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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11539
 23.10.2008
Stas1259: Today I heard it on the radio. The passions of the first ladies of different countries: who has classical music, who writes books, who helps children’s homes... and only us: Naina Yeltsin is fascinated with computer shooters.
I am calm for this country.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11538
 23.10.2008
ppc)) in the universe subject - Monitoring of environmental protection activities, undergraduate - Flood N.A....

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11537
 23.10.2008
Do you have a lot of people walking under the windows?
Yyy: Fig knows
I rarely look there (:
YYY: I just listen.
How a boy calls a friend
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: You have it too!? to
yyy: ((((((((((:

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11536
 23.10.2008
>>> czch: Argentina mania black

Deke: I wonder what he would have answered to the "Laser Bore He has cut"...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11535
 23.10.2008
Only in Russia can release special collections "Best games for the office"!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11534
 23.10.2008
1st
Who are you EPT?? to

2 (11:34:38 8/10/2008)
The voice in the picture?! to

1(11:34:52 8/10/2008)
You ask and

1(11:35:06 8/10/2008)
A lifetime of innocence...

1(11:35:16 8/10/2008)
At least at work.

2 (11:35:18 8/10/2008)
by admin?O O O O

1(11:35:36 8/10/2008)
The ghost of the place. :D

2 (11:35:38 8/10/2008)
Forgive me, I did not admit. and. and.* HAPPY *

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №11533
 23.10.2008
Russia does not want to be the world’s Evil, but it cannot be the Good. Here it talks.

Between Good and Evil.



Alic, pollitrologist www.alikdot.ru/anru/afor/mainafor/

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №11532
 23.10.2008
UK, small local news on television. Report from the courtroom:

Man accused of violating public order

The state.

The man claims that he did not violate the riots, was not drunk and is

The innocent victim of police arbitration. The lawyer is subject to

Crusade interrogation by the police:



Lawyer: My client claims that it is in his favour

witnessed a woman, apparently also detained, who was sitting in

the same patrol car on the other side of the roof. Unfortunately,

The accused does not remember the names and special receptions of the ladies, but remembers that

She had a shirt. What does the respectable Constable have to say about this?



Consteble: Your honor, the women in the fur were not detained that night.

Probably, the accused is referring to the patrol dog Willy...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №11531
 23.10.2008
Steve Jobs was sitting in his office and laying a pastion on his compass.

"The Spiders" He had almost finished when he ran into his office without knocking.

Chief Marketing Officer:

and Steve! I understood the reason for the failure of the iPhone in Russia!

Steve stood in his chair and looked at the marketer with interest.

You should have used a GPS, right?

and no.

The price is high?

and no.

Did you have a normal camera?

and no.

What then?

Well, I didn’t make a lamp.

Steve Jobs looked at the interlocutor with a glance full of uncoverable

and horror.

What is? He asked again.

– You see, sir... – began the marketer, – I analyzed the most.

Popular brands and models of phones in Russia All the phones from this.

There was a flash on the camera, which works as a light. So here,

There is so bad urban lighting in Russia.

Telephones are often used to light the road in the dark.

The day. So often that sometimes it is a decisive factor in choosing...

The iPhone is very uncomfortable to do.

Steve Jobs was addicted for a while.

— You mean... — he said quietly after a moment, — that

GPS, the price and the camera are not special here?

And yes sir.

I don’t understand those Russians. The CEO of Apple, and

Can they not light up with the usual iPhone lighting?

You can, sir, but there’s a moment here.

What other moment?

I didn’t know exactly where it came from, but you know... In Russia.

illuminate your way in the dark street with our iPhone 3G for some reason

It is considered a very bad sign...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11530
 23.10.2008
I’m a girl wherever I go!
He is AHA. Whenever and whom...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11529
 23.10.2008
<dcromster> Friday! =) is
<Tamahome Áthawork> again 0_o...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11528
 23.10.2008
I am so tired today...
Go to bed, I’m always ready to kiss you in the mouth.
zetrox: ppc in lobby* sorry
Smart: the first option is much better!!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11527
 23.10.2008
Hoolio: the fuck!! I am not going to avast!! to
Fox90: What happened?
Do you remember Lenin? Small, one with the other.
Fox90: Well I remember what?
Hoolio: Yes, caroche came to me, wrestled the computer, put the porn well and let's repeat the poses
Fox90: So what about it?
Hoolio: And then...we’ve got a hangar and avast so warns on the floor of the apartment, the virus database has been updated...

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11526
 23.10.2008
The collapse of the U.S. currency empire.
Tyler Darden, is it you? and :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11525
 23.10.2008
Can you score a goal?
Then you go to the Finnish national team :DD
c) Nikolajke (Nikolay Shevtsov)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11524
 23.10.2008
newbie
Fuck, I have a broken fan, I have a dust dryer.)

newbie
Picked ) )

newbie
and no scratch.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11523
 23.10.2008
Vodka is a drink created so that the Russians do not rule the world.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11522
 23.10.2008
<nadia> I know, the one who invented the polyethylene with buds, apparently before the house grew these white berries...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11521
 23.10.2008
<x> found... "Immortal Y. L. Life and Death in the Middle Ages"
<y> own memories writes *ROFL*
<x> well yes... an authoritative source, immortal yet *ROFL*

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11520
 23.10.2008
Diablo is another thing! Updates to the AVG have been updated and two more...
mrBIOS: Update completed, your databases are obsolete...

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