YYY: How did you blink with the light yesterday?
YYY: Sitting up a cage? :D
XXX: Aha
She said she was ready to break up with her life because of me.
YYY: ROFL
XXX is true!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Or the light? Are you chasing?
No, seriously, she said it was better to drown in the bathroom than to meet me!

Day as day. I read Bach. I got a funny quote, and I laughed a little, went out to smoke in the entrance. The mood is good, I smoke and quietly chick, remembering the quote. The grandmothers at the entrance strangely touched me. In the poem...
In an hour the door rings. I open – menta, and next to them one of the entrance grandmothers. The dialogue:
Myth is he?
Grandma: Yeah he is! Smoking and Hichikal.
Myth: The young man. Please show the cigarettes you smoked.
And I was on the melli and the third day smoked whiteworm. And the situation was finally worsened by the fact that I began to ride on the floor and roast like a horse on a hemp field.
c) MaratMS

How did it end??? I die of curiosity.

I realized that I would have an official boss already at the interview - when I saw him on the table in the scraper's department a well-proclaimed pipette!!!! x_x

You have to be able to appear effectively and quietly disappear.

Our general surname is Tsarev, and the underground name is natural.

The King. Before the New Year he gave us a naked salary (customers complaining about

difficult times did not translate the grandmother), however, promised later

to compensate.

And today, he gathers us all together (on the table of a pack of sweaters).

The envelope, and he says:

I’ve given you the bonuses before the NHG, you know why. I am my own

I hold my word, you get it now. So that you may know that you are my way, and I

I will never give you twice as much as I promised. I hope you are

Be careful and don’t leave me in difficult times.

For a few seconds, there was a stunned silence in the office, and here

At the end of the day, the trembling voice of our

Technical Engineer Yaris:

Lord, keep the king, keep the king, keep the king.

I wanted to catch up, but I couldn’t laugh.)

To whom you do not go on the New Year's Eve, all tables are broken from the financial

The Crisis.

And I would have opened champagne with my teeth today, if I knew that this would be the best.

Alex(10:33:19 14/01/2009)
The happiness of the prey is noted and we have one girl in the group, and the prey of her speaks you straight in the raspberries, and she answers her, not in the banana!
@Zek@ (10:33:38 14/01/2009)
:D

Foxtrot
The Night with Dima Bilan is worth $1 million

ClampGL
The elite prostitute, the bullet ))))

Junonova: I will never forget today's trip to a Korean restaurant for a business lunch, when a loud "Myayaawowu" from the kitchen was spread in a semi-empty bar)))))

Answer to:
Why, hell, every man who proudly calls himself a lone wolf becomes a sociopath?

Apparently, for the same reason that every woman who covetously calls herself a cat turns out to be a frigid outer.

Sablina: I got a text message: "Night at the grandmother, don’t worry". I sit, I think: son or husband?

xxx: Does anyone know a meaningful word from some consonants that contains at least four letters?
***zzz is now on #channel
Zzzz: Ghbdtn
Xxx: Genius O_o

And have you noticed that in the USSR, the theme of Ukraine, gas, national anger is scattered more and more through the joke-add-on?
You see, they are not fools.

And now think, WHY as soon as our-yours have reconciled, agreed that all the brothers and do not let the Slavs crack, in the Abyss is immediately sent another gossip quote of the "Moskali Kozli", "Hey you our gas" and so on?? to

Do not forget that BASH is gradually transforming into the media, shaping public opinion. The United States could not fail to react to this.

1st
I was born a tribe.
2 is
Congratulations to!! to
1st
57 kg, Z500 cm
2 is
You see how I look.)

“Capital owners will stimulate the working class to buy more and more expensive goods, buildings and equipment. Thus pushing them to take more and more expensive loans until the loans become non-payable. Unpaid loans lead to bankruptcy, which will be nationalized by the state, which will eventually lead to communism.”
1867 by K. Marx.

Before going to bed, the husband and the child (6 years old) muzzle on the couch, tickle and scream.
What are you doing like idiots?
I am not a wire.
Son: I am not a fool.

Q: Fuck when you fix it. Foolish idiots
The last two words of the signature.

(Dialogue in the Tuagent)
Client: We decided to refuse to travel to Israel – war, bombing. Give the money plz.
Curious you are, girl, there is a bomb shelter in every hotel! I will not give.

Students played and won 10800 rubles They were so pleased))) their first words were to eat at last )))))