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[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №13324
 30.12.2008
1: [ 34 ] added 2008-12-28 12:36
Father Christmas! Please do me, and everyone who plusses this, a bag of money and three big tits!!! Happy New Year for Men!

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Have you eaten 3 cakes??? I have my own breasts.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13323
 29.12.2008
A lawyer is required.
Snoop
(Please do not contact the driver!!!)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13322
 29.12.2008
The case was in the distant Soviet times, when they pulled virtually everything, and virtually everything that lay bad... Prepod at the time worked at a chemical factory producing ammonia. To produce it, several components are needed, including platinum, as an optimal catalyst, for which a platinum grid was used for the entire volume of the chemical reactor. And here comes the prey to work, and there is a mess... They stole 100 kilos of this same grid... Everyone runs with such eyes O_O. The new grid will cost a lot of money. Some uncompromising proletarian cut it down and brought it home, where a chicken drove it safely. And what, it does not rust and does not rot, and chickens will not run away, beauty!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13321
 29.12.2008
I heard the story, saying that after the tests of ballistic missiles, our real wreck was buried near the target, and the fake was digged in the distance. The Americans from the satellites saw a hole far from the target and thought that the Soviet missiles were inaccurate - and the sweat did not take measures to protect many of their objects.
When they once saw how on the picture bulldozers buried a hole near the target and dug a new one nearby, they were in shock. It turned out that they were very vulnerable for about 10 years.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №13320
 29.12.2008
I am in charge of the company I work for.
Yesterday evening, the boss promoted the employee to the head of the department.
Sedna from the early morning inserted her a trend for the department’s crazy work over the past couple of months.
% of

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13319
 29.12.2008
Only in Russia can synonyms be "hemorrhoids" and "headache" o_0

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №13318
 29.12.2008
Question from the forum:

HGH: What to do? My young man hurts my chest very much... and I can’t say anything to him, I love him so much! I love it very much!! I haven’t been there for so long, bla bla bla.

Answer to:
Ask to be gentle. Or pull the egg. Preferably the left. Preferably to the knee.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №13317
 29.12.2008
File size is 32 KB.
You are not a VIP account, so you can’t download this file at maximum speed.
The fucking :(

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №13316
 29.12.2008
Can you imagine anything beautiful about Photoshop?
2) A beautiful face will be the ass, going through the photoshop filters.
It is beautiful ?

by stroika.do.am

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №13315
 29.12.2008
Featless
We drove to Mega today.
Bonzai is sitting in front. I am behind.
He looks at the glass and asks, “Dimon, did you drink anything yesterday?”
I say "No, and you?"
It is "No"
The driver was not confused: "That is I from the morning ebanul"
We did not know. To crave or to be afraid.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №13314
 29.12.2008
Just... I went to our store, picked up a meal/drink... I stood in the box. In front of me is a big man, the type - a Russian intellectual, of that breed, who what about Rerich, what about the bakery... Loudly "guides" (otherwise you will not name it!!!) by mobile... - Well, Marinochka, well, you are so worried, well, your guys got drunk, they probably called the baby, surely
The babies did not come to the drunken, well, they drove into the drunken not that, and not there... And you immediately, "Pidarsys, Pidarsys...""The whole shop was lying...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №13313
 29.12.2008
by DiMaxx. Didn’t I leave her cakes yesterday?
Skyfloat is not.
DiMaxx-Mlia has lost again. All of NAH. I buy new ones and like in my childhood, rubber joining them and through the sleeves
Skyfloat, you are a genius!
DiMaxx what?
Skyfloat-I know what to do to avoid losing the socks! and ROLF

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №13312
 29.12.2008
K to:

I can’t wear narrow jeans and sweaters – I’m counted as a scout.
I can't wear a pink-black range - I'll be recorded in an emo.
I can’t wear anything fashionable – I’ll be called a glamour.
I can’t wear a shirt – I’ll be called a rocker.
I can’t wear uncompatible things – I’ll be caught in a treasure.
I will wear lappets and saraphan.
by Bobic

And you will be counted among the fans of Hope Babkina

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13311
 29.12.2008
Darya Ivanova has left the group "Is there friendship between a man and a woman?".

Fucked it.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13310
 29.12.2008
The case occurred at the university last year.
of Informatics. Count for 2 pairs. During the break, the teacher cleaned the computer, sat on the baskets, he was not visible behind the equipment. The same group enters and the whole audience: "Well, this drunkard was fucking?!". Prepod slowly rises up and gives out: "Ivanov, you did not surrender!".

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13309
 29.12.2008
Mommy told the day:
To a friend, her little daughter comes from the kindergarten and declares, "Mom, buy me something so I can hold it and write standing!"
Small

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №13308
 29.12.2008
Regardless of what the government does for the good of the people.

As a result, it is always robbed.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №13307
 29.12.2008
It was long ago. Pugachev did not sing. The crew of our regiment was in

Traffic and stuck in the weather. And Edith Piecha came to this city, and

The crew went to her concert. We have gone, and

board technician (big specialist drink) and says: “Hey, commander, I am in

I have forgotten about it". He went on board and poured a bottle of alcohol.

Well, he came to the theater, and the concert is already going and they are not allowed into the hall.

Look at a small door. I opened, and there was a ladder to the top.

I went up there, and there the lights led by the reflectors. The Illuminator

He allowed me to sit next door. The boiler sat down and immediately filled his drink.

And then more. The enlightener asked him what he was drinking, and the boarder asked him.

I suggested. We drank and there was mutual understanding.

Bordeaux says "I am not alone here. I have a crew here.

He is sitting. Can we find them?"The Enlightener said to him "Yes!"

The lighthouse began to roll around the hall. I found! The technician from above cries:

"Commander, don’t worry, I’m already here!"Well, of course, the crew from the hall

as the wind swallowed.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13306
 29.12.2008
The liquor and vodka factory Crystal warns:

Smoking, smoking and only smoking are dangerous to your health.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №13305
 29.12.2008
...as a squirrel at such a tremendous speed, flying into such a small hole of its squirrel, does not get stuck in the hole with its wings and legs, and after all, it is still necessary to slow down, so as not to fuck in the opposite wall!

And really?

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