Talk in the summer:
1111: Did you close the session?
2222 - is
Chapter 11: How did it open up?
2222: Yes
1111 (enviously): - Sukhothai (

Q: What do you have tomorrow?
Tagged: Tuesday

I bought the toilet.
[Y]: And how is it with the kabo test?
X: What is this?
[Y]: Well when you sit bigger and after some effort suddenly hear such a characteristic KABUUUM!!! Then the pope irrigates the fountain. This means bad geometry of the toilet. This requires a cabotage test.
[X]: Listen, can you come in, can you help with this? My screen test is not indicative.

As one lecturer told me, when he was studying in the 4th grade he had two notebooks signed: "concepts on physics" and "concepts not on physics"))

(Bourgeois Irish Channel)

<khades> pudding
<khades> oh, crap
<khades> sorry
<Ion> ge, burned ))
<Ion> damn
<Ion> excuse me too (:

What are these colorful hearts in your jacket pocket?? to
Fuck the mediators.

Aiven: I cannot be frightened or surprised
<[GM]Aiven>: What if I shoot your leg?

100 percent lady
My necklace has grown from importance.

Vovan26.06.08 - 00:50
You look beautiful little girl.
SniffyMorz26.06.08 - 00:51
TASCHOPISEDEC

Status of one acquaintance in the Ace:
"I don’t like people who smoke asphalt..."

by 111
Who are you in the sign of the zodiac?? to

by 222
Beastly

by 111
Yes exactly

The Czechs run.. in general, the advertisement of underwear...the kind of naked, pardon, pop and in the middle of this magnificence the business card stands, i.e. you get it from there, you turn it, and there is the address of the underwear store and the inscription "This was the last time we hit your ass...»)))

Paul> I took my old Volts yesterday. It is straight like a rocket.

Nik> In the first seconds of the journey the steps fall off? and ;)

Tagged: Inet Padla
Tagged: falling
Metallica 1st: And it fell too

Dear visitors to restaurants who get up to the toilet with their feet and dry it on the cover because it’s dirty! He’s dirty because you get your feet on him and tie him onto the cover, youashum!

c) Linor Horalik

Russia always lives as if it had no choice.

http://www.proza.ru/texts/2008/09/23/67.html



Wendetta by Beer-Shevsky



One glorious woman moved to live in Israel, in a small town under the sea.

by Beer Sheva. Widow with a little son. There was a life that

There was no other way out. Half Russian and half Russian.

of semitic blood only a quarter, and of semitic appearance not a penny,

Bright and curly in a deceased father.



When the boy went to school, it turned out to be light and blue-eyed.

in a class where the other fifteen students are dumb and mapy,

Nothing better than the opposite. Being small and shy is bad everywhere.

The boy was touched specifically. Every day I came from school in tears.

When he learned not to cry, he began to come with bluishes. Mother of Blue

I saw it, but could do nothing. Transfer to a private school or transfer to

There was no other district, and the boy forbade to complain to the teachers. He said,

That will manage on its own. But something did not work well with him.



A few years later, their mothers offered an internship in the United States. After the internship

It was followed by a year’s contract, then another... generally, they live in the

The United States so far. On American foods, the boy suddenly began to grow and

I’m not saying that American foods are better than anything else.

Israel is just a figure of speech. By the age of thirteen, my mother grew up.

It was great on my shoulders. The first unexpected natural

He was seriously in the gym. Growing muscles and becoming a captain.

School team of American football. It happened practically

class in part to clean up someone's rilo, the district manager was not the most

The featured.



And then my mother had to come to that town near Beer Sheva, to

solve some bureaucratic issues. She took her son with her. All of

During the trip, the guy sat in a hotel. In the morning of departure.

Suddenly he said "Mom, I will go for a walk". Back to the plane, hiding.

I have my thumbs in my shirts, but I am very happy.



The walk looked the following.

Yoshi, hello to you! Do you remember me?

and no.

“I am Arthur, I studied with you in second grade.

by A-A Hi to.

Remember how you irritated me with a Russian pig?

I remember. HY-HY is

On the third "gay", Yoshi got his right straight into his jaw and went on to the

The grass gathers teeth. The scenario was repeated 11 times.

deviations, except that sometimes the right in the jaw was supplemented by a pink

The Cappuccino. Four former classmates were unhappy at home.



The mother's son did not say anything about the essence of the walk. Divided only through

A year ago, my mother’s friend from that town came to visit. Her son, too

She was seven years younger, but went to the same school.

His classmates were very respectful to him from the very first day.

The phone call. There is a nice female voice in the phone.

Is it a militia?

Yes the militia.

Didn't you have a sex maniac three days ago?

Well yes, yes, we have it. What do you want?

Don’t worry, I’ll give it back tomorrow.

To work normally - press now the cross in the upper right corner. and ;)

XXX is
You never told me why you split up with your boyfriend.

YYYY
He was married.)

XXX is
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