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[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14585
 18.02.2009
Where are the prices in these regions? In Moscow 10000Kbit / s (I write - ten thousand kilobits, so there is no disagreement), for some wooden 850 rubles!!! to

Dmitry Anatolyevich make a slide, so that it is everywhere as well as in Moscow! I voted for you!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14584
 18.02.2009
Matthew Spg. Prep: "We write the definition: a matrix is a rectangular table with numbers. Everything is good in this definition, except for three things: the matrix is not rectangular, it is not a table, and it does not contain numbers.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14583
 18.02.2009
J**s ‎(12.02.2009 16:17)
The film yesterday watched 7 lives, there he got into the DTP and because of it 7 people died, so he gave 7 of his organs to those who needed a transplant and his girlfriend gave his heart and died (such as a melodrama), so I offer 2 part to shoot where this devaha kills all these people and collects it in parts, whose eyes, whose kidneys, in the film will be


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14582
 18.02.2009
Moorze
Children are terrible...

by Lestat
Gandalf is unfair.

by Lestat
And the children of Gandons are terribly unfair!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №14581
 18.02.2009
Status in aske "We fuck and we strengthen"

Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Are you back at work?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : Ugu :((
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : What did he do?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : Taking a food film, went into the sorting for the staff. He raised the hood and the seat. I wore the toilet myself.
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Dalmatian... :)))
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : When you stretch the film, nothing is noticeable. I drank coffee and sat down at the end of the hallway to watch the picture.
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : The first director went to the toilet. It came out quickly...
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : And how did she know that it was you?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : And do we have other idiots at work? It is :)
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Exactly :))))
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : And what did she tell you? What recovery?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : Deprived of the prize. He said it was the last warning.
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Do you have a big prize?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : I do not know. I have never received. It’s not a fate... :(
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Exactly so. by Dolphin ?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14580
 18.02.2009
I work in the administration, my grandmother recently came, said she was dissatisfied with the work of the administration and will complain to Obama :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14579
 18.02.2009
Thor: Wondering, are Hindus making documentary movies?
Grey Lion: ah.... I can imagine a film about the Second World War for example - "Zitler and Hitler" :))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14578
 18.02.2009
Today’s children are fascinated by fantasy.
He was taught with his younger brother, but he did not like it.
Well, I told him to compose while I smoked.
When he returned, he said what he wrote, and what you would think:
I bought a horse.
I will not show you.
Taking such eggs.
I am crazy about them.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14577
 18.02.2009
I sit at work, on the radio is a survey on the topic: "Child fears". Well, as everyone believes, who is dark, who is high and here among all:
And I still don't like ice cream, my grandmother in childhood forced me to eat it with bread, so that the throat didn't get cold.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №14576
 18.02.2009
I don’t kill time, it kills me.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14575
 18.02.2009
Driven by history from January 29 – as in Veliky Novgorod, at night, two

Drunk citizen in search of his car opened all standing in the

The courtyard is easy.

Also in Novgorod, but in Nizhny Novgorod – then Gorky – Andrei lived for a while.

Dmitrievich Sakharov In the courtyard of his house was placed a car type

The building, in which some comrades were 24 hours a day.

One night someone thought of breaking into someone’s car standing in the yard.

Some of his comrades made a comment.

The next night, the court was overwhelmed by cars from all over the district.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №14574
 18.02.2009
In Europe, alcohol is a spice for life, in Russia - a medicine for it.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14573
 18.02.2009
I sit in the barber room and wait for my turn. In front of me is a middle-aged man. When his turn comes, he sits in a chair and the barber says to him:
"Man’s plaque also hangs:"With unwashed hair-no haircut".Washing hair will cost 100 rubles."
He is: OK.
She washed his hair, scratched it, and he looked in the mirror and said, “Yes, in principle, go and give 100 and go.”
I waited 10 minutes until the barber stopped roasting.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14572
 18.02.2009
According to the results of 2008, "AutoVAZ" reduced the sales of cars by 6% compared to 2007. [12 January 2009]

Total number of accidents in the country over the past year
It decreased by 6.6% compared to 2007. [14 January 2009]

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14571
 18.02.2009
dracula3 wrote (a):
Is the Arus language vigorous?? to
secta wrote (a):
It won’t help you ?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14570
 18.02.2009
He: I know how to check blood in home conditions.
I: for what? I can (and I can)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14569
 18.02.2009
YYY: Mama grit.. I know that you drank a decent drink yesterday, I say: where did this information come from, mom to me: you tried to speak clearly.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14568
 18.02.2009
User: I have the internet in the bridge mode never connects from the first time, what do I do?and ((

Admin: The essence of the problem is this: the system (in the case of the bridge - the screw, in the case of the router - the demon pppd in the modem) sends a request for connection and awaits a response from that side.
It has been a long time to wait lately.
In the window, the waiting time for the response is apparently less than the default in pppd, so you have to repeat the attempts until the server responds quickly enough.

User: What is it?

Admin: The girl (authorization server) is delayed for a few minutes. Pppd is a good boy, he will wait for a girl, and Windows is a deer, he will not wait, he will go for fun with his hairy hand. So more understandable?

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №14567
 18.02.2009

47917 (saved 2009-02-16 at 19:50)
The employee was washing in the bathroom and listening to the iPod (nano). And then he became curious about what would happen if this Device plunged into the water.

Loaded – it works. Okay, I washed and dropped. After a while I remembered him. It was dried on a hot battery.

Looking at it works. I was angry and threw him into a pot. The shit worked anyway. The screen became white.

Okay, a friend calls, asks what to do if the screen is white.

The answer:

"It happens when you cook it. Everything will be fine in the morning"
____________
Previously, advertising was not allowed.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14566
 18.02.2009
Do you know how uncomfortable it is to have big breasts? I have a 4th size!! to
I: Well, they say this is not a problem - you can reduce and the operation is inexpensive :)
She says, “No, you are a fool!”! to

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