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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11579
 23.10.2008
In an ideal world... spammers are caught and imprisoned in the same chamber with those who increased their penis, drank Viagra, and sought new friends.

JeT

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11578
 23.10.2008
c) the fossil

Do you have a dozen?
Will there be a hundred surrender?
Oh yeah... no.
What if I find?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11577
 23.10.2008
Someday I come home and I hear my parents argue about the advantages of the Light and the Dark Side: Dad will assure me that the Dark Side is stricter and more aesthetic, mother objects that the fool is clear that it is Isnanka.
I look carefully into the room... Parents hang a carpet on the wall!! = )

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11576
 23.10.2008
Dmitry G
I taught the cat the team "NO DUMBLE!". By this command, he begins a new iteration of the test of the proposed food for edible.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11575
 23.10.2008
YYYY :
I want to sign up to email me.
The xxx:
Dear internet please register me in your soul.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11574
 23.10.2008
I am pleased with this attitude of mail.ru: I remove friends from my world - writes "Friendship successfully ended" this is optimism! =) is

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11573
 23.10.2008
What do you mean by forgetting to quote:

Robinzon (14:04:54 16/10/2008)
How many men have I had, and each of them first proudly stated, “I want you!” and then sloppy whispered, “I can’t do it anymore.”

KIKA (14:05:43 16/10/2008)
Hm... What an interesting sex life you have, Vitalik! ))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11572
 23.10.2008
To the quote:
My neighborhood is so harsh that on the walls of the houses are the inscriptions "Ment of the goat" and below it is attributed: "The goats themselves!".

And my city is so harsh that instead of the word "x%y" on the houses they write E=mC2

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11571
 23.10.2008

29342 (saved 2008-10-17 at 15:25)
X: I watch hentai
y: I drink a bowl and watch porn (Russian version)
X: killed
X: I plow - I play WOW

I eat a turkey, I play an ambulance.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11570
 23.10.2008
I come from the universe. I see the picture: Mom and son (years 6-7). They pass by the poster with the advertisement of the Rosenbaum concert. The son breaks away from eating the bride and spit deliciously on the face of the latter... He understood what an innate disgust is.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11569
 23.10.2008
In short, the task: there are 6 people sitting on the bench, among them you have to find a thief-recidivist.
The leader says: “Bla, bla, bla.” Find the right chest. Here is his personal thing" and extends his passport...
I didn’t like Nihua yet :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11568
 23.10.2008
I was lying at home yesterday, and my daughter slipped on me... suddenly she touched my device and said, “Papa has full pants of cockroaches!”
What will you tell her here?? to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №11567
 23.10.2008
"bbb: Well, as with all the coupled things - one to break, the other to lose =)"

I feel damaged – I have never broken my socks.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11566
 23.10.2008
I go into the elevator today and I have a mess written on the wall "Let hope everyone who enters here" I turn, the doors are closed on them "Bash.org - live! He is real!" and the arrow on the movement of the wreaths. Here below they open and the neighbor falls with the words "Grebanautra!!! You can jump!! The kids are drawing a button on the wall and I don’t always guess the demand!!and "

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №11565
 23.10.2008
Today we are sitting in the tower. At the end of the lecture, the lecturer asks: "There are questions?", to which a person 15 answers in a quiet choir: "How are you doing?"
He governs people! % of

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11564
 23.10.2008
One of my acquaintances archaeologist always had a bottle of alcohol with him. The native cover of the flag was lost and in exchange was put from the sprite with the slogan - "Summer Without Borders".
So it was...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11563
 23.10.2008
No one can defeat a people whose ideals are babies, vodka and freedom.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11562
 23.10.2008
L: How is UPS written in English!? to
B: Oh Blya

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11561
 23.10.2008
I am studying law. We sit in the buffet, we prepare for the criminal, we decide what example to bring murder in a state of affection. There was this option:
Let’s say you know that your wife is cheating on you, you say you are leaving for a couple of days, and you yourself are waiting in the envy at the entrance! As a wife and a man went home, you quietly steal into the apartment, see them in the process of sin, take something long and sharp, such as a break! You say Overpower! You stick your wallpaper to the bed in the form of "conape", you shout with a rough voice - DABL KILL! And you go out condemning - minus 20 to karma, plus 200 expats.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №11560
 23.10.2008
The news tape:

A pensioner deprived Anna Semenovich of her virginity.

Ilya Reznik was awarded the Order "For Merit to the Fatherland".

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