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[ + 5 - ] Comment quote №5733
 24.05.2008
From the computer horror game Silent Hill 4:
It begins with the fact that the hero can not get out of his apartment for a few days.
The hero wakes up, walks around the room, approaches the TV...
The main character: "This is the TV, since it broke, I started to have nightmares..."
Unwise...

[ + -1 - ] Comment quote №5732
 24.05.2008
From the forum:

It was a prelude, I don’t need any historical excursions about the role of sex in the rituals of the Maya tribes. I want to know who you are connecting with, neither more nor less. How much you realize at the moment of sexual intercourse that next to you is another person, another Personality, another self.
Men, when you persistently arm your punch, you have the universe in your head, or do you remember that this touching fucking creature loves cats and knows how to sew a cross (one dead puppy, two dead puppy, three dead puppy)?
females, if you throw away the thoughts of new shoes and "your, again did not have time to do pedicure", do you think in the process about the status of the male and what he will have sex with you? Do you think how glorious and pleasant it is to be fucking specifically this blend of Brad Pitt and Yuri Nikulin?

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №5731
 24.05.2008
My grandfather is the world!! to
You can find absolutely everything on the internet!!So here is the grit of the day, where you can give flowers next to his garden!and :)

[ + 5 - ] Comment quote №5730
 24.05.2008
Master : The last sms in the drowned iPhone was - don't forget to pick up the spinning :-)

[ + 2 - ] Comment quote №5729
 24.05.2008
XXX: Koeljo is a boring shit.

Wow... how harsh... I read it... Almost just 0_o...

Q. And what about you?

WOW, a terrible shit!As a donzova...... no... donzova – fun joke))))

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №5728
 24.05.2008
Oh fucking
All the people like people, covers with bases encrypt pgp keys.....Yakutek, shit....a large envelope on the perimeter attached by a stepler (not a millimeter free)....the inside of the envelope - a file, also on the perimeter by a stepler...the inside - a box with a disk...wrapped, milled, scotch around a few times!!!! IT Tajiks are resting compared to IT Yakuts

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №5727
 24.05.2008
The heat and quiet office noon... only measurably swing systemists, let the mice strike in the hands of the players of zoom...

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №5726
 24.05.2008
The children of us sZuko inventive in the courtyard... put a bowl with green open on the yard and type apparently када I had to go and would turn on the yard - I would have green poured all the forehead... but I noticed it before. the current did not think that it could be opened. lost I all in the green hard)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5725
 24.05.2008
XXH: I counted here... The hoops will soon be extinct!
See also: Escape!? to
XX: Well look at it. The CK of one seed is negative. To break it and chew it takes about 800 calories. The energy value of one shot is 580 calories. Booooooooooooooh!! They will soon disappear!!! to
You’re a youth 😉 😉 😉

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5724
 24.05.2008
Zeka, where is Edik?
I am a fucking
1: Okay... Well when you finish, you’ll call him.
2nd: Zhejiang

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5723
 24.05.2008
The C Forum:

and CHC:
NN: Can you think of a mistake, well, and what? I don’t remember other people ;)

NNN: The mistake of the long 369 posts...
c) French

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5722
 24.05.2008
1 (10:17:57 21/05/2008)
I go to another.

2 (10:18:16 21/05/2008)
He saved you.

1 (10:19:49 21/05/2008)
Yes, and I will communicate with her, and we will communicate long and happily, and we will be stolen in one day.

2 (10:20:28 21/05/2008)
She was a blonde, I pials po albanski

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5721
 24.05.2008
Send colleague (1) relatives of delicious fish from Norilsk.
I decided to share with the guide(2), a normal megaboss loves fish. Cut off a knife with nothing, as usual. I go to the headquarters and watch the dialogue:
Do you have a knife?
2 Why?
Cut out something.
2 for whom?
1 Who else?
2... the head of the man?

Everyone is lying.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5720
 24.05.2008
The xxx:
And if you throw the lambs out the window, is it very ignorant?
The xxx:
Type of Birds to Eat
YYYY :
I do not know...
The xxx:
I have left 😉
The xxx:
These birds can be killed.
YYYY :
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The xxx:
I watched
The xxx:
People are not there.
YYYY :
Not anymore? xDDD
The xxx:
In the sense of standing and lying, beaten by a lamb - no.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5719
 24.05.2008
Ikea
I installed Kubuntu, and she herself found the connection.

Ikea
Happiness is updated

DJ-Glock
It happens. and nothing. Everything will go well and it will not work again!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5718
 24.05.2008
and hysterical:
from the official website of a serious organization for the production of uninterruptors. The main page:

1st The SKAT-UPS 3000 power supply system

in large cities,
Large objects are kept from the enemy.
When the energy supply collapses
Big problems when the enemy invades.

Big ACB can only help.
The ACB will work at night.
It needs to be fed a lot.
It is difficult to solve such a task.

But the Skat Yu Pi Es on three thousand V A (SKAT UPS 3000)
It will make you forget about the horse forever.
No pauses, delays, departure and marriage
Any attack will be stopped.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5717
 24.05.2008
> What to do? We bought cute hamsters, the kids were delighted, and we too. The problem
> one, they smell dirty socks unbearable!!!!! Can nothing be
> to do. (Don’t give up drinks! Even worse than them.

To wash the hamsters’ socks, they can’t do it themselves.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5716
 24.05.2008
Max, make a wish.
That why?
You are hanging in the message window between Nasta and Dasha.
I don’t understand, what’s the joke?
Both are stupid.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №5715
 24.05.2008
I know how to win Euro 2008. It is necessary to call Ovechkin, Kovalchuk, Semin, Fedorov to the national team, and to put Nabokov in the gate.

The coach of Valuev just wanted to talk to the judge more often.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5714
 24.05.2008
by wartex:
As far as I know (from films, off-courses), the assemblies of Anonymous Alcoholics use the following formula:
Hello, my name is Batman and I am an alcoholic. I have not been drinking for 8 days."
When you get up and say:
Hello, my name is Batman and I am an alcoholic. 20 minutes ago I drank a cold, swollen bottle of beer. And you know what? I am not ashamed of drops. Do you know what I will do when I get out of here? Aaa to! I can see what you know!"

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