Spike (23:22:16 23/02/2009)
I remembered in this connection. Diana told me. A known administrator told her, while repairing the computer, that it was necessary to repair Windows. She, not being technically skilled at the time, asked naively – is the wire a program or a iron? He said "Fuck me, you are what! I will now dream nightmares - Wind in the form of iron!"

I realized that I live in a wonderful family when my grandmother, delivering the shirt, said:
Baby, look at what I’ve scratched.

The average life expectancy of men in our country is 55-60 years

This is due to the fact that men do not like us, can not and can not splash out their emotions and what has accumulated in the shower.

222: Hahaha, the present generation of emo-boys our future long-lived

222: If you don’t break up early

He is:
I remembered: a woman should be fucked so that the smell of burnt rubber did not go out for a month.

She is:
I think *
Especially if it is rubber...

xxx: Throw, a friend left my laptop and my cat sucked it.
yyy =))
XXX: What if he was on your mouth? Their reaction?
These are material things – they are not so important.
If honest, the cat has done your note. LOL is yes?
Fuck the fuck!! I'm your fucking cat and I'll break you up now!! Pidor is your mother.
XXX: Yes, it is a portion.

Do you know what’s missing in my underlying plan?
What is?
Plans and tricks

and Daniel :
I will justify your hopes! You will be out after sex.

by Elvira:
I know what a 14 year old can do for the first time.
I finished taking off my trousers and seeing my breasts.
2 step (all waiting minutes 10) ended the current by inserting the member
The third step (the thirst of half an hour) ran for 5 minutes with a sluggish member and suddenly ended for himself again. I fell asleep by surprise.

This is how)

by Daniel (14:20)
Let’s look at your breasts.

The xxx:
I remember having a cat on the road.
She was 3 years old when she left.
The xxx:
A year later, she returned and went away.
The xxx:
= D
Hyacinth

of Khabarovsk. Local magazine on the fashion theme "House and interior".
On the first page - in a black frame, in small letters: "I apologize for the mistake made in the previous issue. The phrase "Pictures written by members of artists of Russia" should be read as "Pictures written by members of the Union of Artists of Russia".
Doolgo was stored with me until it disappeared when moving)))

I saw in the store a signature under a large pack of condoms,,a large pack of fun stuff''

The comedy club appeared when the martyros once declared - "We will have our KVN, with blackjack and prostitutes!"

Wren: You know that because of the curvature of space-time from four absolutely identical rigid strings it is not possible to make a square, it will always be shaken?
Catherine of course! Anyone who has ever done repairs knows this.

A half empty bus. Deffka is all roasted, the guy too at the interruption. Suddenly from where to come, I appeared a boy of 5 years old! He falls and says:
Girl, let me meet you!
Default: The hiccups...
Boy Deffy: Look small, be careful, she doubts)))
This is shit! I am always lucky!
The mouth of a baby!

Marina: I was abandoned by a man on February 13 after a month and a half of unrestricted sex.
He said I was not his half.
Day before Valentine’s Day?
by Marina Agah. Do you know what I am most sorry for?
What if you didn’t get all the crowns for the party?
Marina: Fuck that he had in these one-and-a-half months - fucking such - a snail and I gave this hondon French ski glasses for a bunch of fucking babies!
Misha: I’ve always said you’re your boyfriend Marinka... now you know what a man feels after he’s thrown by a maid after the money dropped on her!

People, and I was walking around the park and thought: and the builders of the square are probably making the pavement plates so long that the average person with his average length of one step foolishly could not walk and NOT enter the crossroads? O_O

added 2009-02-20 19:13
But I am not proud of the fact that most of our non-standard solutions relate to the service of customers, the police, no matter how bad it is, the service of our own, the Russian people, the service of foreigners and others. I will honestly say - in OPU such a ability to make non-standard decisions, if it is almost always used on behalf. If they were more honest, but less reasonable, it would be more useful. It is not about corruption, but about mentality. For the same Americans and Europeans, stealing from the state is equivalent to stealing. And to steal from the state is like not to steal, and you can boast.
Anyone who understands, support me.
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It may hinder life, but it helps survive.

<AlexZenon> Mayor of Kiev will play the lottery right to embrace and kiss himself
<Hobober> the right to give yourself a moustache the mayor of Kiev does not play?

My lawyer paid a state fee for filing a complaint to the Strasbourg Court of Human Rights in the amount of 5,000 euros, but lost the receipt. What can be done?
A complaint to the European Court of Human Rights is not subject to state duty.

A cute blonde came to me today in the universe and said, with tears in her eyes, “Anton, you’re counted.” I didn’t know how to tell her that I wasn’t Anton, and I went into that universe to go to the toilet. O_O

Ask: Sanya, do you know your genealogy tree?
I know, the dude.
Asket: I understood, grow on.