Here’s all the fucking kind of Dr. My parents you remember, and that I love Sims you forgot!!!! to
1-through a week to take a diploma for examination - full pct, I am broken straight to the department, they are not ready ((
2 similar situation. = = (
3 similar situation. We are united! = = )
What is one such idiot who graduated a month before defense?
My favorite music:
Ranetki, Sergey Lazarev, Dima Bilan, Maksim, Nastya Zadorožna, Stas Pieha
About myself :
Funny, sociable, cute, literate,... energetic, I know music well...
DJ on Russian radio:
I have not seen Eurovision. But they say that there was all the matter in the legs, in the legs of a plushchenko. Our Hungarian violinist was in charge. But the mouth was working.)
Fuck...I have a girl so unusual... generally worried very much about me... so here, a day ago, she said about the following: "As long as I don’t give up the session, I won’t give it!You can’t imagine how much you can learn in 3 days!!!! to
My young man is not friends with the computer at all. And now recently I go into the room, and he is walking on the inuit. I get closer, look at the screen and see this picture. There are 3 pages open. The first page is Rambler, and the search line is "Yandex"))). The second page - Yandex, and there in the search line is written "your tube"))) The third is opened actually youtube, ur-it's a win))))
When they show Medvedev in the chair, for some reason there is a feeling that his legs hang from the chair without reaching the floor... And when he says something serious, he talks with them over and over...
On the subject of "the fall of morals".
I went to the metro today from work. 21:00 on Saturday. I am so naked.
work :() In the car a few people, sitting in front of me an intelligent
My uncle, a 65-year-old professor, is reading the newspaper. In this
at the moment in the car enter 2 punk, wrapped in the hole, splashing on the backpacks,
They turn to the unopened door and look. I sit straight.
at the extreme place next to them, from the edge to the seat. After some time
The boys get bored and one suggests: let’s read the book.
Memory, and who does not remember the vodka puts today (what next??). The second,
Please give it. What will we read? My Uncle the Most Honest
Rules... the second next batch. The first next. No once
You have fallen!! Coupettes 8 passed, I go out, the professor looks at them.
Surprised and says: Pushkin is specifically burning!!! I was in Ah.
Zorgul: Something advertising on the pool "Do you want to win licensed software?" increasingly reminds me of anything of the type "Do you want to betray the homeland?"...
and Zephyr:
Ppc, I have 8 hours left to finish the course, and I sit and paint a man-tree.
and panic:
A self-portrait of what?
that is. Your ability to explain is strictly limited to my ability to understand, and at the intersection of two sets there is such a basic element as babybe.
The brother burned...
I sit behind the compound, he moves somewhere.
I ask: Where did you go?
He goes to Narnia and enters the closet.
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The current for a moment distracted from the diploma to look at VKontakte, and here Bach is already half eleven and I play a stalker!!! to
Well, which fox hanged in the working machine instead of a refresher "ealock", a flavored ganglion?! to
I am abandoned by my bride because of my work, because I am gone, and I disappear all day at work.
Mary I love you!Bring me to the top please, sorry.
The Senate.
Just in the office, I go to the toilet, near the pissuar, the chief of the OMTS stands, answers on the mobile phone with a serious voice:
Sergey Petrovich is. I’m here... Okay... I’ll go now.
I asked him: Have you moved? and :)
XXX: He seemed strange when he put both the rings on my finger.
Talent is a gift to one for all, and when it is only for oneself, it is a gift.
Just a trick.
The personal case
In the distant times, when restructuring was already in the air, but not yet.
I frequently traveled to Donetsk for patent matters.
Sometimes I was settled in the hotel of the Donetsk Scientific Center. After the loud
The name “hotel” hid one floor of a nine-storey dormitory for
Graduate students and research staff – dark concrete box with rooms
along long naked corridors painted with dirty dirty white paint and
The smell of chlorine.
Nevertheless, I liked living there. The building was in several
districts from the city centre and on the edge of the city park. Several times to me
Luckily, she went out to the park. From my balcony.
The green is visible, the pond, which the locals called the bet, the wheel of observation.
On the back of this cute decoration, old terricons were seen. People in
The guesthouses were mostly polite and sober. Even the warriors who are
Cerberos in such places, here were distinctly welcoming and
Relatively soft temper.
That time I got to Donetsk in the late autumn, when there are no greens anymore.
naked branches somewhere dirty clothes hang the broken leaves, and over
The city is steadily hanging smelly smog, coating with sticky moisture. The book I
I took boring with me, the movies in the cinemas went all the old, to the opera I was
then indifferent and even my favorite entertainment on business trips –
Walking through the streets and looking at the city was completely inaccessible.
On the third day I saw an advertisement on the door of the elevator. Administration of
He invited all residents to the Red Corner for personal examination.
S. N. S. Cologne B. A. Doing so much was not something that I
I decided to go without expecting anything interesting. and drunk.
