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[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №23368
 06.12.2009
to this:

And you also sit for a while during the salutation, and then when you can't stand it and rush to the window to look, it must have ended?

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and ah! And when you sit back, it starts crazy again!!!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №23367
 06.12.2009
It seems to me that even if you put out the most terrible photo of yourself with your passion, with a terrible cuddle, with scratched scratches and red eyes, there will still be someone who will write: "Dearly!)) You look so well together!)))) andquot;

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №23366
 06.12.2009
The phrase that men want from women only one, most often repeated by those women from whom men, and this one, in general, is not very necessary.

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23365
 06.12.2009
Never jump from the 7th floor or above.
We are cleaning away from the idiots.)

– – – – –
Never jump from the seventh floor or higher for a second time.

We’re going to clean up the burrows from the lucky idiots :)


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №23364
 06.12.2009
Recently, the client heard an excellent Cisco advertisement from the edge of the ear. From the conversation of two employees something like:
I have a problem. The boss thinks I’m cool at the ATS and wants to hang on me the setup of the newly purchased...
From what?
The cage for which I am responsible has not fallen in a year, and I don't know how to configure it, so I don't know how to rub it.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23363
 06.12.2009
Orbit - plus 5 to communication
Seven plus 10 for confidence

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №23362
 06.12.2009
From the ambulance chat:
Where have you been for six months? - Where have you been for six months? - Where have you been for six months?! to
-Hello everyone, I got my girlfriend, I didn't appear. -I must, I'm still in the clan!
Crazy, has he come back?
She left me.)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23361
 06.12.2009
From the news on torrents:
To what frequency can a cat be driven?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №23360
 06.12.2009
The dream of a true programmer - to program the programming process

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23359
 06.12.2009
Status of Two Neighbors in Commonwealth

18:06 Yulia *********
I want salt cakes!) ) )

18:46 Yulia *********
Cucumbers... Tasteful...

19:01 by Ekaterina
Who took the bottle out of the refrigerator???! to

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23358
 06.12.2009
People who want Dandy! Take a record!

M. Babushkinskaya, the exit from the first wagon and to the right, the shopping center near the subway, a tent with games - there is a dendy! And pistols too.

M. Babushkinskaya, exit from the last wagon and to the tram stop 17, on the tram 4 stops (exit immediately after turning to the right, to Polar Street, d. 3), in the toy store there are cartridges for 65 rubles and a lot.

Thanks to Salem.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №23357
 06.12.2009
I go to the metro. Two girls are sitting opposite: one sleeps a sweet sleep on the other’s shoulder, and the other reads “Crime and Punishment,” it is visible that she also falls asleep.
And at the interval between the stations of Autozavodskaya and Kolomenskoye, the dealers always come in and offer all kinds of "necessary things".
The man went in, began to show a set where removable things are attached to the pen, such as a blade, a knife and even a blade.
Finally, he gets a small towel and shows up.
The girl with the book comes out of the half-dream, looks at the man with her eyes, and so on the half-car gives out:
I have read, b
He shakes a book and falls into a tree.
No one has listened to XDDDDD.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №23356
 06.12.2009
And you also fuck when you whisper in the live with a beautiful and even smart neighbor at the lecture? After all, not for the stomach quiet or wallet crocodile loved her, but for the set of nerve cells and electrical impulses, for the wavelength of her body and eyes reflected!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №23355
 06.12.2009
In Kaliningrad on the local channel is advertising: "Technology Store "XHH": GALAKTEKO action IN DANGER! Computer with processor "onotole" of N rubles!" And Wassermann in Santa Claus costume O_o

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23354
 06.12.2009
Men are like a train: one has gone, the other has come.
XXX is Nippon. One left, the other continued without stopping, and the third was canceled.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23353
 06.12.2009
In Wikipedia read that the fierce feminists want to permission for women in the summer to walk with absolutely naked breasts.
WOW - the government will allow *_*
No other way **

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23352
 06.12.2009
The app makes estimates for a month. Prefect of Student:
Good for the fourth.
A scream from the audience:
Could you put me on a three?

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23351
 06.12.2009
I heard a conversation between two girls aged 15-17:

I don’t want to meet him again! He has already had three times, so far nothing special, just a guest, so every time he has vodka in the refrigerator stands. by Alcatraz!
It is stupid!! Vodka is not delayed, and it rarely lives up to the refrigerator!

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23350
 06.12.2009
I am constantly surprised by our country.
For example, our builders. Well, how much can you build a residential house, if there is already a bus stop near it called "Build"?! to

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №23349
 06.12.2009
I work for an innet provider. We have a service, for not too computer literate - configuration p2p and the internet - 100r.
on the mobile service. Support has now arrived:
"Hello, this is not a spam but a real opportunity to earn - please send the settler to the contract number xxxx".
I love our customers and sometimes I want to work for them :)

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