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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18144
 14.07.2009
But you try the word "photo" in Google to pick up ))) The first image pleases )))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18143
 14.07.2009
H:Hmm, urgently! a couple of epithetes to the word buttocks
SD: Anywhere
SD: The Back Mind
sd:Please be ?
H: Nea, applied need. think
SD: AAA
SD: exactly...
Sd: round, elastic, eye, and for what reason, own, need?
H: Blessed as you can imagine—light and gentle, like lotus leaves, Hicari’s skin blinked with myriads of drops of water, which, merging, with a strap, flowed down the back onto the pencil.”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18142
 14.07.2009
and Wikipedia. Article about the film "The Adventures of Electronics":

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Interesting facts about the film
...
During the filming, the children grew up quickly. I had to keep dressing them constantly. The girl in one double smiled with her mouth full of teeth, and in the next scene she has no front teeth!
..."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18141
 14.07.2009
New orbit "recursive": an orbit with the taste of an orbit.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №18140
 14.07.2009
As a musician and metalist, I want to say that "metal" ALWAYS, you hear? It is always written with one letter "l". Because we are not talking about the material, but about the style of music, which was invented not at all in Russia, my friends ;)

Now see if there are real metalists here! Plus to you brothers! We are few, but we are better.
Stay with metal! m / m /

Taylor is

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №18139
 14.07.2009
So many people have beliefs, and so few people have beliefs.
There are thoughts.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №18138
 14.07.2009
In Peter on the Vasky, there is a Chinese restaurant on the Middle Prospect
“The Great Wall.” with large hieroglyphs.
My friend is passing by a tram with a Chinese classmate. They pass by
A Chinese man says to him:
Do you know that 100 is written here?
What is?
“The pork cane.”
These wise men, not thinking long, repainted the hieroglyphs from the banks of the mortar.
“The Great Wall.”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №18137
 14.07.2009
If we put all the cases of corruption of the inspectors of GIBDD on the map of Russia -
Atlas of Russian Highways.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18136
 14.07.2009
To the topic of ridiculous names it is worth adding ridiculous signs
In our town on the children's world signs painted characters from Happy tree friends

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18135
 14.07.2009
Discussion on the forum how to survive hernia (plant) from the garden
XHH: pour strontium or cesium....and it will be quite big, too big, it will be easier to pull
ууу: and will start a branch on the forum "The owners are borrowed, want to wash out...What to do?"

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №18134
 14.07.2009
In response to:

Blia, give someone a scheme of an electromagnetic bomb. The music was hanging under the window.
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Remove a condom with 2 liters of green.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18133
 14.07.2009
The xxx:
Lomonosov was a tall man and very strong physically. There is a legend that one day he alone turned away three armed robbers who tried to rob him.

WOW did not know.

The xxx:
That’s why he wasn’t so upset when he was in high school.

The xxx:
That’s why he’s a Lomonosov!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18132
 14.07.2009
It is when you carry her at night... in the woods... in different bags...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18131
 14.07.2009
XXX is
Animals, I know you like them.
YYYY
Yes Yes
XXX is
I too... especially the chicken baked in the oven.
YYYY
not funny
YYYY
I do not eat chicken.
XXX is
It’t be funny if the chicken ate the baked people.
YYYY
She eats people.
XXX is
My grandmother’s chickens eat everything...give me a sausage.
YYYY
Do not kill them!
XXX is
No, that you are! They are buried in a place specially designed for this purpose.
XXX is
In the freezer.
YYYY
is not funny.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18130
 14.07.2009
I am 36 years old, I am a virgin. Not a farth? and (
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Owned by you?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18129
 14.07.2009
From the Women’s Forum:

I need help!
Sorry dear girls, but I can’t do that anymore. My PC is completely immersed in the “virtual world” and doesn’t want to come back from there. Every day he gets more and more away from me and I begin to lose him. Moreover, I find it hard to understand his speech — in particular the expressions of the kind of ‘uhuhuhuh, ax with two vanguards!’ and ‘slave the enemy!’ — his reaction to many everyday things has become extremely inadequate — he often runs like a madman with a friend from neighboring dogs and screams — ‘choh, choh!’. He has radically changed the circle of communication, and his new friends also do not differ in my view in adequacy. He often tells me "Light you are a full crane".

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18128
 13.07.2009
It was a joke today.
He cleansed the aska from the little-communicating and those with Kemi did not like to talk, and in order not to write anymore, wrote a text of the type:
I'm leaving this ass if something needs to be clicked here: ***** (there may be my girlfriend so ask her to call me)
After one of these messages, I get a response:
Is Anna your girlfriend? I’ve been with her for six months now, and I’ve been with her.

............

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18127
 13.07.2009
I propose to combine the projects Happy Tree Friends and DOM-2!!! to

I nominate this quote in advance for the quote of the month :)
Palladium

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №18126
 13.07.2009
border with Finland.
The car had just returned to Russia.
A smooth set of speeds.
GPS screams: "You exceeded permissible speed"
The driver responded joyfully so: "A joke!!and "

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №18125
 13.07.2009
IJ: Bugga... turned off anti-spam. First post: "Do you want to fuck a supermodel? They will do everything for you!"

I have the first association as in the cartoon about the "Thirty-Ninth Kingdom when the Wolf met the "Three of the Lars":
Will you and the supermodel fuck me?
and ah!

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