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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14125
 01.02.2009
I read the old honey guide: about artificial breathing
artificial breathing should be done patiently and calmly for a long time (according to the instructions of the Ministry of Health - before the appearance of body spots)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14124
 01.02.2009
R2D2 is OK. We are an anime family. For the new year, we gave each other a bucket. Instead of sex, we look at Pokémon. But this is not a reason to call us idiots <_<

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14123
 01.02.2009
VKontakte on the photo of the man was locked on the crash of the king-clock.
One thought on “What you don’t touch, you break everything!”

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14122
 01.02.2009
Iwan Bosky: By the way, those who are skeptical are of Nostradamus. How can you explain at least the fact that he calls Hitler in his caterings “Hitler.” 
Validol: Yes, it’s all simple – Hitler read Nostradamus’s caterings and called himself Hitler.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14121
 01.02.2009
I’m just in a good mood, I want to help people.
Eddie Dickens: Give me money
64 Go to Fuck

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14120
 01.02.2009
If you have a very smart thought, write it down and read it a day later. Usually this is enough.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №14119
 01.02.2009
The fight against corruption in Russia is anti-state.

It undermines the state system.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №14118
 01.02.2009
http://www.litsovet.ru/index.php/material.read?material_id=232402



The year 1995.



You are a fool, Mom. Who holds money in currency? There is indeed

Hermes, First voucher fund, MMM finally!



The year 1998.



You are a fool, Mom. Who holds the money in the Chara Bank? There is indeed

and decent banks. “Imperial”, “Russian Credit” finally.



The year 2008. The January.



You are a fool, Mom. Who is buying dollars? There are actions.

VTB, Sberbank, PIFs are different.



The year 2008. The June.



You are a fool, Mom. Who holds the money in VTB shares? Buy the rubles.

Believe in TV at least once in your life.



The year 2008. The July.



You are a fool, Mom. Take the oil futures immediately. In the thin

Gazprom and Rosneft shares. Save money in kilocalories, soon

The Winter!



The year 2008. of October.



You are a fool, Mom. Blue chips are the investor’s death. only

Moscow real estate will save your savings.



The year 2008. The December.



You are a fool, Mom. Who will buy your unconstructed apartment?

and Mitino? Only dollars, dollars and dollars.



The year 2008. The January.



Report of the suspect in the murder of his son-in-law

Citizens of Khudyakova Serafima Ivanovna:

“Mom, stupid, stupid, stupid...Dura was my daughter when I got married for this.

The foolishness. Doctor of Economic Sciences, worked in the government.

The Prime Minister advised. Fuck you all!”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14117
 01.02.2009
A new supercomputer has been installed!

They will finally be able to find out the weather on the Internet.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14116
 01.02.2009
She dreamed of:
Over the building 2 built the same metal armor as at the Chernobyl nuclear plant

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14115
 01.02.2009
xxx: salut, you don’t know, chosa song, there chel many times sings something like "washing"?
WOW: O_O
There is washing, washing...
Oh my God. Sting, Englishman in New York. Spit on your chemistry and learn English!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14114
 01.02.2009
The soul seeks, the soul tries, but does not find and is drunk.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14113
 01.02.2009
A sad experience is when you go to the toilet and first check the presence of toilet paper.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14112
 01.02.2009
Subscribe to
A 14 year old sympathetic.

Misha
There is UCRF.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14111
 31.01.2009
XX: Hearing the news – Barack Obama confused the door with the window.....the president of America is a disease, it is transmitted by inaguration))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №14110
 31.01.2009
You can’t imagine how you wore...

The man who bought dollars.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14109
 31.01.2009
Brussels, 29 January Swiss police discovered a large cannabis plantation using the popular computer program Google Earth
That’s what it means to be good ?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14108
 31.01.2009
XXX (15:55:36 29/01/2009)
Can the screen screen be made or the door is needed and which button?

YYY(15:56:56 29/01/2009)
may

XXX (15:57:08 29/01/2009)
Well and?

YYY (15:57:28 29/01/2009)
The button is called PrtScr.

YYY (15:57:58 29/01/2009)
Give you this.

XXX (15:58:10 29/01/2009)
Nothing happens

YYY (15:58:53 29/01/2009)
What will happen, the blast???? to

[ + 33 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14107
 31.01.2009
Archetype: I am 100% sure that if homosexuals are shot in every country, the number of bodies will not reach 1% of their total, and homosexuality will disappear as a phenomenon. They divorced, fucking, the pirates.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №14106
 31.01.2009
Listen, and compot is cooked only from fruits or vegetables too?
YYY: The vegetable compot is called "board"!

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