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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6943
 18.06.2008
xxx (21:36:45 16/06/2008)
Approved today: 1
Where it goes...

yyy(21:36:55 16/06/2008)
8) is
In the Abyss

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6942
 18.06.2008
Why, if a man thinks he is a Martian or a cake Napoleon, then he is treated in a psychiatric clinic;
And if a man thinks he is a woman, then his rights are being defended?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6941
 18.06.2008
There are two holidays in Siberia: New Year and Summer! Both last the same way!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6940
 18.06.2008
Signs



In my first year of emigration, I went to improve my English.

British Society of New York. It is free (very important)

Then then!) Classes were held once a week in a luxurious mansion on Fifth Avenue.

In front of Central Park. Two volunteer teachers spoke with

Students one by one per hour. The hardest thing was to find each other.

An interesting topic to continue from week to week. In my conversations

with Barry Greenfeld, a very old and very rich man,

The topic was the stock exchange. Sometimes he pushed me into trading stocks.

Sometimes I just ticked into a company, and he usually talks about this.

the company knew and gave a detailed analysis of the chances of its shares to increase or

of decline. I could not use his advice because of the full

There was no money, but it was interesting. At least I learned a lot.

Terms I used later.



I had no doubt that Barry was playing now, but he never told me.

their successes or failures. Eventually, I got overwhelmed and

He continued to use his encyclopedic knowledge.

increase their own well-being, in the sense of making money on the stock market.



“More and less,” Barry replied.

Why is?

Over the years, I’ve gotten worse at guessing the signs.

What are signs?

How to explain it? My partner thought, there is.

A basic theorem, which can be summarized as follows:

“The stock market cannot be held for a long time.” This means that the scientific

The approach to the stock market is useless and you need to look for someone else. Sometimes

The world around me gives me clues that I call “signs.”

Seeing and understanding signs is difficult, but possible. This happened for the first time at

Many years ago, by chance.



Barry thought again and continued:

After graduating from college, I settled in a quiet and very well-off place.

Newark in the state of New Jersey. Worked in New York as a lawyer.

The office. I went to work on a suburban train from the station on Broad Street.

One cold autumn morning I stood on the platform, and a few

The railway drivers talked loudly about something, and the matter showed

Stationary tower clock (can be viewed at

http://world.lib.ru/b/b_a/pictureweekly.shtml) I listened to.

The clock has been acting strangely. Every day they

A little rushing or a little lagging. The clock says that

It was fine, and yet today the clock managed to retreat.

half an hour.



The same day, something more important happened: the stock market collapsed.

The Great Depression began. In American History 28 October 1929

It was like a black Monday.



On the way home I saw and understood the most important sign in my life: I remembered.

The clock and somehow linked the delay of the clock with the stock market crash.

Observing over the course of a month, I was convinced that if the clock is in a rush in the morning, the shares in the

This day goes up. If they fall, the shares go down. Where I could

He borrowed money and started playing in the stock market. A year later I resigned.

I bought an apartment with a view on the clock and binoculars. In five years I

He became a very rich man. He married a beautiful girl and raised her.

My children traveled a lot with their family. In 1943 I joined the army.

He spent three years in Europe and returned in 1946. Checked the clock. They went

Certainly, but I wasn’t upset because I didn’t need money.

have tried.



Were there other signs?

Yes, but it was more modest. At the beginning of September 1985

I dreamed of my dead mother. She said, "My son, with his chic

You have forgotten all the Jewish holidays. Roš Ha-Shana, the Jewish New

Do not forget to buy apples and honey. I woke up upset, I remembered.

As my mom poured a little honey into a plate and we made the apples there. Buyed

Both the other. He also bought shares of Apple and Honeywell.

10 to 1. Two years later, in September 1987, my mother dreamed of me again. She

She said, “Son, soon is Yom Kippur, the day of redemption. This day is wise.

People give up their vows: I sold the shares, and in a week the market

He collapsed again. I earned 1400% at Apple, and I earned 1400% at Honeywell.

I lost a little, but without it it doesn’t happen.



What was the last sign, if not a secret?

The last sign is you. Actions that you offer to me

In our classes for analysis, I earn an average of 4% per week.



by Abrp722

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6939
 18.06.2008
Roma Abramovich is in space. of 500 lemons.

Is it so expensive?

by Dick Ept. On the yacht.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6938
 18.06.2008
1: What are you doing?
2: I paint a hernia in photoshop, the boss asked
PhotoShop is hacked? We can’t have a license, right? And a check? and :)
2: As long as the check comes to me, I will already sit on a chair and drink tea with winchester for a snack.

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6937
 18.06.2008
XX: Our secretary has been trying to send letters of happiness, justified by the fact that she is very superstitious...
Today my patience broke out and in response to what other shit she got this:
If you don’t make 10 people pass in 3 hours, you’ll be unlucky for a long time.
She stopped talking to me.
I am fucking, right?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6936
 18.06.2008
Boo
What are you doing?

Alone is
Nothing, I watch TV.

Boo
What there?

Alone is
The True Story of the Red Hat

Boo
A porn story?

Alone is
Not exactly, but there is a German woodcut here.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6935
 17.06.2008
Will we win the Swedes?
They have Ibrahimovic.
We have Arshavin!
They are more experienced and stronger!! to
We are younger and faster.! to
Well... I don’t know... they have a captain – gay!! to
We have the Paddlers!! to

Please note the fighting.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6934
 17.06.2008
Interesting, but this function works.
XHH: Contact removed itself
YYY: O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6933
 17.06.2008
Ender (23:00:22 1/06/2008)
Do you need a turtle?
Ender (23:00:36 1/06/2008)
It is so, it is so, it is so, it is so, it is so, it is so, it is so, it is so.
Ender (23:00:48 1/06/2008)
You don’t understand sleeping or dying.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6932
 17.06.2008
Swanky =
The ballet was played in 2 acts and with a 15-minute break.)

Leon is
Oh you watched?

Swanky =
Yes... 1:0

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6931
 17.06.2008
Nell:...you understand, before there were so many different fun activities: hiding, fighting, playing in the store, and now...

Tanya: And now it's fun just one thing.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6930
 17.06.2008
Talk about the male sexual organs:

He is so big and thick...
2 and hair.
And then it also spit!!! to
2nd AAAA! This is Siddhartha!! OO

An interesting turn.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6929
 17.06.2008
The presence of two girls in different hair colors - incredibly raises the desire to keep the apartment clean :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6928
 17.06.2008
by Rainman:
Which button can kill all of your plans?

Youppy :
What is next"

by Rainman:
I meant a nuclear suitcase, but your option is somewhat more vital.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6927
 17.06.2008
Zk is fucking. Modem turned on his head :-(
What about you with a modem on your head?:D

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6926
 17.06.2008
[Ichat] "kpm" changes his name to "Kyril"
[Ichat] "Kyril" changes his name to "Kyril"
[Ichat] "Kmmrill" changes its name to "DAH!"
[Ichat] "BETHING!" changes his name to "Kyril"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6925
 17.06.2008
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For people to cut off such weekends, you need to gradually get out of them... and not once a bat and Monday

whey (22:52:06 15/06/2008)
that is. There should be some resurrection)) or later... no, better a resurrection)))
I propose to exclude Monday from life, to call the first day after Sunday a Sunday and it will be intended for adaptation procedures.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №6924
 17.06.2008
Why are we silent?

ZEN: Would you like to try to translate this phrase from female?:D

Tag: take risks

Zen: “I want to talk to you, but I don’t know what to say, so come up with it yourself, you’re a man.”

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