It was enough not to put "-" when transferring, and the teacher in the lesson to focus on this attention, in order for the next 2 years to get the nickname of "chort point".

On the way home, I talk to a friend on the phone. I enter the entrance, go up to my apartment, and open the door. The door screams terribly lately when you open it. A friend, hearing the whistle, and apparently thinking that it is a cat whispering, cries and asks.
She: Wow, who are you there?
I: This is the door. She is very happy to see me.

to this:

Jef239: Could it be better to ban women immediately? They are still naked under their clothes.

Just the same! Without women there will be no children, and you will be able to watch porn on the Internet!

In fact, it seems to be gay...

Life experience is when you take trouble as self-evident.

This story happened a long time ago, I was told by the participant himself and I don’t think anyone would be offended if I told you.
There lived a girl with her mom and dad. But an accident happened and Daddy was gone. The girl wanted her dad and asked her mom to find a new dad. But her mother was always busy at work and the girl decided to find her dad herself. The kindergarten where she went was surrounded by metal sticks and located in the center of the city. At every walk, she approached the fence and asked all the passing men if he wanted to be her dad. If her educators were taken to the site, she ran away and again conducted her search, standing at the fence. The men passing by agreed, laughed and yet passed by. One man stopped and said:
I want to be your dad.
They talked a little, and the man said he would definitely come again tomorrow. The girl was very pleased and in the kindergarten announced to everyone that she had a father. They talked through the fence first. One day, the girl’s mother comes to the garden, and they say, “And her dad took it.” A mother in a state of shock jumps out on the street to run to the police and sees her daughter quietly walking with an unfamiliar man. The daughter runs to her mother and joyfully announces that they now have a dad. Mom had to get to know the found dad, they talked, and it turned out that his wife died and left a daughter about the same age.
I met this family on vacation – three beautiful daughters (other one – common) extremely friendly, fun and their happy intelligent parents attracted all the eyes.
Those who are looking will always find! Even a new dad.

Guys who turn to the right from the left extreme row, remember, your guys are waiting for you at home.

xxxh is a support employee of the manufacturer of banking software.
"Operation day" - the traditional reduction from "operation day".

And such an upper day all day, then the trumpet will ring, then the deer!

The chicken wind...
Is it a fairy tale?
and AGA. Odminko and Blonde

Ohhhhhhhh! The man was exposed to radiation. He has muted.

Everyone knows that products cannot be imported to the United States.
In the early 1990s, our employee (a Ukrainian) flew to the United States for a conference.
Dialogue of Control:
What do you have in your backpack? (He wrapped a piece of salt in the foil).
- Soap (not knowing how in English "salo").
You have a strange soap. Go by.

In the financial forum:
Who will tell which bank has the highest deposit percentage?
The bankrupt

I came across a stamp in the name - "Seogee". Now I know exactly how I will call those personalities of non-traditional orientation, because of which the first pages of the search are occupied with absolutely unstitched garbage.

Found in the history of the browser Dick Tales, his wife says that she was looking for the Tiny Stories.

What do you know about dreams? When I was a child, I dreamed of living apart from my parents so that I could eat a spoonful of watermelon instead of cutting it into pieces.

I don’t know, I’m a girlfriend. And my husband’s friend. He is my friend. And why do you marry others and marry others – well I don’t know... Masochists, what?

111: Are there games for VR where you need to have sex?
222 What are you interested in?
222: the main "need". Not "can", but "must". I see a married man :)

there there.
If you don’t watch movies for a while, you can see how they program the behavior of society with their help.
Shut off the telephone, you’re going to shut up.

Photo of the ATM with BSOD. The commentary:
“It was Abramovich who inserted the card and caused the buffer to overflow.

At the time of the Mongolian yoke there was such a Mastur-batyr.
What is he famous for?
He did not rape Russian girls.

I have two brothers, both of whom have been allergic since childhood, and this attack somehow overcame me. In general, in 30 years after a small surgery, antihistamines were prescribed (to relieve edema). And it turned out that I was allergic to allergy medications. I am a rare lucky man in life.