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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13545
 10.01.2009
Maybe we will allocate for the Russian and Ukrainian governments a couple of hundred square kilometers of land somewhere in the north, deport them there, so that they will fight only between themselves and we will normally live fraternally, right?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №13544
 10.01.2009
<Erik> who is sitting here on the Mac?
<Dominator> I am against drugs

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13543
 10.01.2009
A friend said:

I come out of the parking lot, two girls are in front of me and talking loudly.
I went to him to record music on a record.
2 and what?
Well... well he fucked me!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13542
 09.01.2009
CheshirCa> my wife and I went for a walk as light disappeared - we reached our parents, they also had no light, they drank tea. And on the way out, my mother gave me my old lashes and a walk-through stitch. It was a fairy spectacle - two people walk through the desert, dark Kupčino - in the windows as ghosts with candles flash the inhabitants - and we have in our hands lashes and oats.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13541
 09.01.2009
The universe, like sex, is an exciting prelude, a fun exciting beginning, a tough middle, effort and gathering at the end, a fairy ending, and a bunch of disappointment afterwards.
Caper

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13540
 09.01.2009
<ProG> I offer a new flashmob, agree on the day and observe the GDPR for everyone, and check if there will be fewer traffic jams in Moscow or not)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13539
 09.01.2009
World Biathlon Cup stage, German Oberhof. The squad race in women is the third stage, shooting standing, the local torchide supports the accurate shots of her favorite with a gratifying cry, but one of the shots sends a bullet into milk, a grave silence descends to the stadium and only a quiet, chilled voice from somewhere from the center of the crowd - LOSHARA!!!! to

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13538
 09.01.2009
I haven’t had such a load for a long time...Help!! to
The children of the wolf are wolves.
The children of the sand? Who is???? to

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13537
 09.01.2009
I'm looking for salt carbs in Google (session where to go)

You may have meant: carbs.

Of course I was looking for them.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13536
 09.01.2009
JTe : ept! what to get rid of the coaldoons.Schwabro has broken
Reangil : 2They: the cowards are evil!! There is a crowd of five-year-olds and knocks at the door without stopping, with screams "open, fucking"... I will not open such children)))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №13535
 09.01.2009
XXX What are you doing?

I breathe

XXX What?

a mixture of nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide with minor additives of inert gases

xxx is sick?

YYY is

Why do you breathe for prevention?

YYY, to not die, to not die.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13534
 09.01.2009
Wake up in. shop
I ordered 100 pounds. Why didn’t I play the game of hunger?? to
Notify the server. The person who reads thoughts at a distance via the Internet is temporarily absent today.
When will he be?? to
O_O

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13533
 09.01.2009
Co0Ler: Cooked steak bouillon, wanted to throw the egg there for taste
Co0Ler: Listening to the pot, thinking what a cynicism it is to kill a chicken boy in the broth of his mother.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13532
 09.01.2009
I eat, I drink tea, I watch a TV program for tomorrow - suddenly the interesting flashes...
RENTV, 2:30 "Emmanuel vs. Dracula"
The tea is broken. I want to see who is who in the end. And most importantly – how?! to

We gave the daughter of a friend a doll for a year, which names the part of the body you will touch - the hand, the ear, and so on. The child liked. But one day the girl forgot the doll on the floor, and the daddy in the dark went into the room and walked on her... He says he will never forget the inhuman voice from the darkness from somewhere below: "No!"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13531
 09.01.2009
Hello Sunny, let’s get to know you. My name is Glory.
Blonde: Hello, I am a man. Going to Bucharest? This makes it easier to find co-workers.
Swedish: O_O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13530
 09.01.2009
Are you kidding again?
Yes, it was a stupid idea...
XHH: What is it?
To call her Michael in bed.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13529
 09.01.2009
The quote:
"xxx ‎(12.12.2008 21:55):
If our life is a game, then why is there no option to miss learning?
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________

There is such an option)) for many years, she has been using hopsticks and other imbeciles. After its application, you will immediately be offered a number of socially useful professions: a gardener, a carrier... And if your character is female, then a servant, a waitress and a cleaner)))
The choice is for you!!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13528
 09.01.2009
In 30 years, there will be such grandmothers who can be congratulated with the holiday of Ash.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №13527
 09.01.2009
A speleologist is not the one who goes into a cave, but the one who is selected.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №13526
 09.01.2009
A long time ago (at the time of the anti-alcohol campaign, eh?) In literature, in

On the last page, I read such a joke. I remembered something.

Learn microbiology.

Take a three-litre bowl, a kilo of sugar and half a stick of yeast. Divorced

All ingredients in a bowl of boiling water and put in a warm place.

After a few days, take a drop of the resulting drug and

Look at it under a microscope. The amazing world of bacteria opens up to you.

The look!

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