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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5933
 27.05.2008
No crying, no crying.
Everything will go like ISA, TETPIS, SIMM.
It is easily captured,
I am no longer young.

You will not fight so hard,
Sepdce, bpoised in the intpnet.
ICQ and blogs, web pages -
This is not you, Fidel Castro.

I just became Skype in desires.
My network, or have you stumbled on me?
As if we were a spring breeze.
ZMH was decomposed by stpane.

Connect with NETY now.
Always a high CPS.
Myp yвяз in the All-Ever Pythine,
Forgot about Fido and BBS.

No crying, no crying.
Everything will go like ISA, TETPIS, SIMM.
As long as I am covered,
Before that, I was very young.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5932
 27.05.2008
Women love instructions. Most of the teachings women love.

The Horn.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5931
 27.05.2008
The beach season is approaching and here is the lesson of history.

Last year, I stayed at a guest house with an old comrade in the country near Peter.

In early August it was so hot that the waters of the Gulf of Finland

warm and became quite suitable for bathing (especially in drunk form).



We took a beer with a friend and went to the beach in Zelenogorsk. The weather is wonderful, yes.

A real exhibition of burning female charms. Nearby from us

two floors, in narrow bikinis, long legs and very

and attractive.

A man comes in on a bicycle. under the age of forty, in

wear shorts and shirt, glasses, with a belly and pale like the shadow of a father

and Hamlet. He asks us to take care of the equipment and climbs into the bay, swimming.

Plysting, he returned and turned to the fifty jokes: "The vodka is like this,

Why not swim? Do you not know swimming? Do you want me to learn?” Fifi is disgusting.

How are you laughing? (what are you laughing? It is completely ignored.

The man, not offended at all, goes to sunbath.

Here appears a companion of some masters and the fifths start immediately.

Showing an activity. They catch badminton and jump, show

His face, and not only. The masters themselves immediately lead to the trap, and

They will soon go for ice cream and champagne.

The major did not rush back, as the 430th Lexus goes straight to the beach.

from which a man in a costume hopes out and goes to our

A neighbor with a bicycle.

by Victor Alexandrovich. Almost crying out a costume,

You will bring me to a heart attack! cannot be so! All the guards fell off their feet.

"Loch ocular" with annoyance masks his hand and straight all in the sand climbs into the

The car. The costume loads the bicycle into the trunk and the Lexus leaves.

When I recall what expression froze on the smelly faces of "hunting",

I still can’t stand up to the evil laughter.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5930
 27.05.2008
Eurovision 2008 wins violin Stradivari and Olympic champion

by Pluchenko. There was some balance in the chants.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №5929
 27.05.2008
"Win the UEFA Cup and World Hockey Championship – Eurovision as a Gift!"

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5928
 27.05.2008
<Sanya>: I have a new miracle soul!
<Julia>: And I have a miracle, fucking! Water is turned off...

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5927
 27.05.2008
Ferus
Someone washed my cup again.

Ferus
It should be written "Coffee of Odminskaya! Do not wash!"

KSIU
Do not touch! Do not look inside. Microorganisms are not scary.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5926
 27.05.2008
Fuck, I learned to turn off the alarm on my phone without waking up. found a way out. He hanged him on a luster. I have two questions tomorrow morning:
1 – Where is it?? to
What kind of shit does he do there?!!? to
and a.

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №5925
 27.05.2008
Dima (22:41:14 26/05/2008)
I don’t like their main page.
Probably bad hosting.

Black (22:42:11 26/05/2008)
I don’t like your backpack, you’re probably a bad person.

[ + -6 - ] Comment quote №5924
 27.05.2008
Today, the dream of an idiot was fulfilled. She received a fee and bought the Evil Plankton. I am now lying with him in bed. Together we will build peace!

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №5923
 27.05.2008
<Buffy> Md. I never understood or understood suicide.
<Baffy> Life is too expensive for us.
<CHiKO> Don’t let yourself...

[ + 5 - ] Comment quote №5922
 27.05.2008
G@ng$ter
Request for Authorization
Dmi
You are Who?
G@ng$ter
Chel
Dmi
What did he want?
G@ng$ter
Those in authorization.
Dmi
I wanted to ask
G@ng$ter
So they talk.
Dmi
On the subject?
G@ng$ter
The music
Dmi
Listen to
G@ng$ter
Not so immediately.
Dmi
Take it gradually.
Dmi
by Sui
Dmi
Sha
Dmi
Yuuuuuuu

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №5921
 27.05.2008
(15:35:40) Rigiditas: shit...hopped the song of Ludmila Gurchenko...
(15:35:49) Rigiditas: is called "our youth team"
(15:35:59) Rigiditas: Everything would be nothing if it were not one but...
(15:36:12) Rigiditas: I downloaded it from my website, which I found in Google...

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №5920
 27.05.2008
I read it in the newspaper, at first it was funny, and then it became somewhat sad and rough.
“He who does not risk does not lie in the grave of a red tree.”

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5919
 27.05.2008
I sit a little shorter, and suddenly the ball is flying through the window (and I have a 15th floor), and horizontally so... fucking a pedestrian... The most important thing is not immediately understood so. My brother is playing out the window.

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №5918
 27.05.2008
(A week before the Diploma Defense)
She (22:58:09 26/05/2008)
:.( by
UN (22:58:20 26/05/2008)
You are what?

She (22:58:30 26/05/2008)
by Fuck

UN (22:59:00 26/05/2008)
So what?

UN (22:59:02 26/05/2008)
not rev.

She (22:59:36 26/05/2008)
Instead of fucking, it would be better to do it.

[ + -7 - ] Comment quote №5917
 27.05.2008
RN to NA
I bought a cell phone cord on my neck yesterday, it was made as it turned out to be latex.

RN to NA
There was a choice between a transparent rope or a rope also made of latex, but also with straws.

wild0ne
Did you get through that window? :D

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №5916
 27.05.2008
<Akar> Well I’m not the fault of being a poor student %(
<Lenočka> where are you studying?
<Akar> Technical University of Tallinn
<Lenovo> you are from which city?
<Akar> now.. %))) you won’t believe it
<Peter> and Peter?)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5915
 27.05.2008
Mash
Where did you disappear?
The Devil
Not only that I cleaned the potatoes... so I also roasted it and roasted it... son we go to dinner...
I also got puzzles, do you know why?? to
Mom is silent in the kitchen, included: a cup of tea, a stove, 3 comforts, an extraction with light, a lamp, a music center, a microwave, a stove. The eyewitness in the room, included: the box, the house, the cinema, the notepad, the lamp of 5 bulbs....so when the light went out and I went to set it up, they met near my room and came to the conclusion that the light went out because of the fact that I play loud music, the monitor and the nightclub are on!!! to

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №5914
 27.05.2008
My boyfriend is coming to me today. I start clinging to him, he says to me: “Distance, I don’t want sex.” have argued. He clothes up and leaves. After 5 minutes, the door will knock, I open, he will start to dress me from the threshold: “When we argue, it’s so exciting.”

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