Yesterday started spending wedding gift money
2nd?
1: Buying a gasoline
You know, I’m even afraid to ask how you’re going to spend your honeymoon.

Today, a bus with soldiers passed by the universe... Soldiers looked at the students so sadly and thirsty, and the students looked at the soldiers so frightened and condemned.

Shatoon is:
King Kong is alive! And he was joking in the toilet of our office.

Tanya (19:21:10 1/11/2009)
I was at the wedding yesterday! There was no bride, but the bride was in the ninth month.
Tanya (19:21:55 1/11/2009)
She came without an invitation because she didn’t know. The smell failed.
I am (19:25:04 1/11/2009)
Did the bridegroom come?
Tanya (19:26:19 1/11/2009)
My mother did not let him.
at Wedding

No, I knew that Google was scuco smart, but translating "Fuck you any way" as "Goed nahuy in any way" it’s already, in my opinion, inappropriate :)

The programmes are humanized...
Yesterday treated a computer from a virus, found one fun copy: a Trojan infected with a virus! 0 0 0
Dr. Webb, as the true Doctor who swore the oath of Hippocrates, first healed an infected Trojan from the virus (the criminal is first and foremost a human being!) and then...
He was murdered because he was a Trojan.

By the end of university, you realize that it is increasingly difficult to answer the harmless childhood question “who do you want to become?”

My mom has a Nokia (something relatively new). The battery is slowly exhausted from the time of operation. We have a "Related" cost of 2000 rubles. We ordered it from Europe. The European battery with delivery cost 70 (seventy) rubles.

P.S not a joke.

All, you have already read the best, and on the main from boredom entered, in the abyss a bunch of quotes read, over the ridiculous cracked, cracked over the stupidity of the ridiculous. Plus/minus and balloons followed...
Go to sleep, right? to work tomorrow. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
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Thank you, you really helped...

I don't know what hit my head, but I remember how in many movies a pack of money is thrown up and they fall so beautifully and elegantly to the ground. I got 30,000, I calculated it first. A room was chosen as a test site (not on the street to throw). He threw up - an indescribable spectacle of slowly falling rubles.
I counted, I counted, and I didn’t count a thousand. Cut off all the cuts, nothing. Slowly mad, he decided to repeat the whole process first, in order to determine the location of the requested note.
Rain of money again! I raise my head in view of all this magnificence.
Here is she, the fool! It hangs on the luster.

From Ashka, after three hours of silence
Goodbye (20:06:17) breastfeeding
Sokol (20:06:23) Where is it?
Goodbye (20:06:39) Check the connection.

xxx: Listen, that’s why we don’t have this show in Russia, "Finding and dating"?

YYY: Muahaha, how do you imagine that?

yyy: see, first of all, it is only the Americans are "living in a two-storey house with 4 bedrooms and mom". We would rather live in Khrushchev, a one-bedroom apartment with mom, dad, two brothers and a dog.

XXXX: Rolex

YYY: And secondly, they drive around the houses when a person is on foot at home, i.e. in the weekend. Behold, after inst, you finally decided to fall asleep, then you knock on the door, you open and some Negro pulls her out with a scream "Search and date, out!" What is your reaction?

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

yyy: Right, the Negro gets into the board and flies down the stairs. Why not in Russia?

If “Comedy Club” is humor, then onanism is sex!

My daughter 15 years. Teaching Russian language. The teacher explains "parallel comparisons", such as: as a bird in the sky flies, so a good man jumps on the field.
He says, “You guys, it’s very difficult to make such comparisons, but I was able! I will start the phrase now, and you will finish it in the meaning: like a beetle in the field, so a girl in the wool.
What happened to the children is difficult to pass on, who continued, who fell under the barrel, rotted for a long time, to tears. Well, what can a girl do in the bee in the posture of a folded beard? The teacher was upset and said, "You all did not understand this way, it was necessary to continue with the word: it is sick!" There was a second part, the children swapped.

One lady told Ranevskaya that she is still young and looks beautiful.
“I can’t answer you with the same compliment,” she replied boldly.
You would lie like me. Advised by Faina Georgievna.

Who remembers the inscription "Now the power of the computer can be turned off" press +, want to feel that you are not alone.

Friends, stop getting out!
There has also been a lot of talk about bird flu. So here, gentlemen, on the whole planet Earth was officially registered only 300!!!cases of human bird flu. However, George W. Bush was able to convince the Senate of the need for anti-epidemic measures and allocate $10 million for the purchase of the vaccine. Only 40% of the shares of the pharmaceutical company where the vaccine was purchased owned by Donald Rumsfeld!!! Secretary of Defense of the USA. What a coincidence. Anishchenko also saw the pharmacy network purchased.
H1N1 has no more fatal outcomes than conventional flu. Take vitamins and take care of yourself!! to
with Optimist

What is the address of Yandex?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No need... I found it through Google.
thx: >_<

Capec... from the girl now the SMS came: "Send a SMS to my number with the text "I love you" and you will get your long-awaited sex"

Everyone with Halloween
Smoothie or flu!