> I have tried a lot in my life, for example. I managed to travel. He created a family. engaged in sports. I fell in love, quarreled, quarreled and accepted. And now I sit: as well as financially and financially assured as much as I need. Why I wake up in the morning, I don’t know. And, most importantly, it seems to be still young enough to the current standards, and I don’t want anything anymore. Absolutely nothing (except to eat and sleep, but it’s no longer me, it’s my body). I don’t even want to have fun. Why then live?

To treat clinical depression, and even apathobolic syndrome. Or suddenly, and you find yourself a sad schizophrenic sitting in the middle of the kitchen, no work for a long time, the food is over, bite the curtains is boring. Deficient symptoms are so deficient, as if everything is normal, except for the meaning of life, and then it turned out that it was just the first bell.

One day I thanked my dad for being born, and he replied, "I just wanted to fuck..."

There was a lecture on mathanalysis. The teacher diligently proved the next smart theorem, the students recorded it, and the two girls at the last party discussed how they spent yesterday night. The teacher reached the end of the proof, put a fat point and, turning to the students, said loudly:

What I needed to prove!

When the teacher turns, everyone in the audience is silent, so was it this time. In the sudden silence, a voice full of sincere surprise is heard of one of the girls, who was so engaged in the conversation that she did not have time to react:

It cannot be!

The teacher, after these words, stunned, once again looked closely at his recordings and said with a confident voice:

You can see for yourself, it’s all right.

The girl's response drowned in a friendly whistle, so history did not save him.

The fight against corruption is like sports fishing. I caught – let go.

xxx: We had a long-haul driver in the army
xxx: A gazelle was attached to him on which he carried food every day from the warehouse to the dining room (this is 50 meters wherever).

"...I come – hungry, of course. Husband Oret:"I want to eat!" An adult uncle - did not know that for the purple you need to cook at least the potatoes first!!and "

of pure interest. Did you know each other before the wedding?

When I was a kid, I didn’t like soup. Lunch turned into torture and stretched for several hours. In order to spend time, I carefully studied the surrounding objects.



One day I read the inscription on a pack of salt. At that moment there was a movie on television about D'Artagnan and the Three Musketeers, and it seemed logical to me that the name of the salt was very French - POLESSE. There was even an elderly count who owned salt mines instead of vineyards. The grandchildren of the Count were presented, talking in the estate of Polesie behind a bowl of Burgundy about the prices of salt. Every time I looked at the package, I imagined the emblem of the French Count and my proud surname.



The reality stumbled completely unnoticed, I was sent for salt. I stretched out the money and proudly announced what I wanted, say, not any widebody, I will take a French delicatesse. The seller pulled out the package and repaired:

and polish. It is in Belarus.

It was the first import replacement in my life.

A multi-apartment house Nearby lives a neighbor, two years ago, began to drive a girl of a pleasant exterior. At night, when they were there, she cried like an idiot. Is it trying, or is it really. He walked over them, screaming across the balcony to make her quiet. The guitar was included to maintain the rhythm. I generally tricked.

And then the bat, and the night orgies stopped. I think they left something or went somewhere.

Annie doesn’t, I look out with the keys and a ring on her finger.

It’s time for the theatre to close.

In the years of working in a small cozy ministry, I sometimes went on business trips, where, including checking the conduct of personal affairs of citizens.

I came across a strange name, “Laser.” I had never heard such a name and asked local employees about his origin.

“She is probably from the village of Alexandrovka,” they told me. There is a woman who works, who registers children, she confuses, there are all kinds of strange names, someone changes after 18 years, someone gets used to and leaves. This was what my parents wanted to call Larissa.

It is, of course, great that people with dyslexia (and I think this is precisely dyslexia) successfully find a job, but the place of work is very inappropriate.

When I was a child, I had a very loud voice...which was a sin to hide, almost a girl. On the phone, I was often confused with my mother, and if everyone began to distinguish the voices over time, then one of my mom's colleagues, also a teacher (TP), did not give up.

Examples of Dialogue:



I say hello!

Lena, hello to you!

It is not Lena.

TP: And who is it?



or



I : Yes

TT: Lena, there are plans before the end of the week.

I: stand, I will call you now

TP: Who is Who?

I: my mom

Q: Whom of whom?



She made me angry, even more upset, and she called frequently. I decided to change my voice. When he was alone at home, he rehearsed, tried to break, grumble or sing, imitating Vysotsky.

And here somehow the phone rings, I rehearsed, as low as possible, with the voice I say, "Allo! "

Pause a few seconds, then: Len, are you sick? Will you go to work tomorrow?



I haven’t digested it yet.)

In a well-nourished person, the center of gravity shifts. As a result, it is relentlessly cloned into a horizontal position.

I will tell you about my experience of restoring the Porsche 911 (997), 12 years old, I got a car by chance, through a friend, an American, having worked under a contract in Europe for 5 years, returned home, and sold the car for funny money, at a price quite comparable to the new Lada. At the same time, the car has a real range of 70 thousand kilometers, confirmed by the dealer, the car is not beaten, although inside and the salon is quite crushed, he drove from home to the office and around the city, and this is frequent landings and landings... To import this car back to the states he did not want... Here and gave for the first proposed amount...

Having arranged the suspension and, in any case, having installed the eternal IMS, it was an intermediate shaft bearing (of what it is, as I will tell you another time), reworked the rear buffer from America to Europe (simply removing 2 rubber buffers and gluing large holes after them), put a wide number, and - took on the interior.

