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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №19204
 13.08.2009
Lectures at the Law School:
The profession of lawyer requires high intellectual costs, responsibility and diligence.
From the back rows a quiet whisper: E4 - by!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №19203
 13.08.2009
Answer to:
Someone who has a calendar until 2060, calm down, I will live until 2100))
— — —
People relax you. I have an iPhone, I scrolled to 4352, and then I went back.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №19202
 13.08.2009
Ignorance of the law does not relieve responsibility, but relieves fear.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №19201
 13.08.2009
True goats eat as many berries as possible in the summer.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19200
 13.08.2009
I want to tell all the Waverly Laners or like you, I played Wover constantly for exactly a year, but one day the hard drive burned and I sat without a comp and decided to renounce it for a while until I did everything myself. For these 2 weeks I lost 3 kg without effort and I was invited to Dr by a girl I loved...All she did herself, to sex did not come, but still...Break the games, and do yourself! bring to the best plz, because I know that these players read only the best abyss or just the best on the rating. sps

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19199
 13.08.2009
I was destroyed yesterday!
The evening. I sit on the balcony and smoke. Under the window along the path goes such a 25-year-old blondine, a copy of a parys or a cumshots, and sharply stabilizes the clock. Looking at the line, she nodded...
To pick up an empty bottle of beer. Having picked it up, she put it in a bag with the characteristic ringing of the other bottles and went on... And I stood in the stupa until the thinning cigarette burned my fingers, and there was only one thought in my head at that moment: The crisis of the hoole...

Squirrel, Krasnoyarsk

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №19198
 13.08.2009
Where to read this letter - Bear Yushchenko
Dimgel: Yes it is open. Destroyed
dimgel: or look at his video appeal - he passed there thesisfully, enough information for reflection.
garik: begins with the words, "You are fucking wicked..."
I mean ? ? ?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №19197
 13.08.2009
From the Immigrant Forum in Germany:

1: Tell me, please, can I take my children if I have a minus 5 thousand in my account and I get money from the social worker?
2: I join the question. I have +25,000 and the social does not shine, will they bring me strangers?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №19196
 13.08.2009
A friend went to work to the north, and a few days later wrote:

I found a local newspaper today. Here is the title literally: "Dear workers of the tundra. The Elephants. The worker. Congratulations on the main holiday of the tundra - Day of the Elephant"

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19195
 13.08.2009
They brought to repair a self-configured note.
In the settings of the antivirus set the path for the quarantine folder:
"C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuProgramsStartup"
The Wall *

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19194
 13.08.2009
<UncleFedor> fucking what it means "not guessing to buy beer"?? to
<UncleFedor> did you not know what gold will come in the morning?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19193
 13.08.2009
The admin, the fucker! We have a centralized radio network at the enterprise - still the former VPK facility. Now it is distributed as in the films show - a chicken in long-forgotten reproducers, then the voice of Levitan, with characteristic pauses:
The Soviet Information Bureau. Employees of the company! Beware of the Unknown Fuck!
The broadcast was interrupted.
The most sad thing is that the KrAZ rides on the territory of the enterprise with some shit in the body.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19192
 13.08.2009
A long time ago, 8 years ago, a guy left a fool... We recently met, realized that we still love a friend... I am married, he is married, both have children... This is not such a farth!

and...

Ready to argue this ex-boyfriend is now earning more than her current husband...

[ + 139 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19191
 13.08.2009
Here you are all saying "House 2"!I don't know how you do, but I have to push in myself the irresistible desire to break the TV,when showing "Malakhov plus"!Idiotism,I understand that pensioners will do everything to be healthy,but what they show there is a complete nonsense in general!They smell bricks, paint their hands, drink various ugliness!We need to fight these charlatans!Plush everyone who is not indifferent to the health of their elderly!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19190
 13.08.2009
Anastasia (17:10:33 12/08/2009)
Jay, I have an offer.
Anastasia (17:11:10 12/08/2009)
We come home, you play football, I throw food in the oven and I go to the store for a beer, then friendly - dinner. How are you?
bleem (17:22:00 12/08/2009)
Where is Subway? This is really straight like a MIRAGE))))) read) such a wife does not exist)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №19189
 13.08.2009
X: Yes, you see what intellectuals we and you are talking about composers. And not that some about the buchlo, and the body.
Y: I don’t mind, even if your fingers on the keyboard were able to get that ugliness! Fi is
X: Oh what to do, life is such a crash! What to do, only you and I are going on the path of education. The world is falling into the abyss of stupidity, indifference, and degradation.
Y: I totally agree with you, Batty! For example, yesterday I went to the Politec... and was disappointed in our youth...
X: Oh God, what happened there? Are you okay???? to
Y: The blatant river spilled out of the mouths of these puppies.
X: What a horror. What to do. There is only one way to fight this ignorance.
Put them all in the shit. To fuck know who are Dostoevsky and Tolstoy, and Chopin too. And look at them, they just fuck them and fuck them, no fuck.
I think it is advisable to create a group, such a coalition. Fighting these ignorants!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19188
 13.08.2009
Ajaks: Hey, you tell me like a man whose father is a cook.
I have now cooked pellets. of the ingredients vegetable oil and pelmeni "Snow Country". When trying to turn them over, a spark hit the bowl. From there, a flame of centimeters broke out at 20-30 and splashed for seconds 2. then stopped. Tell me, what could have been done there?
Ajaks: Or is it better to ask familiar chemists?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19187
 13.08.2009
I’m dumb not because I’m a blonde, but because I’m only 12 years old!!! here

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19186
 13.08.2009
It was a joke today. I go through the medical committee. I am on the line to the ophthalmologist. There comes a man of such a bitter appearance and asks: who is the last?
An especially literate retired woman decided to shine with knowledge of the Russian language: not the last, but the extreme!
A man after a second break is doomed to say: in our country, it is better to be the last than the extreme.

Everyone present thought...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19185
 13.08.2009
Mommy sat for 10 minutes on the internet, then said, "There is so much information that you can go and go for a notebook and pencil."

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