xxx quotes the headline of the news: "In the Moscow Zoo for the first time in 30 years appeared beemot"
What anxiety they had!

YYY: It was they who cleaned up and found it!

> before this it was not necessary to repeat "se-se-se", because now the Russian language has been filled with such verbs as "be beautiful", "be wise" and even "learn".

About the advantages of the Mnemonic Rules over the Official Rules: If they tried to understand what question to ask for the word “teacher” – “what do you do” or “what do you do”, they would quickly realize that none of them is suitable. Well, and those who confuse question with answer and joyfully write "she teaches!!!" - you can immediately merge into the special class to the rest of the cretins, in whom "the earthworm eats the earth, the rushing snake eats the grass".

And in general, of course, it is sad that they are trained to keep the pattern in their heads until the check, to mindlessly scratch it off and joyfully return to throwing birds into pigs.

SeVeR: A timely unwashed smoothing board automatically turns into an additional magazine table.

My girlfriend talked and cried. lived in the village. Season of Wreckage. One balloon gave a crack, she hanged it on the chin. The balloon is alive.
constantly changes the dislocation, the one at the end of the fence, the other at the other.I don't understand, he says what it is, and then it came. They will be pleased, they will catch, and while they reach the end of the fence, they will see that with a crack, they hang back, only elsewhere.So the whole village looked at this balloon and left it alone.

xxx: Although I would read a mathematical fanfic from yyy.
YYY is mathematical? I know that two plus two will be four. Or something like that.
xxx: yyy, I think you can even write a fanfic :D
yyy: A tragic story about how two plus two is not equal to four.
Yyy: With murders and sex.
zzz: this is "1984".

They found each other – a woman without queries and a man without ambitions.

I want to go to prison!
Patients are an inexhaustible source of surprise.
I am preparing for the operation of a man, tall, burnt, with a great body - he was 10 years older than me and looked 10 years younger.
All - laboratory indicators, electrocardiogram, pressure, pulse - like a young man, fucking, and definitely better than mine!
Even cholesterol is normal.
The medications? It doesn’t take any, something unheard of for a 65-year-old!
I ask, with secret hope, do you smoke?
I dropped 10 years ago.
Do you drink?
You’re not in jail, you laugh.! to
Aaaah, that is what it is!
He is a prisoner, serving a sentence in a correctional-labour colony for nonviolent crimes with minimal protection.
I therefore did not understand - there was no guard, they are allowed to dress in their usual clothes, you can not distinguish from ordinary patients.
They talked.
He quit smoking ten years ago, smoking is prohibited in prison.
He works on a farm, earns some money, two weekends, 40 hours a week.
He visits a well-equipped square with a stadium, runs there and swings 3-4 times a week.
There is still a deadline, to clarify has not been adopted, for which - exactly untactical question.
This is white collar crime.
Everything went well with him, he called and they came to him, said goodbye and left to himself, "home."
He left, and I thought...
He is in prison, he is healthy and leads a proper lifestyle.
I am free, I work on wear, the maximum of physical exercises - walking dogs, cholesterol - higher does not happen, a handful of pills in the morning and two handfuls in the evening, the 40-hour week has not happened for years 20, every third day of duty, eating stitches, sleep too...
Who of us is in jail?! to
Or am I also in a prison, just without walls – a prison of habits and lifestyle?
Do I need to move from one prison to another?! to
I will think.
I advise you.

A black boy asks his mother:
Mom, what is democracy?
“Son, this is when white people work every day so that we can get our benefits, well there are phones for every member of the family, rental subsidies, free food, utility subsidies, and so on.
Are the white people not angry about this?
They are angry, that’s called racism.

In "Zadobbali" clearly hired the author of female novels. Recently there was a girl with suddenly craving her bisexual crowds, now here is a lady who challenged sex because of disinformation.

