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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15343
 23.03.2009
xxx (10:19:49 20/03/2009)
Are you so damaged?

yyy (10:21:14 20/03/2009)
Why are you so informal?

yyy (10:21:34 20/03/2009)
It’s like asking why the sun is shining.

yyy (10:21:44 20/03/2009)
Or: Why is it raining?

xxx (10:22:32 20/03/2009)
The sun shines because there are thermonuclear reactions and hydrogen is converted into helium. They happen with a huge amount of energy. Here it shines.

xxx (10:23:14 20/03/2009)
Rain comes because when the temperature drops, the moisture in the air condenses and falls to the ground due to rainfall. Here he goes.

xxx (10:23:30 20/03/2009)
Are you so damaged?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15342
 23.03.2009
I need to make a mouthpiece for the ears.
Why Why?
- Imagine people sitting, working, and this time - a mask show, a crowd of rabbits and whites with machines.
- Then the commander needs the ears of Cheburaška, so that it is immediately clear who is the chief here.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №15341
 23.03.2009
I think it’s time to go home until there’s no stop in the subway.
Are you already in the metro?? to
yyy: This is the type, the machinery drivers go out into the fork and say: "Where do you put the cattle?"
xxx: "buy the rights to the subway and drive"
yyy: "Look at the trunk, this is a jump to suck in order to drive on such an electric train"
xxx: Oh and here past the station, carrying people, a train with blue beacons is in full motion
Tagged: ussssss

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15340
 23.03.2009
xxx(22:06:07 20/03/2009)
How to calm a guy?? to
yyy(22:07:41 20/03/2009)
Listen to understand and then fuck.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №15339
 23.03.2009


The desire to speak is always stronger than the desire to listen, for when you listen,
The will has to think.
http://aforizmi.narod.ru

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15338
 23.03.2009
http://raketchik.livejournal.com/63038.html

The story of the goose. Unpleasant but morally instructive.

Neighbors on the site went somewhere to rest and picked up the goat there. The Wild,
With a broken wing and leg. Vichy says that the goose at all to them alone
has gone out. The guy was looking for help. Because I came, and if I did not get it,
and all. Or whoever would eat. There are few wishing.

They brought him to the veterinarian. The veterinarian has done everything.
X-rays there, fluorography, ultrasound, gastroscopy, coronary shunting,
whitening of teeth, in full, shorter. Pneumatic Pneumatics, Tyres
He was imposed, and the doctor of the goose said that the goose would recover, not a question, but
Unfortunately, he will never fly again. There is something irreparable.
The wing.

Okay well. They returned with the goose and took care of it.
He is healed. Bands to do, lotions there, feed, drink,
shave and shave, all short, as the doctor prescribed.

Our neighbors are such an exemplary family. Natasha with Natalia
People themselves are very pleasant. We are not friends, but we communicate.
So, on the holidays, or just sit and talk. Two children, as
is set. The older boy and the girl went to the first class.

And they have a dog, a Siberian hamster, Jack. Natural, they are from the north.
They came when they worked there. The ugly creation, by the way.

No, that’s what I’m talking about the ugly. It costs us at the same time.
The door to the apartment to open as he throws on our Dasha. This is like and
a girl, and twice as much as him, and badly, she never
Nothing has done. But there was something I didn’t like. And she looks at him.
Always so surprised. He goes straight out of himself. And a couple of times.
Stretched tightly, until procured ears and sewing seams.

We even had to establish such a custom: before opening the door (no
only when walking with the dog, and generally, the dogs are always in the hallway
It’s hard, especially if someone comes and leaves, you need to open up a little bit.
Crying out loudly “We’re out!”

What is characteristic. As I said later, when we were there.
The robberies stopped, the robberies stopped, the robberies stopped.
The elevator and writing on the walls. No, right, if you pretend, two
family, seven people, two dogs, there, a couple of dozen times a day
Definitely does. Come, sit in the elevator and write, and someone will tell you.
“We’re going out!” – No pleasure, I think.

No, but for people, and in general, Jack is a very good dog. and sweet,
Educated and pleasant. Whole white, hair thickening, Natashka
the cleanliness is impaired, so it does not smell and washes the legs after walking
by Sam. A very good dog, short. Well, fucking a bit, and who without it?

