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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14025
 28.01.2009
What a dirty tea.
I am sorry, it is overwhelming!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14024
 28.01.2009
Yesterday I visited my mom and made two discoveries for myself:
In the first - the beard prevents licking the plate :P=
I haven’t eaten from my plate for a long time. :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14023
 28.01.2009
The collective works harmoniously and productively, and only the bosses deal here and there with irrelevant issues and bring elements of chaos and discord, being the cause of failures, into a well-established system.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14022
 28.01.2009
K is
45443 (saved 2009-01-27 at 20:30)
if you have a fox, it doesn’t mean you’re a man, it’s possible you’re just a fox))))))))
c) Vikki
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Do not be wise please!
This quote should look like this:
If you have a pussy, it does not mean that you are a pussy, it is possible that you are a pussy!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14021
 28.01.2009
LinuxCodder: Who knows what No;%:*@# screws formated?
Lari$$ka: Oh, that’s me. by chance, especially because you haven’t done anything there anyway?
LinuxCodder: First I did. There was already a fully configured system and a bunch of file content.
LinuxCodder: It was already a fully upgraded server, you know?
LinuxCodder: It could already be put into operation... eh... ((
LinuxCodder: And secondly, THE SEVEN formatted screws are "accidental"?! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №14020
 28.01.2009
Why does it often happen that the language in the wheel persistently doesn’t want to switch even after a few consecutive Ctrl(Alt) + Shift clicks, until you look at the language panel?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14019
 28.01.2009
The methodist from the decanate comes in and says: guys, I have a labyrinth on my computer, which is constantly demonstrating porn on the Internet, don't you see?
We will be happy to answer.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14018
 28.01.2009
xxx: No matter how much a foreigner has taught Russian, he will never understand why "drop" is "theft", and "drop" is "bite".

Good to fuck.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14017
 28.01.2009
I had a friend who had a “smile if you want to sleep with me” on his visit card. You would see how they tried not to laugh!It is :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14016
 28.01.2009
I stand on a cigarette with girls, we smoke, a boy comes out of school with his mother, all beautiful with flowers and a wallet!
He approaches Julia and says:
Girl, nicotine and not such horses killed))
I have fallen...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14015
 28.01.2009
San: the shab to do such a shab to me for this was nothing)))
KreZ: San> work overtime

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14014
 28.01.2009
3ve3do4et: Guys, how to answer the female question "Why did you pull me to bed?" other than the obvious?
Esk: Go, she just didn’t notice you fucking her. Now it confuses.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14013
 28.01.2009
1 - Mly, Bilin bought Goden-Telecom, Corbyn and Euroset - direct wolves.
2 - Everything is as planned, then Gazprom will buy Beeline.
2 - And then MTS, Megaphone, Nornikel, Rusal, Rushidro and others.
1 is Gazprom.
And then Putin exchanges it for the United States for Obama, and the United States will go to the enoplanets for experiments for the fact that they will push Gazprom from Obama back. The United States is not. Obama is not. Enoplanetans are 10,000 years behind, you can build communism.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14012
 28.01.2009
News: "The Metropolitan Kirill was kidnapped a few hours ago by Land Cruiser Prado."

God gave, God took.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14011
 28.01.2009
Why did you cancel the flu epidemic this year?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14010
 28.01.2009
FENIKS (16:05:12 26/01/2009)
I am limited to food.

Orlando (16:05:24 26/01/2009)
Are there results?

FENIKS (16:05:36 26/01/2009)
His hands are like death.

Orlando (16:05:51 26/01/2009)
And the pop?

FENIKS (16:06:04 26/01/2009)
Pop is big. It is like life.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14009
 28.01.2009
45255 (saved 2009-01-26 at 13:10)
<xxx> girls can cook two dishes
<xxx> this is an egg
<xxx> and Snoop Dog
– – – – –

No No No No! Don’t confuse girls with high school students!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14008
 28.01.2009
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z0D5e8n7x: you have not seen my password yet ))

© their

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №14007
 28.01.2009
Contact is an amazing opportunity for all damaged and offended, foolish and stupid girls to feel STARS, putting a piece of ass on the avatar!!! to

Max is

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14006
 28.01.2009
Admines, give comments, take the abyss to squeeze your quotes on quotes!

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