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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11780
 28.10.2008
Petrosian (11:01:46 23/10/2008)
I go short every morning before work I buy an asset.In the crossroads.I have been out of the store for a month 2.I open the bowl.and I constantly lay the bowl in the hole in the wall.And her fucking someone cleans every morning.And so every day.I lay the bowl.I am not there in the morning.I went to the crossroads.I bought the asset.I removed the bowl.I go out.I want to push into the hole.And there is a hole in the wall.
Noxvile (11:02:15 23/10/2008)
and peace*

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11779
 28.10.2008
<krovavyi_storog> guys who needs an office or room under the service sphere of the metro Moscow gates?
<shar1k.> from a man with a nick "bloody guard"?))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №11778
 28.10.2008
edited the text. In order to convince the school that money is needed, the director showed the commission his huge farm.
That, I understand, there was even a grandmother in the commission?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11777
 28.10.2008
XXX: is the Zafra on Photoshop practical?
YYY: Ah...
The bag is untouchable.
YYY :?? to
xxx: magazine, album, loading*CRAZY*
XXX: Noot...
Mmm... it happens.
xxx: and on the player half Aria and Hitomi...
yyy : ) )
XXX is not so.
YYY :?
XXX: I have a short in a single file.
xxx: in another - gentle songs from the background of 2 seasons
xxx: in the third - Japanese rock in mix with a bunch of tight fingers
xxx: by the way
I have two S.S. songs.
XXX: Luli so two.... (daaaah, he also sings, and not badly)
And Nancy... one.
xxx: the rest can't sing, but they want to... so there's no lila on the player.
XXX: A
XXX: Stop
XXX: The Funny
I write in the wrong window.
Why didn’t you stop me?
YYY: I wanted to read to the end...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11776
 28.10.2008
And we have the most genuine pollution killer cat in the room! When she begins to walk in a strange way (shake her legs, sneezing and burning), it's time to clean up!!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11775
 28.10.2008
ACKY SOTONA (20:49:15 16/10/2008)
What is in code?

CODER (20:49:27 16/10/2008)
What about the code, did you not like it?

ACKY SOTONA (20:50:02 16/10/2008)
Yes, when the customer’s admin looks at the code and sees that the tag has the name "Hunja grey", he doesn’t glide my head.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11774
 28.10.2008
Only our surgeons in the clinic can turn eggs with their bare hands into a marine node and ask: "So it doesn't hurt?"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11773
 28.10.2008
xxx(22:04:14 21/10/2008)
Not long ago with me.

xxx (22:04:19 21/10/2008)
I sit in the yard on the bench.

yyy (22:05:05 21/10/2008)
and?

xxx (22:05:12 21/10/2008)
I see my mom go with her son.
Masha takes a sheet of clay or hz as it is there and shows the son "look what a beautiful sheet".
The reaction of a 5-6 year old baby "mama throw it out...it’s all a MATRIC!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №11772
 28.10.2008
31227 (saved 2008-10-26 at 03:56)
XXX is hello. How is your nothing?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fucking
XXX: What is it?
YYY: Yeah, I changed my fool’s name on my phone. she, sick, went into the phone, saw messages from some "zarazka".which the Bible wrote to me. It was a scandal "who is that?!! Why does she tell you she loves you?!" and etc. I told her - "guess, blb, who it is!" she replied and gave "no and fuck you! I have another too! I’ve been sleeping with Leah for six months!! (It’s my childhood friend.)... I cried out and struck her with a note in the head. Now here without a friend, without a girl and without a fuck, noot. The matrix on her head badly broken, bl.
XXX is X. Wait, I will come soon. I have a whisky. Let’s think about how to repair your notebook.