A man, well, a man with whom it does not happen.
As strange as it is, this event was not only interested in me. K is
At first, a small room was filled with thirty people, some even didn’t.
Enough of chairs. What a witch, I thought, it was not.
A dissident? In the meantime, an uncolored blonde came out on the tribune.
Clothes that always open the meeting.
“Today we came here,” he said, “to resolve the issue of
Further residence of the senior scientific employee of Kolodyazhny Boris
Andreevich in the Academic Hostel. If he were a miner, it would be a conversation.
The other. But if the senior scientist, the candidate of science insults
Companions in the performance of their duties, you need to address
The attention. We invite representatives of the Donetsk Scientific Center.
and scientific community. Now I give the word to the commander.
by Vasily Gavrilovich.
On the stage rose an elderly dry-haired man with a tough, as if cut off
From granite to face. It was clearly written on this face that he
The owner is a lieutenant colonel or even a retired colonel.
He served the whole great homeland in Smershe. He began his speech with
A general assessment of the situation in the theatre of war.
— You can say, — said the commander, — that the rules of residence are violated.
All residents on top. They come after 11 p.m. and drink alcohol.
drinking, playing cards, bringing animals, installing heating systems
devices, use electric boilers and boilers. I walked yesterday.
From the back of the building I was entrusted, water was poured out on me from the ninth floor.
The tea. A woman was poured out, and no women were written there. especially
People who occupy individual rooms. A witch, a woman too.
brought...
He took a pause and moved to the main item on the agenda:
Last Tuesday, at 8:15 p.m., the watchman called me. speaks
The magician from 311 came with a strange woman. I said,
I asked for a passport, and he looked at me so much that I was afraid that he would strike.
Stupid, I say to her and immediately jumped, I live in the neighboring house. He rose up,
They knock – they do not respond. I opened my key, no.
It opens. The castle was changed. Then I say, Open up, O Wicked,
I will call the police. He sent me motherly. Here it goes:
He brought a strange man, and we have people with permissions.
This is once. Changed the castle, restricted the commander's access. It is two. sent by
Me in execution. These are three. I submitted a report to the Scientific Center.
The expulsion. I have everything.
Who wants to speak? Asked the inconspicuous.
- Let's listen to the magician himself, he suggested some very
A quiet person from the room.
I expected a strong blonde with grey eyes to appear now.
Burning brunette with luxurious beards and proud posture. Hard on stage.
A young man with a barrel and a stick. He literally
He was wearing his legs in impeccable orthopedic shoes.
Imagine a person who was partially paralyzed as a child.
You will understand what we are talking about.
“Look at me,” he began with a deaf voice. I am 42 years old, I
The Disabled. Do you think it’s easy to meet a woman?
It went through the hall.
But I met! The speaker was pleased and
I thought it was easy for me to convince a woman to come into this place.
The barracks?
No is! Strongly confirmed the room.
But she agreed! I thought it was easy to buy chocolate candy.
A bottle of champagne after 6 p.m.
No is! He walked out of the room as one man.
But I bought them at a restaurant, gave them thirty-five rubles! This is when we
We drank champagne and it started what it was all about.
The commander began to knock at the door.
Inflammatory cheeks s. n. s. Koloyazhnyh broke down, shoulders broke up,
His voice sounded like a bell, the cradle in his strong hand seemed to be
The sword of a rich man.
“Yes, I sent the commander to the shit, and I would send him again! Is it
Would anyone in this room have done differently in my place?
No is! He blasted the room so that the glass was shaken and began to blink.
The lamps.
When the emotions fell down, and not without the effort of the colorless came silence,
The same quiet man stood up:
- Boris Andreevich, - he turned to the hero, - I would not have been in your place
To argue with Matt, it is an unworthy educated person and not good at all.
I would open the door and give Vasily Gavrilovich something, for example.
A bottle of champagne on the head. Then I would regret it.
The audience was a little confused, then fluid applause was spread. all
They got up and went out. The men approached the magician and complained to him.
The hands, the women deliberately embarrassed bumped into the unridden cheeks. I asked the
A beautiful girl who happened to be with me:
Who is this quiet man?
She looked at me astonished:
Do you not know? Academic Suvorov, a mathematician I am his graduate student.
An unusual man. I said the first thing that came to my mind, but quickly.
He thought and continued, - Maybe you can tell me more about him, and I
Should I write a sketch in my newspaper?
She thought and suddenly suggested:
“Come to me, I have tea, Krasnodar. You will drink, and
I will tell.
As usual, he pulled me for the tongue.
What about champagne and candy?
- Don't worry, until champagne and candy business today, I hope not
I heard the answer and realized that the conversation would be long.
But this is a completely different story.
by Abrp722
http://world.lib.ru/b/b_a/
The main problem for the Russian football team is that
The winner of the European Championship is not determined by SMS vote.