XXX: AAAA is such a crown!! to
YYYY :? )
xxx: Shorter than a couple of days, we were replaced by a predecessor one who fights for attendance. And here two guys from the group were late for half a couple, went to him to celebrate.
He asks why he is late. One for family circumstances.
yyy : )))))))
The second looked at him and the teacher and added: We are not together.

My friend worked at a company. The production was in the basement, well, they rented the neighboring basement. Inside, from their own in the second they broke the wall and put the door. And there was also an exit to the street, with a hollow wooden door. They thought, and sealed the wooden door from within.

And what do you think, next week, when they came to work, they found a broken wooden door.

I imagine how it was. Thieves break the door in anticipation of a large theft, and there is a wall.

P.S A clear example of the work of firewall'a. So you can absolutely any misunderstanding to explain how firewall works.

Quote 5 with a plus :D

and Loki:
The method of compulsory social survey by sending pictures with kissing gay people was revealed as follows:
Comments of type
"I went to the ass" - 3pcs
"Fubble" - 7 pieces
"scuco" 4 pieces
And one smiling smiley – one piece from you!! to
I conclude that you are Mersky Ahtung and with you in the company hope to keep a point!
Am I a prairie?
Filed to:scuco
Tagged: coast coast

XXX: News of quantum physics. Schrödinger’s cat played a potential box.

A cynical medical humor.

Wear a cat for castration. I am undergoing an operation, standing in the hallway, dying of horror and pity. Instruments lie behind the door, and suddenly the veterinarian says to the nurse: "Well, this is for you for the soup...".

Q: How are you doing?
The Monthly...
Ooooh, my own too...
Go to beer?
by Ilya Go

We have colds in Moscow: -15
We are warm: 15

Hey, the boring ones that search engines on request "pickup" give out the themes of droppers, not machines. Learn to go crazy. We choose "Advanced search", indicate the words that should NOT be present on the page (babi, porovo, enlarge the member), and forward! At the same time, wear jeans with sleeves.
Plus those who know this wonderful function.

In winter, people in electric cars are divided into 2 types:
People who close the door behind themselves when entering the wagon.
2 Fools

XHH : P.S Can you hurt your other half?
I only have my ass in half...which one?

Sensei – How is it?? to
The star repairs.
ZvezdochkA - Fixed the skills of handling spatula, brush and liquid nails. I learned the basics of working with the drill. I distinguish the nail from the duvel.
Sensei is out!
Sensei - The member has not grown?? to
I’m afraid to look there...and suddenly...

I remember...

I remember everything. I remember the numbers in cheese, the scales on the rubber, and the paid incoming calls.
I even remember Bash without tons of boring shit. Hard, but I remember it.
And you remember?
Then press on.

I do not eat, I do the load.
Do not stop eating water at all.)
xxx: eggs, cabbage, fruits and kefir)
Eggs of Fuji
Oh yeah yeah
But from the cabbage the breasts will grow.
I have two of them, I don’t need them anymore.)

You are a dirty, stinking bombardment... the law of life :-(

You are always given a seat in public transportation – Fosters’ law %P

Interview with securitylab.ru

Citizen, stop smoking penguin feathers, they are destroying the remnants of your ungrown brain.
OK, smoke the windows. Window cutting helps to strengthen the brain wood.

In the vacancy section:
Type of action: flash - mob
Two people are needed for the role.
The front of the elephant Jambo
The back of the elephant Jambo
On the casting is welcomed for: - The front of the elephant Jambo (the ability to move the ears, to spin the hood, eat hese and immediately digest it)
The back of the elephant Jambo (the ability to control the rear hood, move the tail, not to retreat, and constantly shave (seno))
Ability to work in a team and fucking are crucial at casting

Number of bodies:

She: I like you.
I: Interesting statement

The couple accidentally listened to the conversation of two fellow women who discussed the strange habits of the guy of one of them.

XXX: You have something strange. The one cuts the nails, and the one who does not cut the nails then fry.
YYY: It’s still a shit. In the spring, when he sleeps, he is covered with a cushion. And it does not just hide them, but turns it over and goes through the belt into the hole in the middle of the substrate. He says it is convenient, although every morning he forgets it and falls when trying to get out of bed.

From such a mysterious guy))) "guard with a carpenter")

R. E. Sh. I have a packaging manager, Maxston.
GREG: Fuck him in the mouth, the manager of the crawl, crawl the opera itself
R. E. Sh. I have no opera.
GREG: What are you lying in?
R. E. Sh. by Mouse
GREG: an Internet Explorer? by Mozart?
R. E. Sh. by Maxston
GREG: It’s fucking download manager... mail.ru what do you open with macston too?
R. E. Sh. : outlying
What about Google?
R. E. Sh.by Maxston
GREEG: to be dull

by *****
What is the name of your new man?

Viza
My new man’s name is "eyeei, go here, I want to eat and trachaza"

by ******
My favourite male name.