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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12783
 25.11.2008
The real story. My acquaintance Lena married in Korea. and immediately started

Teach your husband Russian. In Korea, it is common to cheat with words.

"Combe" what does it mean to drink!! Or for health! Lena decided to stick.

and explained that in Russia the usual toast ""fuck!!! Naturally as a man.

All the Koreans acted responsibly and remembered this word... and he worked in the

A managing director decided to send him to China.

As a wedding gift, so that you don’t get bored.

I decided to go with my wife to China for a celebration.

At the opening of the office, a solemn dinner was held.

Russian partners were also invited.

The hero speaks a long speech. He raises a glass of champagne.

Addressing his Russian partners in pure Russian, he said:

Dear friends! And now fucking!!! to

The rush was incredible!! The Russians couldn’t get back from laughter.

40 minutes of time!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №12782
 25.11.2008
Not my own, from KVN.

Writer Volkov distorted the plot “The Wizard of the Emerald City”. in itself

The case Ellie first got to the mac field and only then met.

The speaking lion, the living horror, and the iron wool.

[ + 96 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12781
 25.11.2008
Any reminder of the crisis evokes in my memory an old Soviet-Deputy joke: Brezhnev tells Reagan the history of the USSR civil war, collectivization, industrialization, VOV, corn... Reagan, after listening carefully, asks: “And you haven’t tried them?”

P.S Children, if you do not know the surnames of Brejni and Reagan, as well as the word "dust", you should not put a minus quote or pretend to have understood. Just forget

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12780
 25.11.2008
Down the pattern! Learn as you should:

I went to the theatre yesterday. A man comes out and says, “A revisor is coming to us!” The curtain.

Oil painting: Sunflower, Van Gogh

Yesterday I was sitting all day at the reporting job. I thought a lot.

Yesterday my wife cut on the onion in the kitchen. I am crying.

Yesterday, the horse brought an unattended horse. He says: "Where to put it?". And wild roast on the whole stall.

One day, a bandit runs into the bank, drops a gun on us and says, “This is a robbery!” Then the bed.

Yesterday on TV showed the leader of the laughing panorama lying on the beach. Peterson is resting.

Where do people send funny quotes?
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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12779
 25.11.2008
he is so boring that even in the list of money expenditures he has a count "for spending" >__<

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №12778
 24.11.2008
xxx: I was so lame... you don’t even imagine... I was at a friend, they celebrated Saturday and they didn’t see each other for a long time... in general they drank.... and I was given a friend to fix the laptop, well, her husband should be in the evening to come to me - to pick up the notebook. Here he calls the guy came, well, I say that I will go out to him and go for the note... I go out on the wizz... I see his car... she comes in to me, I sit down... I look at the driver, and I see a stranger... he says to me.
Who are you?
I him
I say... I think I’m muddy and mistaken with the car.
He rides sitting.
- I, he says, came home and wrapped up in the courtyard, and you sat in the car to me for no reason.
I say...
I am sorry, but it happens.)

Well, we’ve got a picture of the porch like an adequate person turned out to be.)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №12777
 24.11.2008
I agree that the last new year was full of papers, all these extra tickets, a bunch of unknown people and when D. Ponomarev (president of the company Mera) says, pointing to the crazy guy whose friends carry on their hands: "This to be fired." And he replies to him, "And you will dismiss me, I do not work in Mary."

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №12776
 24.11.2008
Now I look out the window, and at the crossroads on the diagonal is a trolleybus! Just standing from one corner to the other, long such, on all sides of the traffic jams.
But the joke is not that. It’s a joke that the trolley buses don’t go here!! to
PSP, where did it come from?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №12775
 24.11.2008
Riddled with his grandfather in the servette, took an ancient aluminium spoonful on which it was scratched: Look for the fox meat.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №12774
 24.11.2008
......
YYYY
Because of this consumer relationship, all men think that we just need money.
XXX is
Aha
XXX is
Listen...and if by analogy...maybe they don’t need electric sex?

— — —
I slept...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12773
 24.11.2008
Pashko
You are read...
set
Neda is curious and overwhelmed.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №12772
 24.11.2008
My grandmother bought a TV, she didn’t like it.
YYY: I want to!
XXX: the vase is not put on it, and if the wipes are covered, the half-screen is not visible


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12771
 24.11.2008
<лось> why is the speed of the race so small?? to
<pant> loose: you will jump slowly

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12770
 24.11.2008
XXX: With the First Snow (in Moscow)
I thank you (Peter)
ZZZ: Go to Joppa (Magadan)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №12769
 24.11.2008
It is said that the real man’s member should bend to the left. This goes back to ancient times, when the hunters during hunting held a spear in the right hand, and in the left - a member, so as not to interfere and not confuse under their feet.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12768
 24.11.2008
I don't know who believes in whom, but there is something in a washing machine in every way that eats one socks for using a machine!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №12767
 24.11.2008
Russia is a country of contrasts. Yes, and the contrast in it was twisted to the maximum.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12766
 24.11.2008
Why did Putin put Khodorkovsky in jail and Medvedev in the Kremlin?

The Armenian Radio:

Medvedev is fighting corruption.

So Khodorkovsky wanted to fight corruption?

The Armenian Radio:

Khodorkovsky wanted to fight corruption.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №12765
 24.11.2008
RustamFMF: Yesterday in the hospital the medical examination was carried out.In general, there was a seal left by the chief doctor to put.I go into the office, say, give up, I need... He interrupts me, grit "so, stand up..."He directs a palm of his hand to me, 5 seconds the chat rattles. "Do you have scoliosis 2 degrees?" I am "no" He:"Fuck why I never get it." o_0

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12764
 24.11.2008
Here you all watch over the admines and their vithers.
Do you know why the admin always walks in the sweater?
Yes, because in the server it is cold, crazy, like in the polar station!!! to

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