She looks at herself somewhere.
Then he looks at me with his honest blue eyes and asks, “Do you want to see my pussy?”
I swallow my neck, I approach her, and she looks at her cat there on the iPhone.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16964
 02.06.2009
XXX is
Do you know what it is called, when one partner is brutally tortured by lack of courage, and the other does not give him?

XXX is
This is called "high relationships".

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