If you have no problems and no enemies, you are not yet born.

(The Yellow Shirt)

You know, my colleague gave me a Dr. Arbalet. Of course, immediately

Try the toy in action. Draw a target on a piece of paper.

They pulled the scotch into the closet and fired a shot. Even got hit. Shoot

I asked for the target, the wall of the closet, all the shirts and jackets that hanged in the closet.

He stumbled into the opposite wall. Imagine what would happen if

Would the target be hanged on his wife's section?

President Barack Hussein Obama will balance the budget

the economy, will solve real estate problems, will reverse the global

warming, will find Osama bin Laden, will allow the Israeli-Palestinian

The conflict will bring about international peace. Then on the seventh day he

to rest.

The serpent
How do you get the 1200 U.S.?
Outsider
The skin of a virgin is normal.

Grandpa is on the street. They get snow in it. He cries out and says:
What broke up! Pedophiles are missing.
(Coordination with the phrase of Pendalph from the "Brotherhood and the Ring" of Goblin)

Shakal: I got my salary!!!!! to
Evgenius: Good for you
Shakal: and the whole body as a hand removed! I wanted to work!
Shakal: although not... seemed

xx: Yesterday, let’s sit down with me watching a movie. Suddenly, a SMS from a girl arrives on the phone. I’m angry to remove all the girls from his directory.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
xxx: And he out of anger removed me from the directory...and all the girls...I’m in shock...

Repair is a natural disaster committed by a group of persons on a preliminary agreement.

Not for service, but for friendship.. the guy who bought dollars, come to the house-2, ah?))

XX: How did you get there? The girls in the department are not detained at all, they are pulled out!! to
YYY: How, how... I won their hearts once and for all!
XXX: O_O
YYY: And you imagine it! This is my first time in the department, so embarrassing. The boys are sitting, ignoring me and cutting in the counter. Instead of “Hello” and “Oh!” Give it two!

Are Blenders and Happy Tree Friends the same thing?
But there are newcomers.

23: [ 30 ] added 2009-01-24 10:52
My daughter’s birthday is 17 years old. A friend brings a bouquet of roses as a gift. I thought they were 15. The girl was offended: "What did he say, was it not enough for two more dollars?"
The next day he brought two more roses.

It is right, divide! You should have taken the bucket and sent it to you!
1 of 1!

News from France:
In Paris, a bomber arrested sending an email with threats to Sarkozy

H&M: I haven’t seen you for a long time. Do you want to meet?
M>I would love you very happy 15 kilos ago
J&G and SUCK!! to

Get rid of the compass and stay with me! You will be taken to the army tomorrow.

3:11 Maria Kondakova joined the group ▄▀▄▀▄▀I hate Bydlo-Hopov!!!▀▄▀▄▀▄

3:10 Maria Kondakova left the group "▬▬Nokia Club of Owners ▬▬".

I got it x)

XXX: I won’t have sex in the city center for two reasons:
it is illegal and constitutes a violation of public order;
This is Russia – get advice and spouse things.

Blonde: I bought myself boots on a raised heels, and allowed a friend to do my hair removal with hot wax
FOX: x: and without epilation the boots didn’t slip?

xxx: throw the girl I know quite a little bit and she left me this on the wall:
The situation!! Walk, we had to sleep in one tent...mm...What will we do??? Share it to everyone and find out who and what will do with you in the forest! It will be fun!!! to
XXX: What do I do to answer?
I think I think, mmm.
YYY: Say that first you would strangle her with your sleeping bag, then you would split it, smash it with mayonnaise, lick it all, then you would go splashing out of that amount of minoose, then you would come, and if it was still warm, you would have sex with her, if it had already cooled, you would pull her closer to the fire and have sex with her, then you would pull her out into the woods, sleep with leaves, and leave her for breakfast to wolves, wolves love to eat those who send all kinds of dumb spam.

I have a kindergarten under the windows. When I came home, I witnessed the dialogue between my mother and the little girl.
How is the day, Rabbit?
It is okay, Mom.
Did you behave well?
Yes Yes
Did you eat it all today?
and no. I stumbled and dropped the plate on the floor.
Did you get anything after that?(Mom worried if the baby was hungry)
The child’s response...
The puzzles...