Who could have imagined that BOR would turn into such a shit...

The old calculator had several 1C icons on the desk. The new one asks: "A 1C which pentagram is called?"

<girl>: And I have an antivirus here... He still asks – what do you want to do??? He is stupid!! Ask a girl about that!! What do I want to do now?! I would have burned, I guess.

Malky: If the Linux symbol were the Penguins from Madagascar, then everything would move faster.)))

How is? Tell me how you can count the days, presenting a school diary, if there is no Sunday!? to

c) the palm

Sunday is in your mind!

I went to wash my car. There are six boxes, with a washing machine - a coffee shop, in which car owners sit, drink coffee, watch TV and wait for them to be called. At the same table are a brunette and a blonde - not acquainted with each other, just owners of cars.

The door opens, a tired washer enters and says, “Mazda six is ready.” No one moves. The washer asks: "Who "Mazda six""? Everybody is silent again.

Finally, the brunette inquired and asked: “Red?” It is red" "Do you have "Mazda six""? The washer clarifies. "I have a red", explains the brunette. “Well, then you have the ‘Mazda’s six,” says the washer easily. “Yes, I’m a puppy,” the brunette replies, stands up and follows her red car.

Since there are those who count the days, presenting a school diary, maybe there are other people who will find out the number of days a month from the bones on their fists? and :)

XXX is Hi! You have here on the site a fun mistake in the description of monitors Asus 19" VW198T and Asus 19" VW198S

%marketname%: Where is it?

xxx: with a side ratio of 3000:1 is a roll of toilet paper, not a monitor

sa-8: At Goblin's Tupichka (sorry for the piar) a competition is held - the task to come up with the Russian name of the thriller "Orphan", which tells about an orphan girl in which a demon lives with all the consequences in relation to adoptive parents. A kind of name. And the name should not contain the words "orphans", "demons", "bes".
The Options:
"The Woman of the Street Trailer"
"Girlfriends"
"We have bad kids. Give me two!"
and Yulia Tymoshenko. The beginning"
"The Secret of the Shirt"
"I’d rather take a dog"
"Did you watch when you took it?and "
"Easter will accidentally heat up"
"The Daughter of Satan"
"Fuck"
"Little but Dirty"
"Scuco is unusual"
"Hello, I am your daughter or fuck from shelter"
"Thanks to Esther!and "
"What does the child do"
"Kansas orphanage"
"Girl and Daughter"
"Better to give birth"
"It’s waiting for Pitt and Jolie"
"Squared"
"What is this shit, daughter?"
" and Esther Reform of education"
"After hearing - to burn!"
"Hello, I am your daughter"
"Dedicated, fucking, on your head"

I had a funny story today ?

I go after work (10 hours hanging on the "need", washing glass. Everything hurts, the legs cracks, the eyes close) in the new composition, where the pair wagons. I sit at the end of the car next to the door, sleep, listen to the player. Suddenly I get a blow to the knee with a hard object, quite painful((( I open my eyes, raise my head. In front of me a aunt, 40 years old (in the appearance of a clear trade, a moderate set, with a sharp, just a ham rod) with a bag of a cart, which she struck me. And what he tells me. I take off the headphones, and then she says to me: "Thank you I'll sit down, I'm a disabled". People are watching with interest. I’m angry to answer:" What doesn’t seem, disabled people are sitting at home". She, after a 3-second delay:" I am a vision disabled". I see people start smiling. I round my eyes, and with a loud whisper I ask:" And what? Complications in the feet? Or sitting sitting?" (and a aunt without glasses, and obviously without lenses) People start to rust, and by growing and not holding back. The aunt realizes that the rage is over her, reddened, looked at me with a devastating look, turned and went to the beginning of a double wagon, on the way hitting passengers on their feet with her carriage. The people roared for three minutes, everyone looked at me with approving eyes. At the next stop I gave up my place to Mommy with the child))))))) (c) Victor

Creamcherry
A man just runs to me.
Creamcherry
In the meantime I work, I write a review.
Creamcherry
He looks at my monitor.
Creamcherry
And how dumb!
Creamcherry
Building the Dragons!! Construction of Dragons!
Stalker@work
ahahahaha
Stalker@work
It is beautiful)))
Creamcherry
They will believe that I am working.

by Blia! I don’t believe the quotes about answering parents when they write in ask to their children.
Type "Let me go?“And my mother replies, ‘Let me call my daughter and let me call her.’

Q: Why did they argue?
nn: When the buttocks of the deodorant broke, this fool from behind approached and brought the light bulb to the balloon... Instant depilation fucking =(

We don’t know what broke, but we’ve fixed a little.

Why is there no status in the "passive search"?
I want to look, but I want to look :)

Download all compositions DGT.mp3 DGT HOTEST PHOTOS!

Will I not be touched by the naked Shevchuk?

The most insidious way to avenge a teacher is to die in a couple. How much trouble he will have.

Does not contain humor.

The guy who came out today at Kursk (blue) at about 21.40, with blue headphones and very tall))) Don't be sad! You are crazy)

Plush, let him see, his eyes were very sad.

Status of my curator:"If you find it difficult to bite the granite of science, try to bite". I am not afraid of him!!! to

Comrade’s car was stolen. At night at a guarded parking lot. He came in the morning and she was not there. Reaction of the security guards: "Well, do we want you to pay back the parking fee?"