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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4733
 04.05.2008
It is difficult to communicate with you, but it is likely to be easy.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4732
 04.05.2008
On May 9, the veterans of SMERSH and GRU gather together and go to fuck the skins.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4731
 04.05.2008
We have an office in the basement. We are rats.
2nd O shake up, our department also sits in the cottage.
In general, our office is cool, but we were driven down.

The windows are still out to the yard. So in the holidays everybody tries to suck us out the window!!!! to

1. we have eternal grandmothers Sabbaths to our door, they will fall down to us, they will abstain from us.
We are more lucky, we look around, then they bend, see the full cabinet of babs....and hide!!!!!!!!!!! to

No one is a saddle

1.throw, what thread the ass so put on the hairy, rolled off its spare parts, wiped off with a lap. The clothes and the trousers!! Applause and roar.

O, these eyes are opposite

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4730
 04.05.2008
So where do you go with a pressed shift to click to see who has struck?and :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №4729
 04.05.2008
Ayanoka (10:38:50 3/05/2008)
In other words, I didn’t do anything with them (if you’re about photoshop).
faust (10:39:33 3/05/2008)
No, I don’t know about those photos, very beautiful you photographed yourself or you were photographed by the photographer.
Ayanochka (10:39:51 3/05/2008)
myself, or more precisely my mother.
faust (10:40:04 3/05/2008)
My mom is a photographer?? to
Ayanochka (10:40:19 3/05/2008)
My mother is a gynecologist.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4728
 04.05.2008
From the site "in contact" the offer of a 20-year-old girl

"Would you like to walk around the night city in the light of the lights and the eyes of a loved one....ah))"

The eyes on Xenon should be seen.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4727
 04.05.2008
Q1: How is she?
She's a small size.sisi somewhere 2 sizes
hh1:Yes, the technical specifications, and how about communication, etc.)
HGH2: Funny, modest. well more often I trunked)
XH1 is more. Features: year of issue, run? The color of hair?
I need a passport as well as a car! :) and to check them (for all illnesses) once every six months))
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xhx2: I don't know in what state of xz, b, u or new)
The men also need rights such as "a b c d" categories, type A - these are straight, flat aunts. b cooler, c - et already trucks )) big aunts, well there with "trailer " aunt, you pa with a child ) )

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4726
 04.05.2008
Vasya
Andrei Andrews is coming.
Vasya
We will fly after you.
Puma
Are the nerves strong?
Vasya
Yes Yes
Puma
I will not paint...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4725
 04.05.2008
Snake is as cool as ppc! Yuhuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw
Super engine gigabit shots!! to
Rubber carpenters masterfully beat false ones!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4724
 04.05.2008
Now, in order to find out if I should read a quote or not, I tick on the plus rating, I see if I read the rate of norm.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4723
 04.05.2008
Mother to her leaving son:
How to get to know about yourself
He says, “Look at the news.”
Demographic explosion in the Perm region.? to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4722
 04.05.2008
Eyeay people do not forget to congratulate from May 9 pydors who voted for the demolition of the bronze soldier:

Action "Gratulations to the deputies of the Estonian Parliament from May 9"

Thanks to the indifferent people, we have a list of postal addresses of Estonian parliamentarians who voted in the third reading for the destruction of the monument:

by mihhail.lotman@riigikogu.ee
olari.taal@riigikogu.ee
ken-marti.vaher@riigikogu.ee
andres.herkel@riigikogu.ee
tonis.lukas@riigikogu.ee
peeter.tulviste@riigikogu.ee
by armo.leinatamm@riigikogu.ee
by marko.mihkelson@riigikogu.ee

Please spread the list as widely as possible. Congratulations on May 9.

Bring it to the top so that everyone remembers.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4721
 04.05.2008
Imagine it. Military training. Soldiers learn to throw grenades. At a distance of 50 meters from the throw point there are three self-made targets (which the soldiers lipped themselves in the course of the week). Well, at first they were throwing leaks... and here they came to the combat... They were kidding cleanly (naturally no one got)... My friend is in the hands of a green... to be afraid... The voice of the commander: Vasilyev!!! to
He stood up and threw a grenade. Just like sitting down to cover your head... and Bach!! After 10 seconds, the commander’s scream
Basil is fucking!! What is the goal of Portsmouth? (They are all three.)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4720
 04.05.2008
YYY
Hi let’s get acquainted.
XXX is
Hi to)
YYY
What to tell you
XXX is
How is it in the lobbies? ?
YYY
and athletic. Can I phone?
HHH
This is the first time I have seen the phones on the net.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4719
 04.05.2008
How does your morning start? well is?
WOW: But it started at night in a steam car with a friend and a friend. I am crazy to sleep!
In a steam car with a friend and friend! O_O
Q: Did you play in the car?
I understand why I didn’t sleep.
HH: And where did she come from?
From MaiaAaAasqva!
I don’t like your guys on the team. They are friends and nothing more.
HH: Well I’m just joking.
If I don’t like it, I won’t...
WROT and strange! How are you all?
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
How can I not joke after that? ?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4718
 04.05.2008
by mihhail.lotman@riigikogu.ee
olari.taal@riigikogu.ee
ken-marti.vaher@riigikogu.ee
andres.herkel@riigikogu.ee
tonis.lukas@riigikogu.ee
peeter.tulviste@riigikogu.ee
by armo.leinatamm@riigikogu.ee
by marko.mihkelson@riigikogu.ee
These are emails from deputies of the Estonian government who voted for the demolition of the bronze soldier. A monument to our soldiers who died in the WOW. Let’s send them a friend " congratulations".

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4717
 04.05.2008
Today a friend told me: at their course one guy asked to call from a friend’s phone, put his SIM, called and accidentally, apparently, copied all his numbers into his phone... The second after all this decided to call my mom... well chose "Mom", 5 minutes talking... And when my mom said "Vova, I don’t understand you", said: "Mom, I’m not Vova..."...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4716
 04.05.2008
ZicWaarg
Fuck, I remember from my childhood, the only time my father probably touched me.)

ZicWaarg
When I was a kid, I couldn’t drink. At the age of 16, I was hit by food intake in the stomach. Upon coming home, it was natural to push the face to stand, empty the stomach. At this very moment, from behind the father approached, and with pityful eyes asked, “Help?”

ZicWaarg
I thought he was going to give me a cure, and this scuttle leaned over me, closer to the push, and as if he would say, “Hitchyander, the SUCK OF THE EXIT!”and "

Founded
) ? ? ?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4715
 04.05.2008
He is:
What a beautiful breast!
She is:
You are pressing your ass, right?
He is:
I look you in the face!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4714
 04.05.2008
xxx: putting a pinterest at work =)
YYY: And how then? They ping?
xxx: one girl from the UMU used a short, used to her, and there is a rest folder, well, all kinds of music....deleted everything and changed the name of the folder: rest is over! Let it work! =) is
YYY :))))
xxx: Then someone from the first floor of the utility... sent to the network printer: Ya printer! Shake up people! I will conquer the world!
xxx: Department of Information Security Hule =)

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