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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13585
 11.01.2009
XXX is
Did any of your relatives play in WWE?
YYYY
My grandfather was chasing ?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13584
 11.01.2009
Today at the stop I saw a gamer of old hardening. A grandfather of 65, smokes a whirlwind, gets a leather hood out of his pocket, takes out of it "Electronics" and begins enthusiastically swallowing.)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13583
 11.01.2009
Hello to you, people.
1 as clean.
1: Hard Disk Installation
1: The HR
Mayakovsky is you?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13582
 11.01.2009
Sometimes I work at a brewery and some drink beer before bottles are blocked and sucked in them.
This is a joke, right?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13581
 11.01.2009
A great advertisement:

"Household six for striptease. Comfortable and gathering. Easy to install at home and in the office!"

Where is the office without six?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13580
 11.01.2009
Moscow - as the hero of the novel "Vy" Homa Brut. She has already drawn a third ring around her... and they are all climbing and climbing.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13579
 11.01.2009
by Kristofer Tlen:
He wrote his girlfriend SMS with the text "Good morning, I have dreamed of having sex with you three times this night" in all the details.
The phone stunned and this text message was sent to two dozen people, including his sister.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13578
 11.01.2009
<Desideratum> I remember, it was small, it was in the sanatoriums... when we were washed, cowards were dressed on the head (clean) - so as not to get lost
<Desideratum> Everyone was roaring at me when I was telling
<Desideratum> what is it?
<Desideratum> years have passed.
<Desideratum> My children went to the sanatorium. In another sanatorium.
<Desideratum> and they were also dressed in shorts on their heads when they were washing.
Years go by, children change... but cowards don’t! You will not deceive them.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13577
 11.01.2009
There was an interview with Harlow, in which he said that if we don’t like the 2nd best movie, then he will make the 3rd best movie.
Is he threatening us?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №13576
 11.01.2009
Nuar: Yeah fuck you, I will increase my penis by 10 centimeters, just let the music download

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13575
 11.01.2009
I remembered the statement of my curator at the military department about the gay parade in Moscow. Here are his words approximately:
There are gay parades in the Netherlands, and gay parades in Britain. I’m a military man and I don’t understand much about it, but I’m used to the fact that parades are usually held by the winners.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13574
 11.01.2009
The girl:
) ) )
thank you ?
) ) )
The guy:
With my wretched thoughts, I can think that this is a hint.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №13573
 11.01.2009
Dreams are doomed to come true for those who believe and strive.

(Author of the Orthodox)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13572
 11.01.2009
http://virtualotdyh.net/content/section/7/32/



If they ever beat me, they’ll do it because of my children.

Today my grandmother had to hurry somewhere and my youngster was brought to the house.

I am at work. In the evening, we go back home through the park.

Anastasia goes half fast - interfering with the cowards she tries

to fix. And when she finally succeeded, she started.

Talk about what worries her most at the moment.

Who is wearing cowards?

My daughter, how about without them? Wear them all, so it is more comfortable.

Is it all...?

It is all. Girls, boys, and uncles and aunts.

That aunt too? A whistle is made to the side of a nearby girl.

in a mini jersey.

of course.

Before I have time to think about anything, this five-year-old outburst is flying to the

The smoking wild. He raises her shirt and, looking underneath her,

He shouted enthusiastically:

This is not true! This girl has no cowards.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №13571
 11.01.2009
Table on the fence: “Be careful, the evil dog has eaten Viagra!”

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №13570
 11.01.2009
<Exp3rT> I don’t know how to live next...
<Exp3rT> Last night I missed a call from an unknown number
<Exp3rT> In the morning I write text: "Who is this?"
<Exp3rT> What is the answer?
<Exp3rT> "Where?and "

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13569
 11.01.2009
<alexoy05>There is such a Russian folk tradition
<alexoy05>During the session to measure...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13568
 11.01.2009
It is ridiculous when Ukrainians, Russians, Belarusian brothers write while we don’t know who our neighbors are on the entrance, we get scorned and rude in public transport, when we are scorned in shops, when we see millions of scorned faces on the streets, when we see how no one will help a fallen person, although around hundreds of people...

We are all brothers at a distance, all enemies nearby.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13567
 11.01.2009
“The power of Russia can only be undermined by the separation of Ukraine from it... it is necessary not only to separate, but also to oppose Ukraine to Russia, to crush two parts of a single people and to watch how a brother will kill a brother. To do this, it is only necessary to find and raise traitors among the national elite and with their help to change the self-consciousness of one part of the great people to such an extent that they will hate all Russian, hate their own race, without realizing it. Everything else is a matter of time.” Otto von Bismarck

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №13566
 11.01.2009
Sun, you are beautiful
xxx: 0_o pasib))), so nice to hear from you this, or you say compliments only when you are in shit))
Avaddon: I don’t want to upset you, but I’m in the shit now.
Fuck my wife, 7 a.m.

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