First, I bought a Pioneer magnet with navigation, touchscreen, good sound... Then, I thought about the skin in the cabin... I came to good acquaintances, engaged in stretching, almost with the mood to give them the keys right away...

Talking to them surprised me.
Do you make the car for yourself or for sale?
for myself
-there is such a matter...the skin, if natural, what is available, the price of the question with the work: chairs, doors, wheel, console 1800 euros, it is very beautiful, soft, smells delicious, the salon will be like new, noble, but all this is very short, skin is thin, in a couple of months will go bubbles, stretch, shorter, I do not recommend.
Or you can order expensive branded leather, but it is very expensive, a salon somewhere in 3 thousand euros will stand...
There is also a German vinyl, the quality is old, no wear, the price is half of natural leather, but after the natural quality German leather that already stands in the car, the look will be a little poor and not "Porschew"...
Try, restore the salon, yes, now the skin is all lost, wrinkles, folds, white spots on the background of the black skin of the chairs are just terrible, the pillows are sold, and it seems that everything is gone, but there is no hole on it, no scratch, and the rear seat in general, unused, just refresh it... In short, there is one way... it will not work, come, change the skin is never too late... And they told me a complete instruction, what and how to do...

I did everything as I was advised: on a warm and sunny summer day, I take a sponge, clothes, and half a liter of olive oil, carefully impregnate both front seats and also leather safety pillows in the door, almost all the bottle of oil (!), the excess oil carefully removed with a cloth, after which, I close the car and leave it for three days in the sunshine on the parking lot (in fact, a whole week has passed, left to rest)

When I arrive, I open the car...my god! The skin was beautifully swollen, it became swollen, soft, all the former weaknesses and wrinkles magically disappeared, the chairs became like new, although the appearance and damaged some white strips on the sides, but with this I will cope easily...

I take a black cream-painted Salamanca (in any case not Kiwi, I was warned by the masters), evenly paint the surface of the chairs with a sponge, leave for a couple of hours, then a special cleanser for the skin (there is on all tanks, the price of type 3 euros) - I treat the surface of the chairs, let it dry, take a white towel and polish the chairs pleasantly glittered, but the towel left a barely noticeable gray plaque, then again I repeat the procedure of cleaning the chairs with a white "cream - cleanser and conditioner for the skin", and again with a thinning white towel - it remains white! This means that all the paint has absorbed into the skin, the clothes will not be worn, any traces of wear completely disappeared, no wrinkles, folds... The chairs look... say, not so that the car just came out of the car with 0 km distance, but about as after 1 year of operation, not older, all clean, gentle, into the car became pleasant...

It remains only to say thank you to the guys from the company for the stretching of salons for honesty and useful advice, because in their interest it would be not to miss the client and load me a full stretch of the salon around the circle, for very good money. However, thanks to the excellent reputation, they have orders for almost six months in advance... Even advertising has stopped...

A robot vacuum cleaner slips behind me. I am old, right?

Is the engineering approach better? Without GMOs, we will die of starvation in 20-30 years.

As far as I understand, the seeds are still exposed to radiation or chemicals. This does not change the fact that mutants appear only in the next generation, but filters out the most vicious problems.
The trick is that mutants are not considered GMOs.
One thing is that you are wrong – they are still sorted to identify and fix mutations.
But the other is right - control of side mutations is almost impossible, and their risk is almost 100%.
And such mutants are now the main mass of seeds and seedlings. Now hardly find ' verified by centuries' varieties.

With genetic engineering, everything is much safer, and the method of implementing the gene is generally borrowed from nature. There are risks, but they can be controlled, as all results are scientifically predictable.
Yes, it all rests on the goodwill of scientists. But it is so everywhere.
But how can this be explained to a person who is watching television, or to a whole horde of people who have studied genetics from Marvel Comics?

How is your relationship with the Scientific Director?
Well, at least the article is drawn.
(Mama is changing her face)
Not in a legal sense.

“I don’t drink, but every Monday I’m forced to sit at work in a pair of other people’s cups.
It sounds like the name of an old Russian romance – “In the pairs of a stranger...”

This was the time before, not what it is now.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY As I remember now, every species in a cave. All natural, no chemistry and not to mention, the air is the cleanest, excellent ecology! There is no bureaucracy, no bureaucracy. And meat without hormones - mammoths were dropped and the whole tribe food for a month. And the stone seals? Now they don’t do that at all! The grandmothers were common. I want back!

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I stopped arguing with my wife about the names of our children, after she said, "Listen, they will have your paternity and surname, let me choose a name, but I still give birth to them!"
YYY: Well the norm, ch. The name of his children will be chosen by the wife, and the paternity and surname will be chosen by the mother.

The deputies evacuated the car from the tractor - which he is very dissatisfied with...
The deputies complained about the opacity of the evacuation system. “The situation is very simple: a law was adopted – especially since I was the developer of this law – but this law has such shadow structures to demand money from people,” Sergey Titkov said.

Look at the statistics of armed attacks and you will understand that those very antisocial personalities have already obtained a trunk and far from one, but law-obedient citizens walk with bare hands. But the problem is not in the difficulty of getting a trunk, but in our self-defense law, according to which you can be jailed for excess, even if you have three freezes with machine guns against you, and you have a plastic fork in your hands. Therefore, a peaceful man will not buy weapons, because there are no fools to sit. And the bandits have it.