And so, then, this whole big friendly family has become a goose caring.
And Jack, too. Animals have their own understanding, too.
Who can eat, and when to know the honor. Jack, as well as
No one showed attention and attention to the goose. Because, who is in
Someone goes to school and Jack is always at home. He has swallowed,
He fixed his bandage, allowed him to drink from his bowl and put him to sleep with him.
on the substrate. And all, in general, during this period, only about the goose and talked.
What was the temperature of the goose when the bandage was made, and how he is today
The mood. Even I, representing any goose no different than in the oven,
When I went into the case, I first asked “Well? “How is my patient?”
Even to myself disgusting.

Well, and for a long time, shortly, the goose healed. Only a wing, as he promised.
The doctor remains unfit, although nothing is visible from the outside. and
Where is this goose? You’re not going to drive them out on the street? And he remained with them.
Live as a full member of the family.

Soon it became clear that, along with improper repairs,
The wing of the goose has the same non-repairable, extremely ugly
of character.

In what was it expressed? Well, what he wasted wherever and when he came, is
As of course. You can’t teach the bird to the bowl. It was created,
Honestly, it seems like he did it intentionally. Here we sit.
At the table, in the room, eat there, or drink there. All is well. The dog in
A goose in the kitchen. Then suddenly the door opens and he cries.
and overflowing. “Hello, goose!” and “Hello. on the carpet.
He turns, turns, and goes back to the kitchen. Natasha, right away
He runs there to clean it all, and the seats seem to be sinked.

Well, I repeat, nothing can be tolerated. the other. Husky appeared
Very aggressive and obsessive. At the time he was sick and
He came to himself, and they all followed him as a child and were afraid of him.
to breathe, he seemed to think that he was here as the king, and the others so,
Damn to clean it. He began to strike everyone.

Children’s legs are shuffled – you can’t pass by. And the adults. If you whisper
It begins to squeeze and throw. Most importantly, it is not open, but
The underdog. Take the girl for her naked leg. She is crying. and CHO
Do you do? Do you know how goats bite? Oh go!

But the most affected was Jack. People again,
Not always at home. Jack is the same. Clay – I do not want. It is clear that such
The wool won't go through just like that, but it doesn't matter who's happy if you're his.
He licked out, licked out, and he nodded, write up. And again, to do
Nothing can. Jack will bite. Tom needs that. Give him wings.
by Mordor. Do you know how the goats fight their wings? Look at the
the case. A pigeon will hit the wing - and that is unpleasant. And the goose has wings,
The fighting weapon.

In short, life in a well-equipped and cozy house because of this goose
It slowly turned into an unbearable form. The girl is crying,
Vitya runs with a knife for a goose, Natashka runs with a vacuum cleaner for Vitya,
Jack jumps and cries on everyone, the goose sits quietly in the kitchen.
The refrigerator. Then everyone will calm down, because of the refrigerator.
He will come out, the dog will be bitten on the way, he will come into the room, and in the middle of the carpet.
to settle.

I, seeing this case, one day, Vite, smoked on the site, I say, let me
I shake his neck, listen. Nor can it. I know you have principles.
It was like he came out on his head. I have no principles.
I turn painlessly. Chick and not there. And no one will know. I will not even tell my own.
Missed and disappeared. He flew to warm countries.

So I was sorry to watch Vitu that I was ready to go.
The crime. It’s like smoking a cigarette: what are you? What are you! This is
Consider a family member! How can you!

No, you do not want, as you want. Live as you know. Violet, I turned
I went to work early and returned at midnight.
Children are in the yard all the time. No one goes home anymore. A little girl here.
He disappeared, and his legs appeared to be bitten.

Such a terrorist has grown up on his own head. And do nothing.
can be.

And one day it all ended. Natasha came from work, the children came from work.
The court as usual. Natasha: “Gulya, goya!” and there is no goya.

He goes into the kitchen, rolls the bow, and the neck is eaten. Jack is good.
He lies in the hallway and closes his mouth. A tired dog can see everything.
He suffered, suffered, suffered, suffered and suffered.
People are so shitty.

