I work in the printing. The customer comes, I wish, he says, business cards, the most ordinary, on the white card is a dull text. I sit in the stove (the case under the evening), drink tea with biscuits, stick in the computer. What a text, I say. The customer smiles mysteriously, climbs into his pocket, pulls out the dish. Do you remember such an uncomfortable square hernia? I, carefully holding a friendly expression on my face, take the hernia, start to touch it to whistle into the drive on my rare bank. I hear behind my back something so whispering, so whispering, I turn around, I see the customer’s face with the expression of religious horror. I notice a discette lying in a plate with cookies. Don’t go down to me when I eat!! On the third day, it is only in the morning to step on the threshold, the whole office begins to rust like bamboo salmon. And they ask if I will feed the system with cookies again, or he gave in the sides. The Scuck.

An ancient Russian tradition: once every six months, quotes about the session begin to appear on the tower.

tyron666 (19:16:59 16/05/2008)
What kind of bite did you bite? Which flies did you fall from? Do you want liquid soap?

Dome (19:17:02 16/05/2008)
The Automatic Message:
The man temporarily hanged.

<_hm_> I think that...
<Remeslenik> goodbye
<_hm_> thank you very much.
<Remeslenik> and I’m lazy

XX: Did you learn the poem?
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX What?
YYY: about the snow
XXX: not here tougher... at the beginning of one of them...
XXX: The Wild Lesbian Herd
Walking in the Eucalyptus
Rain the size of a refrigerator
Falling from the Fire Heavens

Angry with the refrigerator.
The door gently shut.
Falling on a lesbian.
A kilo of rain.
YYY: Where have you been before?! to

111 What is fascination?
222 Well this is when from the phrase "Dear Sir, do you not consent to explain your claims" - remains "You what - oh"l";;;
or from "Dear and respected Sir, please be so kind, take the material intended for the washing of the floors, and back progressive movements to clean the deck from dirt" it results "You s#ka, catch in your teeth the cloth and hair the deck!";

My dad accidentally boiled all the fish in a 300-litre aquarium. I pushed the boiler there to heat the water a little and... I forgot. And now in the whole house the smell of ears, unsalted ears. An empty aquarium.

[16:19:02] <Flower_moon> Are you an animes?
[16:19:20] <sunset> Flower_moon: I am not a natural woman

I live in Rostov. by Don. Every day I go to the stop nearby.
The Conservatory. And I hear the loud cries of some rare bird, which clearly
He lives on the roof. Every day she shrugged her head and waited for it to take off.
this rare bird, which so loudly and terrifyingly cries in the center quite
A big city?
I found out that there are no birds!! This is an oret in the recording box,
To drive away the pigeons who go to the Conservatory!!!! to

Wendy: Hello
Tagged with: AU
Wendy: Where are you
Udin: What is silent
Wendy: I will go now.
You have a mistake in your nick. The first "n" should be replaced by "y".

I am sleeping, the tired admines are sleeping, the mice are sleeping.
Flashs and keyboards are waiting for the guys.
Windows is asleep.
To dream at night,
Shut up... Ba-u-bay
All normal contacts sleep for a long time.
The virus runs through the files, no matter what.
He will soon fall as well, and we will help him.
Update the database, ba-y-ba...

Do I look like an old Chinese Chinese?
You look like an old whirlwind!

Olya is:
Why did I get in touch with such a guy? About his friends from the contact he says: Oh, this is such a beautiful roofing grandmother! And I only "do not bite me so badly in the kidneys"...

In the police there is such a proga - responding to a certain word on the phone, such as "bomb" - and immediately includes the recording of the conversation.
Man is the same shit. It only responds to certain words. One student yesterday looked out the window and said: "There is a man running under the rain and shakes his naked breasts," so the guys from the places jumped: "Where?"and "

boing: the guy who wrote that after McDonald’s, constipation goes by... thank you...

Truth is a fungus because it is born in disputes.

European scientists create robots with “brains” of insects

It turns out that human civilization arose to make electrical flies resistant to diclophosus and tearing tapes in half. and :)

American doctors solved the problem of overweight by removing some gene there. There is also a discussion of the article. I let go of nothing to do and come across just a brilliant phrase "This is the most effective way for you to lose weight - you need to eat one bowl less))))))!!!and "

Control: so that I sleep like the electricity didn’t be mocked...
Paper in the nose, for example.
IRIS: and burned up?
You are a girl, where did you get it from?? to

Why did God give some people breasts, and I got a mosque?? to
He: You are lucky that the brain, it is not yet sold, and everything else can be obtained ;)
She is: Certainly! I will buy breasts and pops and conquer the world.