I play GTA San Andreas, stupidly beat passers, pick up cars, and so on. My father is there and is watching closely. Here I run to another car, throw out the driver, I am going to sit in it.
My father told me, don’t take this car.
I – Why?
You see, young people are driving. Probably not enough gasoline.
I could not play anymore...

From Twitter:
We went back to the deacon to find out,
Who is the Capricorn. Naughty?! to

Astrologers proclaimed the month of Goat Flu, the population of cities has decreased by half.

Biology in Pair:

If even one other fool painted the fish a her, I would have to match the anatomical structure of the her at the board with all the details!

I had a turtle when I was a child.

She ate the rain.

xxx: her one edge was from behind and the other from her mouth.

YYYY: “ROFL” and you went after her with the knives?

I wore it like that.

xxx for the rope

XXX: Like the boots.

and today. Medvedev: “There is a need to change the economy and political system.”
Is he going to emigrate? already? In to London?

In front of history. Small 4 years. Sometimes I tell a story about three pigs. I can’t remember which of them is Nuf-Nuf or Nif-Nif.
For the small, this is important, especially he needs to remember what the house of stones built, as he is the most. Well, for the sake of clarity, I called him Petrovich. Sometimes he asks – Dad, tell a story about Petrovich.
The story itself. I went to the theater for a children’s show. Give them three pigs.
Mom and Dad with children. Pigs like pigs - puffy, pink.
The first is Hello children, I am Nif-nif, the second is Nif-nif.
Hi children, I am Nuff-nuff, the Third barely has time to open his mouth, the ringing, enthusiastic voice of my little one - I know, you are Petlovich! The hall freezes for a second before the explosion of the whistle, and from the front rows there is a thoughtful solid male voice: "Yes, it really looks like."
Why the actors broke the curtain and slipped out of the stage on the crackers I understood later, when in the theatre hall I saw a photo of a low bald man with a curly, somewhat like a fifth nose and the inscription: The main director of the theater Nikolai Petrovich Ivanov (the other surname of course).

Every year, the television New Year's "blue light" begins to correspond more and more to the second meaning of the word "blue".

It will be necessary to offer British scientists to determine whether all flomasters taste the same.

to this
Bl", it seems necessary to stop engaging in wrestling - tonight, removing the trick, accidentally broke them with his hands...
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
Old man, don’t think about shaking the electricity...

by Peter. I walk through the street and see a wildly roaring man. He stops me, ticks his finger into the stomach and through laughter says, “Look...
I: Well what?
What is "nu and"? This is my BMW!

I go to a sex shop. The windows are shrouded, although inside is really dark. In front of the lighting cell phone rises a girl-seller.
She: Oh, and you are with us. The light has broken out. Do you want to buy something?
I : Yes. Somewhere in the darkness...
She: So let’s feel it.

About :
In response to:
to this:
Winter is when your player is unloaded and you can’t get your earphones out of your ears so that it doesn’t blow.
(c) chipip"
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Winter is when you can’t get your headphones out of your ears because they’re sloppy.
Perm, December, -43 in the morning

archi_san ©
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Winter is when you don’t even have to put beer in the refrigerator – it freezes straight on the table! and :(
North HMAO, -56 - Around the clock...
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Winter is when the fumigator is still on for the night.
Moscow, +15

by Enslover

Thank you, the girl from the nineteenth apartment, who included the early morning album of aqua on Tuesday.

Vacation on one of the popular websites!
The task is simple: to make such a site and so promote it that if the sales department shuts off the phones, barricades the door and starts shooting, customers will still climb through the fence and into the windows with the desire to buy housing.
And your task will be to this result in any way.
If you are ready to do so, send your resume.

XXX: And I am the Commander-in-Chief of the Wolf Race Army
Race is written with one C, you are stupid.
Every new sentence begins with a big letter. You are both fools!! to
XXX: Distinguish the defiant (-) from the tyre (-), fool!! to
xxx: In the Russian language, three outcry signs in a row do not put, wisdom!
After the word "language" there is no need for a spat, shit!

Funny, today was with a little son on a tree, there one of the teachers dressed in a hatabich. He goes out and says, Guess kids who I am! They are Galina Vladimirovna. The entire parental group slipped from the chairs with laughter.

If someone else
He was abandoned in misery.
And this deed has entered your hearts,
Remember how great.
Beating people in the red.
Beating the good is stupid.
We have to beat the bad ones.

And a smile will suddenly touch your eyes,
The good mood will not leave you anymore.

There is an opinion that the British scientist of the 80th level has the title of CEP.

Status in aske: “I rent for New Year’s Eve: red and pale on order, fast drunk, tamada, clown, genius and stripper in one person.”