I came across the translation agency price. Their motto is "All translations are made by natives!".
And price with a curious graph "Page rate per day":
12 pages in English.
10 pages in German.
The Chinese 9th.
2 of Estonian.

XXX: I remembered and smiled. I met a friend once, and he introduced me to his wife.
xxx: She was coming out of the venereologist’s office at that moment, and I was standing in line there.

I ate so much yesterday that I didn’t go to work today.
Man, today is Saturday.

Do not use general phrases. Write down how it is formulated that they should remove a liffy and a coward.
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Yes, crazy, simply: topless or full strip. Depends on the club.

And remember, our worst enemy is carbohydrates!
Looking at the cut cake in the refrigerator:
So I congratulate you. Not everyone can boast of having cut their enemy in pieces and stuck in the refrigerator.

K-Sh: The ancient Greeks had a holiday similar to Halloween?
to be associated with all uncleanness and the spirits of the dead.
Ur: Is this the return of the shadows from Aida? Charon is transplanted on a steam boat with five deck and shabashit in the opposite direction, cerber in a cage, chaos of blood vengeance and stories to relatives where the treasure is buried?

In the CS:GO chat:
Q: Why is your name Nikita?! to

Look in the mirror, nothing new.
and&&
I came home, but I have no wife. I call. He says, “I’m at the neighbor, I’ll come.” “Now” was such a good six-hour...
and&&
From my home phone, my mistress called my husband with the same words... He freedom, Lucy and I had sex.

lordenking Awesomecookies, I taught Latin for three years, wanted to go to Latvia, came nifiga did not understand.

In ancient Japan, the samurai rotated the katana so quickly over their heads that under the rain they could not get a drop.
There were no umbrellas yet.

And what I love about the Komsomol truth is that it lies as shamelessly as it did in my Komsomol youth.

The story of my sister.
She sent her mom, in the same way - the association, to Eburg in a new branch, there, to put the work and that everything was under control. Mission for a few months.
My husband lost his phone. I was in a hurry, but I lost the fact.
Found some passing ebourgeois, picked up, searched for contacts (without a password was) and found "daughter". Called, so and so said, found a cell phone, here I call, in order to return.
A girl in another city, a thousand kilometers away, was confused.
I call my sister, “Aunt people, what do I do?”
The sister calls the newly appointed director of the branch, explains the situation and says blowing on the car for the phone, with a box of candy.
The bourgeois stood and waited all this time, and refused the candy box.
I said, would you not do the same?
You say, they are all worthless. There are still normal people, and most of us ;)

After sex, he smoked a cigarette. So slowly he gave up.

Commentary on the news about an English football referee who made a camping-out

Xxx: now the cry of the "Judge - Pidaras" will be just a fact statement

On a specific forum about Dota2:

I tried once. The children’s voices called me cancer and said offensive words about my deceased mother. I no longer play.

Opening a clock workshop
I will call it "Hour Y"
and the slogan: "So that no one can guess"

At the age of 39, she discovered that a brandy with sprite gives the elegant color of champagne in a glass. How much time is wasted...

You are honored and there is a persistent feeling that the main opponents of free gunfire are people who have done enough ugliness to others in their lives and are afraid that the offended can make a couple of extra holes in them.

Added in Skype yesterday:

Hello, my name is Lyudmila. I am sure you have something to offer me. Add to my contacts and offer what you have."

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If you just earned and saved 4-5 million r, then they are not taxed. It has already been paid once.

They are taxed directly in the process of storage, some economists call it “inflation tax.” In 1998, 5 million new ones were enough for a two-storey house with several apartments, and now for one apartment in the same house. Even though the house itself has been shattered since then.