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xx: Thank you to everyone who responded to my question about hammer care. The hamster is not the most useful animal. When I come back from work, she sleeps, I wake her, I feed her. Then she bites the cage at night and prevents me from sleeping. Today, she removed the roof of her house. Maybe she is sick? I decided to give her a sweet waffle cake. Do hamsters eat sweets?
V: Give her a drop of nicotine... they probably don’t eat nicotine, but you can test a well-known theory about its brilliant effect on small rodents.
gri6man> I’m sitting, so I’m with the solder, pairing. A fly flying around me. The fly sat on my knee. attention to the question. Where did I get a 5mm burn in my knee?
Was the fly radioactive and exploded? Or just blushed the plasma?
She was frightened by the solder and overwhelmed with acid.
On the phone with a client:
So on Monday or Tuesday we will be remembered. I will give you the price immediately. I have so much cheating!! ......
The Space Baby:
My father burned me tonight.
The Space Baby:
In short, yesterday evening the water was given, well, I went to shower, and you know how many hours I am... Well, it was about half an hour, he knocked in the door and shouted: '' Smoke fire... Let's go out... Then you burn...'' And here I felt that the burning smells... I run out of the bathroom faster, and this fool stands and the fireworks near the door burns, then suddenly goes into the bathroom, and our toilet is also there, and there is a noise of a stream beating around the toilet. I am not so cleansed.
Pipetz, the most shameful chit - Dendi emulator with the possibility of Seivizio!
The Brother! How we missed it then! and :)
The man with a tail
Drinking *
The bet1
Most importantly not so.
The man with a tail
I do not drink (I do not drink).
The bet1
I was like a non-drinker.
The bet1
Two days later he left...
<aRise> - The hemp plant occupies a very honorable place in American history. It was once cultivated by President Washington. The first draft of the Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper, and the first American flag was drawn from fiber.
On paper made of hemp fibers, the Bible has been printed for seven and a half centuries since 1156.
<aRise>toto I think what they have with the laws then with the Pindos... and the miracles from the Bible by the way are also now understandable. % of
Am I the only one who clicks the plus or minus on the main twice to see the emoji?
Fuck, fuck, why did he say so, went to look at the smiley.
Blonde girl with a shirt!! to
How did you find out? O O O O
Who is here?? to
A-A-A-A-A-A-A Crocodile in the bathroom.
The acquaintances had a completely black cat, there is a discussion about how to call it.
From the comments:
And in the darkness of the night he will be called "Bla".
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and I didn’t like the ambulance either.
Sunny CAT @ 21.7.2008, 1:44
By the way, our Russian law is a typical opensor.
Everything is well documented, but support must be paid to those who know how to implement this right.
Or make the paper by yourself.
Only 56 points. This only confirms the correctness - even jokes about the law understand only lawyers :) I have my + also added...
You are right, only lawyers understand jokes about the law. Go, please, to the legal forum and joke yourself about the right as much as it enters. It is a resource for it. Is it so difficult to understand?
You have no problem being young and unmarried.
- I understand, of course, that you are about visa, but in general, the question sounds just offgenic!
xxx: I have an open type of chat window with 8 people in the quip, and clearly through one online / offline ))
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#YYY goes offline
Strangely... called, asked Margaret... I say that I was wrong with the number... in response: oh, apologize then... and Dmitry can?
Timka: I go to the bank, I go to the subway in the sockets, I see a bunch of mints dusting, I think it happened, then I realized, today is the "Sysadmin Day", soon in the park will appear slender slender guys with beer trash, someone can hang the icons of the "Honored tractorist", they will gather in a bunch, telling stories that shock ordinary people, such as: "I yesterday my mother died, I fuck with her all night, in the morning my brains removed, and the search for bars in the market sold." They will be chewing on beer in immeasurable quantities and clinging to the passers with the question: SERVAK PODNIMAL???? And I raised it!! He lifted up!! At the end of the holiday, there will be a traditional fight with accountants.
<xxx> Does anyone use doxygen?
<yyy> xxx from its use too much stress.
<xxx> yyy, yyy, yyy
<yyy> The last time my former boss tried to use it – he started running around the office, folding his fingers in the way of the Sealormon, and broadcasting to the whole floor that he is a fighter for goodness and literate specifications.
<yyy> They say healed...
Yyy: I wonna feel yor beat inside me...
I wonna have you by my side.
Fuck you, Max! If you want to fuck, say so. But don’t dare to write this to a translator anymore!! to
zer: Interestingly, I only have when viewing the video from the basha there is a feeling that there is some domestic porn girl, like a schoolgirl, and now everyone will start friendship with ipaca?
The girl's memory in the issue of debt repayment is in those who are still in debt.
They did not deflore.
http://www.forumavia.ru/forum/9/7/2629480592331260597521127639897_111.shtml
A new pharmacy opened nearby. at the shop of the seller (pharmacist)
Director of Pharmacy Marina. What is a Pharmacy Manager?
I thought a long time ago, I recently found out.
In front of me, a 25-year-old man.
Then grandfather, also with Denikin red rubles, and actually I.
The same pharmacy - manager Marina, babysitter size 1000X1000X1000 years
Close to 60.
Man (P): The packaging of condoms.
Pharmacy Manager: Why do you?
(P) in the stupor... (P): Do you care?
I need to help you choose...
I’m going to blow up the balls!!! to
Then take extra strong, they’re strong.
P is in shock.
(P) not being embarrassed by the expressions: - And if I have during this process x@j
Would stand up?
and AM:
- If for a man, then we only have "Blue Moon" for anal sex.
If you have a girl, we’ll find something for you.
A row riding on the floor, a blue-red guy...
(AM) continues broadcasting to the entire pharmacy: - There are with puppies, s
Rings, super thin, spermicidal...
The man was completely cursed...
Are you planning on oral sex?
P: With whom?
(AM): - And it doesn't matter, condoms for oral sex are suitable as
Both men and women...
P: I don’t need to...
Don’t worry, there are all the colors and sizes.
Green, under the color of the eyes.
Next in a coma, the guy looks at all this with eaten eyes with a smile
A fool on the face.
Are there any flavourings you want to smell?
Grandfather (D): What is it used? They are hermetically packed.
The people lie.
Then he said to him, “Which one will you take?”
(P) Going to the door: - Thank you, I've already gone.
Grandfather: What about you?
(D): The caloprimee and the phenosepam!
Why do you?
P.S I did not take aspirin.