If it is not a shit, then ohuen is lucky with a friend (or a neighbor). The Respect!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11771
 28.10.2008
<e1nsamke1t> got up at 5.30
<e1nsamke1t> went to infocom)
<e1nsamke1t> put)
<e1nsamke1t> everything works)
<e1nsamke1t> there was such a topic)))
<e1nsamke1t> I am going to the stand
<e1nsamke1t> cooling systems
<e1nsamke1t> there guy
<SoleSS> a good start
<e1nsamke1t> - please give your mobile phone
<e1nsamke1t> I give without a back-think
<e1nsamke1t> he takes it with 2 fingers and puts it (attention)
<e1nsamke1t> in half full water aquarium.
<e1nsamke1t> I OOO
<e1nsamke1t> standing
<e1nsamke1t> colleague too
<e1nsamke1t> guy ^^
<e1nsamke1t> says to a colleague - call him on his mobile
<e1nsamke1t> leha bells - the cell phone burst)))
<e1nsamke1t> ppt.
<e1nsamke1t> I am in shock
<SoleSS> mnu scuco shash porvet
<e1nsamke1t> gets my mobile phone mobile)
<e1nsamke1t> gives me)
<e1nsamke1t> - accept the call)
<e1nsamke1t> this is some kind of liquefied gas
<e1nsamke1t> the current I nihuya did not understand how it was liquid because not under pressure and at room temperature
<e1nsamke1t> people there then photics kiddal, kkk... applephone isupali))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11770
 28.10.2008
Only in our country, from two arches leading to the same yard, a fence with a homeophone can only be placed on one.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11769
 28.10.2008
After a long drink, a friend gives:
No one can understand the Russian soul, except the Russian kidneys and the Russian liver.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11768
 28.10.2008
In the past few days, new furniture was collected (it was brought in dismantled condition).
I found the collection instructions, sat down to read. He says to me:
"You’re enough, let’s get it all together first, then we’ll read"O_o

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11767
 28.10.2008
Dj Dima Frees today in the cafe.. there in the sight of everyone sits sysadmin... roubes the line and begins to cut.... opposite me sits a djalka( years under 45) and quietly maternate.. here the foolish youth went... fools... for what he money is paid... (well, I immediately thought again got a "Soviet" man who remembers what in Soviet times it was....) but here I slipped out for his scream on the whole cafe.
Nature is fucking! Shots included

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11766
 28.10.2008
The financial crisis:
Ended the wheels.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11765
 28.10.2008
I want to eat :(
So you sing.
I am on a diet...
Do you love Bordeaux?
She: I would try... don’t bother.
He: I slowly open the pot, a thick steam runs underneath the lid. There is Bordeaux! He is still hot! The air around fills with a delicious drunken aroma of freshly prepared Ukrainian borst. Mmmmmmmmm And you can no longer resist this smell, in the stomach pleasantly sinking from the anticipation of the divine appearance. And here I take in one hand a large, deep plate, and in the other a glossy metal slate. I eat this desired food and throw it into the plate with a precise throw. You did not have time to fill more air in your lungs and from the spectacle you saw fell into a hungry fainting.
She: shrink, no drop of sympathy :'(((

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11764
 28.10.2008
I and Zhenya (my young man) stand in the store in front of a window with ready-made salads.
We choose.
Also delicious with crab sticks.
I’m not going to be with crabs. And never take crab sticks at all, they have such chemistry - chew! You will not want the enemy.
The girl standing in front of him at the same moment says to the continuer: “Please give me a salad with crab sticks!”! to
I was ashamed to ruin my appetite. I say, I say, I am sorry.
She said, “No, I’m not myself.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11763
 28.10.2008
I watched the film "Death Race"... a parody on "The Running Man" with Schwartz... But when in the beginning of the titles they say:" two thousand twenty-one year. The U.S. economy is destroyed..." I laid patts. The film was shot shortly before the crisis.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11762
 28.10.2008
About the citations
"bbb: Well, as with all the coupled things - one to break, the other to lose =)"
I feel damaged – I have never broken my socks.

You are not Russian-in liquid nitrogen.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11761
 28.10.2008
Q: Have you decided on our relationship?
I will tell you live today.
You don’t count on anything, I’ve started monthly.
I will tell you on Monday.
thx : =-o

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