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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5913
 27.05.2008
Dialogue with my wife:

Do you do the rabbit?
I am gathering genus.
I’m like you’re such a bitch.
I am so lu lu lu! What do you do?
I: I hope one hera on the webserver...
I am happy...

A few minutes later, I received a SMS from my wife:
I don’t pin you, are you okay?
I am valentine...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5912
 27.05.2008
Evloyga Cup ULEB, UEFA Cup, World Cup hockey, Eurovision.. and it was all I needed to rockets complexes "Topol" on Red Square on May 9 to roll out))))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5911
 27.05.2008
Alcohol kills brain cells, but not all, but only those who refuse to drink.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5910
 26.05.2008
Conversation in the pharmacy:
She says: I am a girl to teach!
Excuse me, I’ve done it all...
He says, “We hope that our...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5909
 26.05.2008
I listen to radio today. The question in the quiz about what such a river som can produce 600V, and the nearby sea skate of 60V, the question: why is it?
One replied, “Because he’s more humane than this river cattle!”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5908
 26.05.2008
Nick Parker
Well, I know myself – what will you do with your ice fingers?

Sakura
Where got it? I got three things =)

Nick Parker
I am talking about my ice fingers. It was cold all day :(

Sakura
Sun under warm water

Nick Parker
Not to ride. We had the heat off at the beginning of May. :)

Sakura
So then so :)

The interlocutor of Sakura sends the file "I.JPG" (317 Kb)

...

Nick Parker
What you are here! =-O and =))

Sakura
Warming your hands? and :P

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5907
 26.05.2008
The Ukrainian news.
Interview with the coach of the Ukrainian swimming team:
What do you lack to the best results?
Well, we’d like to have a good and spacious place to train...and it’d be a swimming pool.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5906
 26.05.2008
Have you been in the block for a long time?
2 to 2 points :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5905
 26.05.2008
News from Miley:
26.05.2008 11:43 Gamers will be disconnected from the Internet
26.05.2008 11:58 Internet will be 10 thousand times faster
However...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5904
 26.05.2008
How can you stop drinking in a country where half a liter of milk is more expensive than half a liter of beer?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5903
 26.05.2008
Have you watched Jippers-Skrippers?

Is Jiper-Skriper an UAZ Hunter?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5902
 26.05.2008
Who talked about female logic?
The error of Nero:
The disk is empty. Clean up or continue?
Yes / No

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5901
 26.05.2008
A string of news. The title:
"How to survive in Moscow a Jew, gay or lander?"

Bl@ckB@rs (Lübeck)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5900
 26.05.2008
This is now we understand that there was no hope to reduce in the project the name of the room "Storage of cleaning equipment"...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №5899
 26.05.2008
You know she said to me yesterday, “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.”
2: And you that dreamed of producing a cunnilingus.
1: No music in the Nero projector added

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5898
 26.05.2008
(talk about the guys)

xxx: they hide their legs when they sit in the bus/metro))))

YYY: They are uncomfortable

yyy: and harmful

xxx: let them go

xxx: I do not put the elbows in all directions, because my breasts are disturbing))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5897
 26.05.2008
From the fucking... Gave a new pen... The fist of the fox has already been bitten

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №5896
 26.05.2008
by 111:
Let Plushchenko sing better, and Iplane rides around him on skies. More chances of winning.
by 222:
I’ll go out, shake the hail, shake the beer with the koshuh, and then my hand bear will play the Russian national anthem on the ballayake while I’m drinking vodka from the samovar. 1st place secured.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №5895
 26.05.2008
Mitsuomi 18:35:05
Hi to you! and :)
Natally Portman 19:38:34
Hi to
Mitsuomi 19:38:51
I woke up.)
Mitsuomi 20:27:55
Do you feed the ducks all day?
Natally Portman 20:41:04
I went swimming and fell asleep.
Mitsuomi 20:41:55
You are giving it!! So you can swallow.
Natally Portman 20:42:27
I slept in my chair. :D
by Mitsuomi 20:44:43
Are you bathing in a chair? It is :)
Natally Portman 20:48:32
No, I sat watching a movie, I was going to swim and didn’t go to the bathroom.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №5894
 26.05.2008
Vaneok: a dream dream today, I tried to get into the ketchup heinz on the ssh, I need to tie up with work
hasan_as_sabax: what kind of
Vaniek: wow, but the funniest I tried to go into it to add to the pasta, and I didn’t get it...
Vaniek: tried ssh root@haintz, and I give no route to host
hasan_as_sabax: the psychedelics of Vano, is a gesture of gesture. Have you tried ping?
Vanieck: Do you fuck when you try to get into the ketchup on the ssh and then pinch it usually?
hasan_as_sabax: I would try
I am saved by vacation.
hasan_as_sabax: you will be saved by vodka, go into it with a telnet!

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