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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5973
 28.05.2008
How to bring people back to church?
Make a wholesome Wi-Fi!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5972
 28.05.2008
Prehistory: I go to the kitchen, drink a juice.There Dad is watching News.
Somali pirates seized a Dutch ship with Russians and Filipinos on board, sailing under the Panama flag from Kenya to Romania and carrying German oil tanks.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5971
 28.05.2008
1: o-o-o... I’m already starting to crack about who my girlfriend is)))
2 with meaning?? to
1: Yes, I have filled my world that I have a girlfriend.
You can’t guess it 😉
2: Is it there?
1: Yes at all...
2: I wonder who?
1: not really a friend... she met on the daylight...
1: O_o... Yes? And who is?
2 by Katya.
1: O_o... by Katya??? I am in shock.
1: Does she even know?? to
2: Not exactly.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5970
 28.05.2008
Mountains
I understand why women attract men.
Because children are happiness.)
Lenchik
Why do men attract women?

Lenchik
Every child needs a mother.

Lenchik
Where is my mother’s food?

Mountains
in the seats!!! to

Lenchik
Right in the titles. The more breasts, the more...

Lenchik
The more food!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5969
 28.05.2008
Question from the insurance company manager:
Where do you want to go for repair?
He thoughtfully replied:
Fo of France.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5968
 28.05.2008
The Devil of Lena:
Hello, my neighbor’s cp has flooded.
The Devil of Lena:
I had a fire happiness was, the shorter sitting in the toilet hangs paper rolls a lighter, I was curious for a long time will light up or not, she like I blasted her hands out of the toilet, she on the carpet, the carpet also quickly burned, I while running behind the pillow there is a fireplace, I extinguish with a pillow, the cushion also a canyon, the shortest time I got out of the bath shower to water, the waters flooded the neighbors
by Freddy :
I ballad with you.
The Devil of Lena:
shit caroche waster pipet and the internet cable I have also broken and bound with a bandage, it also poured water so I cleaned the water twice I have already pulled, luck dryer loose the dryer next to the wire
The Devil of Lena:
This day is clearly not a good day.
The Devil of Lena:
The bride burned the right.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5967
 28.05.2008
XXX: Okay, philosophers, with the first question you have not managed, so I will ask a simpler question: why the breasts, which are in a position above the ground, with constant progressive movement in the body, move according to the clock and against the clock, and not backwards / forward, like the body.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5966
 28.05.2008
He: Let’s meet you?
She: How can I recognize you?
He: I will be in a helmet, in pink strings with straws inside, circular rollers and with a sports express in my hands.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5965
 27.05.2008
XHH: It was necessary to stay with the girl for the night... and, fucking, until 3 o'clock at night to watch 2x2 and draca with pillows) Then fall to sleep, wake up in the morning with the insight that yesterday I did something wrong... yeah... laughed, then go down to Indiana Jones, to the cafe and go home with full thoughtfulness)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5964
 27.05.2008
and greetings :)
Yes, that you were all your life in the German concept film in passive roles.
Passively

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5963
 27.05.2008
GremL1N is a fucking gesture.. I am sick sleeping.. well I am stupidly cut off and I feel like a type of monic in the sleeping mode went away I sort of a mouse pull to make him live. I pull, I pull them, they don’t happen, then I open my eyes, and I end up sleeping.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5962
 27.05.2008
Hot coffee with a delicate smell.
On the server, it sits and lulls.
I am glad to breathe it again.
The hot glasses are not afraid.

There was silence over the room.
And the cools just whisper with her in the tone,
You are taken to the wave of sleep,
You were condemned from the beginning.

The night passes like thousands of others.
The light burns, the monitor burns.
You feel a second, time, moment,
Look at the firewall.

But the network is silent and he writes quietly,
clock in a kilobytes log,
Friends, enemies, your worst dreams
Or a career epilogue.

You move the console with your empty hand.
The blind fingers are picking - "root",
Now you are God, but you have forgotten the pain,
When space time comes back.

When you get up and go home,
No one will meet, no one will open the door.
You will drink tea alone.
Go to bed in a cold bed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5961
 27.05.2008
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Smile by Homer Simpson. I like very much.
YYY: Ah, I only have clamps and not colour.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5960
 27.05.2008
<w0w> nuclear explosion can be hidden in the refrigerator
<w0w> Indiana Jones hiding...
<w0w> well... even more!
<w0w> he comes out of the refrigerator still observes the nuclear explosion itself in the form of a fungus! Megalopolis

After all that, he got a good shower.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5959
 27.05.2008
XXX: The Pedestrian
YYY: What is it?
XXX: I sit reading tours, comes mom type grit che read
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I play a smart book, she let me see, I open her a book, I turn around, I go.
xxx: I go in minutes after 5, momka reads the tower, when I see me curl and on my question what you read answers the book xDD
xxx fucking
Tagged: rofl

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5958
 27.05.2008
WhirlWind: My chair is like a Magellanic cloud

WhirlWind: and today read... scientists have proposed the theory that the universe is in the shape of a punch)

I: I’m happy, do you know what theory I’ll put forward?

Your brain has the shape of a punch.

I: And Nihua is not mistaken.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5957
 27.05.2008
I sit and drink tea. A neighbor comes in from the threshold:
“Look, shit, I want something delicious, so I bought every shit!”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5956
 27.05.2008
MySelf: I understood it! This is such a marketing move in our dining room: to ventilate the audience so that the delicious smell of food stimulates the appetite of students!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5955
 27.05.2008
The film continues to burn:
"Japanese customs officers lost their marijuana in foreign baggage"

Probably to the customs.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5954
 27.05.2008
Spam by ASK:

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