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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7503
 05.07.2008
I eat her breakfast with pizzas.
I don’t do shit like her.
The guys?
Oh no
Xh-butters with red caviar,
O_O O_O
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wow, you didn’t do me that!and ((
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Wow, you know how I’ll fuck the butter with red squirrel!?!?!?!!!! to
You can’t imagine!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7502
 05.07.2008
by BaD.P1nG
I learned about safety techniques at work. One expression just killed:"It is forbidden to touch the monitor, keyboard and rear wall of the system unit at the same time..." I honestly tried...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7501
 05.07.2008
Scuco, his wife calls, and says, you remember, when you married me, said that he was ready for me for any feats... And then the connection broke. I’m scared to call her back.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №7500
 05.07.2008
I saw a group of animes in the subway.
I’ve talked to them for half an hour.)
Ohhh: it looked so strange: the escalator seemed to be completely unfamiliar people... And suddenly I noticed them, and I shouted: Niejajajajaja!!!! to
HHH: And I am in the answer!! to
The people in Ahuya.


Of course I’m sorry, but "no! This is "miu" in Japanese. Now replace it with a meu and you will see what the dumbals looked like.
The second point - not in the anime speaks purely female characters. Even the pets don’t say that. Be aware of this, and you will see that you are diables in the square.
Third: what anime do you watch that you know nothing but some? After watching the Gospel, I had to study the Bible, the Dead Sea Boards, and Francis Bacon to get some sense of what was happening.
I understand, of course, that Nihua is not funny, it just boiled. Stop shaming yourself and Annie.
Death to the Casual!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №7499
 05.07.2008
I am chasing you on the window. I personally put the HR once in a human way and it worked with me for 5 years in a row. He flew twice in a row.

The first time I put SP2 and stifled the system entry that was broken (the window is not licensed)
The second time I used my curved hands in the register to control something and strangled it hard.

I understand that linux can be more reliable. But 50% of those who chase the screw are those who have not even managed to handle the screw. Well, and basha lizards, which slide to the amins.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7498
 05.07.2008
A couple of months ago I entered a cool company, interviewed 4 people, including a security specialist.
Everything is fine, but only this very specialist arranged with me almost a day after the interview, I already started to think that his ornament crumbled, more so he had a lubricating appearance and a ring in his ear.
A week ago I had this conversation:
...
You know, I liked communicating with you, and I think you are the most interesting person I’ve ever met.
(I was so cold, I thought he would confess in my feelings)
But by God’s grace he revealed everything in the second phrase.
Spec:...In general, I leave this company now you will be a security specialist.

These are the cakes, and I came there just to work as a programmer.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №7497
 05.07.2008
0pT1caL: That is, the pipet. Guys are sitting on the shop chewing vodka with juice, there is a mint bean, they quickly catch all their bags with cabbage and run to the dish. Mention them in the race through the speaker: "Stand, I will shoot, TRA-TA-TA-TA!!and "

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №7496
 05.07.2008
From Newsru.com:

The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine has classified the date of the Sea Breeze exercises. It will be on July 12th. and rd)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7495
 05.07.2008
A sharp joke is the crossing of two planes.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №7494
 05.07.2008
It was in the late 1990s, we worked with a friend in the watchdog village.

all kinds of computer sensors served, and since living in the village was

It was very sad to spend the night in a city hotel 40 km away. Driving

Through the taiga on the local asphalt road there is naturally nothing else as

and the road itself, only one reminder in the form of crumbling along the route

of trees. So 40 km turned into 2-3 hours of road every day.

Mothers once again pulled out of our dirt-like dirt and

I noticed that there was something behind the hole.

We went there with the intention to find a mechbase and can pull the car with a tractor.

of the dirt. There was no roof there, but it was abandoned.

The military unit and the hangar were covered upstairs with paper bags that were in them.

It was hard to guess that everything around the hangar turned into a solid cement.

All this farm appeared to have been at least 20-30 years, which was confirmed.

The inscriptions on the cement bags date back to 1956. The thought grows suddenly.

Taking the bag of this incandescent miracle in this hollow headed to

In the car, two stone bags under the wheels and our fields got out of dirt.

