I watched the stage today. The girl who will accept orders for the creation of websites tries to convey to the designer what customers would like to see like this:
Girl: Well, here it must be a gradient.
Design: so blurred or gradient
You are a designer, you know what it is.
Then he does the following – takes off his glasses, clothes her and says:
Designer: This is so - blurred, but this is how (taking off the glasses and pressing a finger on the LCD monitor) the gradients went, so what did you want to see the customer?
You don’t know what morning sex is.
It is something sensitive and touching when the eyes are not opened after sleep.
You are already fucking.
and what? Looking for a girl with breasts and brains? The evil is missing! Set up the inet-set; remove the width, or swing badly-ok; and how...and where to look...and what to do...and the screen is blue...and the processor whispers on me, girl, help me, what do I do?!!Are you me?The natural blonde!! These questions ask?Look in the mirror and take an IQ test, then I’ll say maybe! Most of you are no different from the "foolish babies"; have finished the PTU and are you running out of IT-shnickers? What is a connector???90% of you are asking! Breasts to you? What will you do with them? Shaken in ecstasy from what you saw??? Be men, not drummers, inventing “citates” about the dam-nedam-damnones...Tfu! Shame on the technicians. Shake in silence and if you "no have been given"-do not be ashamed!
Apologies for Napping.
Our roadmen have a car that fills the holes with gravel and fills with bitumen. Now cats appear on the roads in the city instead of dams.
[13:38:58] The stranger says: I write with an eighth degree
[13:41:29] The Wanderer Says: Features of the Morphological-Functional Organization of the Actinic Cytoskeleton Infusion of Paramecium caudatum
[13:42:37] Taxo says: and there can also write a diploma?? to
[13:42:59] The stranger says: there can still be 5 doctors to defend or 6 or maybe more.
[13:43:42] Taxo says: How did I think mankind knew everything about infusion?
[13:44:08] The stranger says that mankind doesn’t know everything.
[13:45:03] Taxo says: But one thing pleases
[13:45:15] Taxo says: infusions about us don’t know your fuck!!! to
Quotes for Dreamer and Other Storytellers:
Before you do?
I sit on a pair, fuck students, tremble, smoke grass and drink vodka.
I would have thrown you out ? ?
It won’t work, I’m a preacher.
Life is flying unnoticed and you are already deep in ten.
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2nd?
1: I bought a new toothbrush in my mouth and toilet paper for my ass.
1: A brush with a blue scarf turned out to be pink, and 4 rolls of ass paper turned out to be 2 rolls of eco-friendly paper towels.
2: Do you crack?
4p3
I bought the Hubble Telescope.
Lancaster
O_O
4p3
But this is... a reminder.
Lancaster
( ) Agree to
4p3
Now the nail.
4p3
"We suggest to increase the member"
4p3
It is a prelude.
Lancaster
It is logical)
that further
4p3
The next letter
4p3
"If you do not want to increase the member, we can increase the site visitor"
Just strength...
Remember this quote?
Yyy Cerber is a dog with three heads.
xxx O_o, so he can pronounce the letters X, U and Y at the same time...
So here... he sat for 30 minutes at the comp, recorded each letter with the microphone, and launched three vinamps and tried to repeat.
Skeptik: I bought an MP3 compilation with Alice yesterday. He returned home with a sixth bowl. He listened a little and rolled it on the cassette. Imho, on the cassette sound is more decent, although it is chewed already. Maybe I’m just used to it?! to
XPEH: Just have a TDC cassette recorded at the International, and mp3 digitized from the MK90-5 cassette on Spring 205-1.
Xpeh: Cry, how old I am 0_o
I sleep. I dream that I woke up, came to work without a shirt, and I run home red... I wake up, I am terribly happy that it is a dream, there are five minutes left. I fall asleep, I think... in my dreams I see again coming to work without a shirt. I smile, I think it is nonsense. It is dream. But when the boss brought me to the side and said that my sweater dress is beautiful, but very short...I did not understand the trick at first.
Today is a fun day.
Today the girl seller held a workshop on digital and mirror cameras
Well what does it matter about photics, at the end of the seminar says- "Now I will show you the photographs taken by mirror and the number to see the differences"
the memory card, and puts in the plasma with the card reader
In the room a collective shock, there is a photo where she was in what mother gave birth
I lost memory cards.
Oh yeah, you know, friend, somehow it is a reference to me to try the recipes written by a girl with a nick Redisotka Perdisotka...
Damn, how do you do a job here...and have nothing to do?
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Thirty Years!!!! Search for Worm32.EbatKolotit
to remove? to cure? to fuck?
DanSt (17:52:41 31/10/2008)
fucking
DanSt (17:53:32 31/10/2008)
system message: *the virus in horror crashed into the bottom of the screw waiting for better times*
Vvs (17:53:46 31/10/2008)
Thousands
The virus is fucking!! to
The system was restored after a serious error.
Throw yourself on the back of the chair, relax and watch the process of upgrades.
Vvs (17:54:26 31/10/2008)
Lack of Internet connection. Management is transferred to chatbot.
DanSt (18:28:13 31/10/2008)
system notification: *virus "Worm32.EbatKolotit" showed the nose from the subsoil of the Winston Church and was fooled once more*
System Request: Fucks again to be irrelevant? Should I fuck him a few times? Let it go, let it go, let it go
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1 (16:40:29 16/10/2008)
fucking fucking
2 (16:48:51 16/10/2008)
We’re watching a movie here...and here on the whole screen yours.
I want to fuck.
2 (16:57:29 16/10/2008)
I haven’t been that long ? ? ?
In the Russian language Olympiad, the task is to choose how to write - collectively or separately. and had to be so sealed in the task - (n) unfavorable... as I wanted to write separately...