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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14205
 04.02.2009
K is
K is

Create a tower forum!

Plus to! For a long time I wanted a place where there would be a cloud of people and where you could talk about any topic.
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and stopudof. I also wanted to offer. Moreover, there are a lot of linuxoids and odminoids on the BASH, there will be someone to consult.)
And the fire will catch it. So I support!
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Fuck, even you are supporting. This is "for"!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14204
 04.02.2009
Dear admin of Bashah! There is a desire to get you a beer. Where to send?

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14203
 04.02.2009
I spoke with a blonde in the ashes.
I wanted to see if they were as good as they wrote about them.
I(00:02:51 1/02/2009): I generally print fast..worth write me a long phrase and I will in a moment reprint it to you)
she(00:03:49 1/02/2009): sacha went on the highway and sacked the dry))
I (00:03:54 1/02/2009): Sasha went on the highway and sucked the dry))
she(00:04:15 1/02/2009): hustle.. hustle)))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14202
 04.02.2009
Blondie, what are you doing here? (what are you doing here?)
The main thing is not to move...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14201
 04.02.2009
The guy who bought the dollar, please buy a plz. skis or skis, or this winter has already taken off

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14200
 04.02.2009
I recently discovered one curious pattern... The look of a confused girl usually rests on the guy in the width, and the eyes of the confused guy below the female chest do not fall.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14199
 03.02.2009
From an interview with Timothy:
"You write words for songs. What were your first texts about?

It was something incredible, a full mess, a total lack of one’s own style. I tried to find myself. I wrote like a Chukotsky young man, about what I see, I sing. It was some sort of set of phrases that I was trying to rhyme."

You may think that the Pushkin lines are now issuing...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14198
 03.02.2009
MaXiK:Please let me sit here I hand over the papers, and I hear a young aunt pressing her grandmother from behind, saying you have a discette shit.
The hour will be checked. An eagle is sitting on her. The poor grandmother who doesn't know which side to approach the computer, slowly repels.
MaxiK: the eyes run and the fox presses and presses,
I can no longer stand, I say.
Fuck the disk with a volume of 1.44 MB fucking like it can be checked for an hour
Then I look over my shoulder.
This chicken disc c checks

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14197
 03.02.2009
by harakiri (22:45) :
And Karina has something.

by harakiri (22:48) :
This is Karina.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14196
 03.02.2009
Is it true that several monkeys escaped from D. Donzova and are now writing quotes for Bash?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14195
 03.02.2009
I go with my friends to the village. He is talking alone on the phone. Three hoops are broken. "Give me a call!" My friend answers "I can’t, I have roaming". They replied, and said: "But suddenly it is contagious".

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14194
 03.02.2009
K to:
“Well, there is Georgia to popping up, the whole Inet to burn up qwertyqwerty, a guard with dollars to send to Pindosia....What next?It becomes interesting.

Still break the walls and find the balls that ride there.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14193
 03.02.2009
I am completely disappointed with people today.
I approach the pedestrian lighthouse, I look at a lot of people, a man slipped alone fell his face on the asphalt, cries, screams, rolls on the road, little that nobody even approached did not help, so everything in the side began to go away... helped him to get up, I see a normal man not drunk, the mouth blood went... horror, the teeth washed lost...

This is not self-promotion, because the quote is anonymous, but a call, people be more attentive to others!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14192
 03.02.2009
of Medvedev:
2008 is the year of the family.
2009 is declared the year of the Centaurus. Population of centaurs +5.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14191
 03.02.2009
Do you think it’s hard to find a girl?
He said: ha! It is elementary.
She: And how then?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14190
 03.02.2009
I’m not a blonde, I just have a mindset like that :))))

Your warehouse was robbed.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14189
 03.02.2009
"We are often deceiving the public. Well, not us, but the state."
and Vladimir Putin.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14188
 03.02.2009

Shurry
The righteous go to heaven and the sinners to hell.
But there must be a special place for the ducks.

Sleeping Fox
An infinite field filled with robbery?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14187
 03.02.2009
Transmission of the company Reebok, how shoes are made.
Over the course of 2 years of testing, we have come to the conclusion that the feet of everyone are of different sizes.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №14186
 03.02.2009
X: I touched the topic I stitched the girl in the asky divorced that I was gay, that she would be behind me :-)
What is Divorce?

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