You give the story of a Greek billionaire who agreed with a housewife to mimic in public relationships, so as not to incite the anger of the clan for warm feelings to men! From whose point of view - to choose, you can do so that both speak. And the palace. Someone who is strange, but familiar with such situations.
A little more - and you can merge all these stories together and publish a separate book

Roman: dogs... boys... where to mess up the apache cheaply?! to
Dmitry ®: [offtopic] Are you about a helicopter or a server?[ / Offtopic ]
A novel about an Indian

I sit in the car, the window is open. Goes a guy, I hear how he exercises in the pronunciation of the letter "r", kartvit:
by r r r r. The King. The King. r r r r r r. and rebus. and rebus.
It goes so clean:
The pirates!

Age is when you sit down and tell everyone what to do.
I thought it was an MBA diploma.
Zzz: No, MBA is when you are still listening.

In defense of the Czech Republic, I will say that the country is very pleasant, the people are soulful.
They were there this summer. My family accidentally went to some beautiful place, like a park, and walked there for several hours. It turned out that it was a psychiatric hospital.

The protest!
The length of the sweat was always mini - above the knee, midi - below the knee, maxi - to the floor. All of! "Classic" is not a designation of length, but the name of the style of a straight shirt with a slide. Google is wrong.

# Oatmeal

Once upon a time, in the mid-1990s, I got into the food block of a Moscow hospital. And here I saw what I still sometimes dream in nightmares. Imagine: a huge boiler not less than a meter in diameter and the same depth, and there the oatmeal is boiled on the water. A boiling gray mass, bubbling with huge bubbles and as if ready to break out of the boiler and capture this world. And only the fat cook, mixing this with a huge pumpkin, did not allow the end of the world to happen.
P.S Eat is delicious.

XHH: Our office sponsors an event. In fact, 500 people go somewhere to the river to boil. for a week.
Now the piers returned and told me that there was one camp where there was a refrigerator with vodka!
That is, in a 19 litre bottle poured vodka, the refrigerator connected to the battery. The people always had cold vodka. It’s hot, but who needs it?
Genius, their mother

My parents have many friends, scattered by the unpredictable fate of the Soviet scientist around the world. Accordingly, we see them rarely and often on important occasions such as weddings, births, funerals.

Recently, a friend of my mom calls, whose communication is reduced to exchanging photos on viber and meetings once every two years, and suddenly asks me to the phone.

How is life young? Cuddling is fun.

“Well, okay,” I replied, “do you have anything new there?

- You imagine, our Max finally decided to get married, - being in a natural euphoria, says Mom's friend, - you are... now how, free?

- Well, for such an occasion, - having infected her with the joy of her son, - set a date, and we will fly!

We talked a little more with her, choked over the memories of our childhood with this Max (in fact, when I last saw him).

Carelessly returning the phone to my mom, I went to business, having a good mood for the whole day. Now there was a lot of fun troubles - buying a gift for the wedding of a friend of childhood, asking for holidays at work, travel itself...

Are you in your mind? My mother asked me a question.

What happened?

How did this come to your mind? ! to

So what? ! to

By phone agree to marry Max, whom you have not seen for ten years!

It turns out, my mom’s friend was asking me if I was free now, a little different meaning.

Anonymous Grammar-Nazi: Yes, I’m going to address a pregnant woman, and I don’t care what class she is in.

outsider: well what you are all: "showermeister", "showermeier"...We have a guy at the corner working on such complicated pieces that he is no less than a showermeister!

– In this country... – repeated Eliseev, evil smiling. And I even like what citizens of present-day Russia have been talking about their country lately – this country. Finally, it came to them, to everyone and everyone, that Russia is not their country. Nothing belongs to them here. No gas, no oil, no forest... Nothing! Even their homes do not belong to them. They borrow for the utility – and throw them to the hell dogs on the street. Even their children do not belong to them. It will be pleasant for the youth justice to take the children to the children’s homes-internates, they will find an excuse and take away... Even their lives do not belong to them! The population of this country can be pressured by cars of drunk officials, beaten to death in police offices, poisoned with substitute alcohol or stunned foods. No one will ever be punished.