This is the story, yes. And the conclusions are moral teaching you yourself. by Sami.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15337
 23.03.2009
A girl can easily cool her boyfriend's dust, too persistently
Seeking sex. Repair it a few times and replace it.
The word “sex” in the word “conception”
by anekdoton.ru

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15336
 23.03.2009
Spring is almost entering its rights! prepare flashes, soon in the subway will appear again decolte with different sizes inside

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15335
 23.03.2009
Hello, how are you doing?
Pacha: no, fucking something I run, already 4 times in the evening, to see, I ate the wrong thing (
Sasha is Shaurma? It happens, activated charcoal prime if poisoning, even better sorbeks, well and smecta there, Festal, phthalazole, all the shit.
Domestic mushrooms did not eat by chance or sausage? Did you drink raw eggs?
Pasha: no, just pizza and shaurma, the ass is already hurt))))
Come on, you guys, get treated!
I had a case... in the summer. They all left my house and left me in town for a week. I decided to shake the oak. Stir a whole pot! All the way - on serum, with pieces of smoked chicken, cucumbers, potatoes, eggs, etc. But somewhere broke...Hidden a plate – it was delicious! But the fucking run to the toilet and the diarrhea is unhealthy! Fuck - and the okroška is delicious and its whole pot on me alone! So I had two days of fucking and fucking... it was fucking...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15334
 23.03.2009
In the photo of a man with a 12 string guitar, here is one of the comments: "Here you need unrealistic abilities, the fingers are 6, and the string is 12, my brain hardly understands this=)))"
I miss my fingers.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15333
 23.03.2009
American Christian school... library filled with computers with strict restrictions... people 15 are surfing porn... and why? Because one of them saw what Russian method I broke the school filter in order to read Basel.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15332
 23.03.2009
There was a parody on the field of miracles - Yakubovich launches prizes in the super game
1st Lada Kalina
2nd Lada Priora
Three Oasis Patriot
4 is And the main prize is the car! ?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №15331
 22.03.2009
Duke: our programmer Kisha finally came out
He sits behind the comp, beats himself like a sly red SATA cable, and claims to be a SATA masochist.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15330
 22.03.2009
...
Now be afraid on the roads of drivers in pursuit. They won’t have anything to do with you!”! to
I think it’s time to take the villas and go out. Let people know in what country we live!
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Let me add: I am standing on the road in a traffic jams, at some point of movement in sight, an opposite lane opens up, along which one pedras in the hanging of the stars decided to circumvent this same traffic jams. Naturally, he rode her right in the car of some poor girl. The girl's car in front of it - squeezed, so that no longer pump - only to the garbage. Thank goodness she was not injured. And this homicide, yes, a little bit of the jeep mourned.
I found nothing about this incident anywhere. Obviously, the dolce was melted, the blame was thrown on the unhappy girl and they sat rejoicing.
Be afraid of menta - even if they get into your mouth at the meeting and kill you on the ground - they will NOT HAVE Nothing!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15329
 22.03.2009
The American Forum
You can read books on compass.
How is it???! to
- Yes, there are scanned books on Russian websites for these purposes.
Here is the spring for them...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15328
 22.03.2009
A girlfriend's daughter (3 years old) goes on the street and desperately cries: "Sru! by Bill! He is! Oh well hey! is! Lo! Che!!and "
Girlfriend, melancholy: I can’t explain to everyone that she just doesn’t pronounce the sound "S"...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15327
 22.03.2009
1st Microsoft has released Internet Explorer 8 today. Increase speed and increase reliability :)
Now you can download the new Firefox faster and more reliably.
Rejoice, rejoice

taken from rsdn.ru

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15326
 22.03.2009
What do you do when you are alone at home?
I watch porn with sound :x

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15325
 22.03.2009
From an interview with Anatoly Wassermann:

Why did you get married at the age of 17?

I had a dispute with a fellow student. I proved to him that in modern society, any restrictions on sexual life are harmful. He adhered to a strict moral and ethical view. A fellow student stated that I reasoned so only out of selfishness — because I want complete freedom to myself. I was young and stupid then. Now I would say that my personal interests do not contradict the public interests. But then I stood on the asshole. I said I refused to have sex at all. Promises have a bad property: they must be fulfilled.

Do you not regret?

Sorry, and several times a day...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №15324
 22.03.2009
If the Bible has answers to all questions, then the Bible is the truth.
The Internet!

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