Then it was like in a dream, for two days we took these bags with cement from

They were hanged and thrown into mud holes in the most difficult sections of the road. and more

A month on the road carried ballast bags in the car to level up

“Inequality of the road.” In just a month, my friend and I built it.

The 40-kilometer section of the "autobahn" in the taiga.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7493
 05.07.2008
Do you know why I stopped you?

I exceeded the speed. But you know, officer, it’s a matter of life and

of death.

And more specifically?

A naked woman is waiting for me at home.

and?

And if I come home later than my wife, I’m a corpse!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №7492
 04.07.2008
Do you borrow a few thousand before your salary?
yyy: Lf vj;yj d ghbywbgt
YYY: No, I sit without money myself.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №7491
 04.07.2008
We roll with our wife in the bedroom after a bitter night, later in the morning... Suddenly, in the kitchen, it is not the fork, not the glasses - the march, the cat conducts reconnaissance by battle, which is already punishable! Well, I break up, like "breakfast should be enough for the shell", and I run to the kitchen. Three rooms with a turn. My dog cries:"You catch, catch the dog!" I don’t know what the aunt thought, but when I ran in her eyes was Ahtung, and in her hand was a fork.
c) The Graph

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7490
 04.07.2008
XXX: Where are you, ordinary gamers, before us, the bastards?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7489
 04.07.2008
Root: Aloha
by admin: KU
Root: as a shell
Admin: Kiev
Root: What is it?
I have not been paying a salary for the third month.
Root: Have you tried it?
Admin: Yes, I can’t take away the second. But who invented it. Here, in short, I have a collection of old original DOSOV toys like Aladin, SEXOLINE, and so on. I will give to the people, and in response whoever can. Well, or even if the money doesn’t give me all the waste of the collection.
root: throw me your collection on the soap and here the details where to send money
Admin: 41001249285918 Yandex Money, R409832674933 WebMoney
Root: get ready, I’ll get you to the tower, maybe it’s better
Admin: I am morally and immorally ready for any number of people to knock in the aska
root: 493-744-848 ask the poor to help him
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Playing classy games

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7488
 04.07.2008
ALF
Soon the end of the world.
Agly
What is the end of the world?
ALF
They say that in eight days some particle accelerator will be launched and if it goes out of control, the earth will break down into atoms.
Agly
You are about the collider.
ALF
Yes Yes
Agly
Fuck all that. We have scheduled the delivery of vodka for a month in advance, so that there will be no end of the world.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7487
 04.07.2008
He: Here is someone’s relationship built on sex, someone’s on money.
In rare cases, in pure love.
She : and?
He: And you and I, fucking, the relationship is built on the presence of one of us in the presence of hot water!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7486
 04.07.2008
The Great Hadron Collider was built by the Russians. The idea was Russian.
What did you take?
- Well, the dishes themselves, built for more than 10 years, threatened billions of dollars... and for what? Just to shout at what happens if two particles collide!
and yes. They are Russians.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7485
 04.07.2008
Dim4a: I wake up in the morning with a terrible badun...In the embrace of O_O!!! I get up, I take the guitar, and I start to play the song of nirvana, which I did not know in life.Ohuevaja!I will be a friend.He stayed overnight with me.I ask: what was it?He: "GY)))and you don't remember?“Thank you, I heard yesterday we drank gin with you in the volume of one liter.When there was a gram so two hundred and twenty,you went, took a notebook, jumped from the injection all the bites “Beasts”, took the guitar we half-day with you and the girls sang all their repertoire.Then you saw it became boring,You took and from one of your mobile phone called the other mobile phone, went to the toilet and about what there was himself talking about for a minute 40.Then to see the money ended, you went out, removed both mobile phones in the refrigerator, went to another room, began to learn the song of Nirvana, imitating not only the vocals of Cobain, and the decanoabels with which Cobain sang.I couldn’t take the guitar away, so I hid you with the guitar and went to bed.”
Dim4a: “How do people look in the eyes?!!!“!”

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №7484
 04.07.2008
Burned romance becomes from frequent sitting at the fire.

by Yuri Tatarkin

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