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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4893
 07.05.2008
XXX: I bought this tachilla I enjoy it ))
YYY: In credit, what will you enjoy?
xxx: overpayment of about 300 pieces in five years
Yyy: blaspheme it for sixty months, blaspheme it
Interest on this loan
I will buy ten six b.
or five nine.
Two of them broke the pillar.
Celebration of the purchase of the fleet
I will go to death without repair in 60 months.
This is a good Russian car!!! to

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №4892
 07.05.2008
A car is not a luxury, but a means of disrespect for pedestrians.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4891
 07.05.2008
Turkey in 2006. and DAVING. A touring type.

On the deck in a dive costume, lying on his back, a Turk matures.

The nose bleeds, next to the broken mask of the aqualancer, around two fellow tribes

with watha iodine (or type of iodine).

10 minutes earlier

On the "Brigantin" the Germans, a man 8-10, in light salvage vests and beer in

The hands. Our with the Union in light shirts and beer people 10-12.

We dive in aquarists for 6 people.

Those who sit down share their impressions.

The Germans ran first. They got bored, they decided to swim just like that.

The Turks, in any case, warn that there is all kinds of livelihoods here.

Of our, we will call Nikolai (not 2X2, but not small), went too

to subdue. Turkish fool dressed suit, aqualance, head-shaped gloves

Turtles on the hand and decided to pop the Germans, but got on Vasa.

Vasya left-handedly grabbed the rushing out of the water, according to his words, "Mordu Lohneshi",

He pulled on himself and...

But when it came out of it, he himself shamed by inertia "hit the foolish

to the right and go from there.”

The Turk went out by himself.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4890
 07.05.2008
It was said that there were only Jews in the show business. They say, in

The show business is blue. I don’t know if there are new people or old people.

Changed the orientation?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4889
 07.05.2008
396501 [ + 21349? ] [Thank you that]
She> you won the main prize!
He> has sex!? to
She> fucking...

391289 [ + 19783? ] [Thank you that]
<DialSoft> Emm...
<DialSoft> Hit it with a stick
<DialSoft> He is a dead march (

Lord of Admina! The first quote received more votes in 2 days than one of the best quotes of a year ago, while being essentially ordinary, outstanding and not remarkable. From all Basha - Rise up with your novelty, return the old tower.
lovers of pluses - press the pluses so that the request to the top comes out

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4888
 07.05.2008
Q: What is the first lecture?
See also: Metrology
It is sex!! to
It is cake!! to
He is Senx!! to
She: o_O ))))))))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4887
 07.05.2008
Striking railway workers appealed to the line departments of the internal affairs of the Yaroslavl and Gorky railways with statements that their electric trains were hijacked by unknown persons.

In an unknown direction...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4886
 07.05.2008
Ozzy
A friend gave me a bulb so that I could fill it up as I went into the room, and so I could find a way back in my mess.

Ozzy
Where is this club now?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4885
 07.05.2008
Vitaly
What is the name of your iron-beton beauties?

Mopsy
I saw Grinder for the first time.

Vitaly
Maybe it hurts from Grindelwald.

Mopsy
They are called the most often or "oh fucking, how do you wear it?"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4884
 07.05.2008
My wife drops the txt-shnik in the aska. I open, in it special symbols drawing: a heart and in it 2 rabbits. The dialogue:
Oh thank you, my mother! She painted herself?
It is an agah.)
I: have you suffered for a long time?
I wanted to paint at first, but I got rabbits.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4883
 07.05.2008
Mouse (10:23:36 6/05/2008)
Secretary Heat

Do you want cakes?We are a chorus, we will

It must be eaten so that it does not smell.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4882
 07.05.2008
I remember walking around this cemetery at two o’clock at night.
2222 and how?
1111: These fools were afraid of bodies, and I was hopes :(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4881
 06.05.2008
by ash_ace
I had a joke yesterday ;)
The End:
well
Rathotsavams held
by ash_ace :
Prefabricated
ash_ace:Sweden
In general...seat type 50 prisoners in a cell...one of them suffered from gastrointestinal disease (although fucking ran frequently))And once again when he returned at night after 5 successful walk on the parachute he
He tried to get into two runs.
Further from the police protocol: he broke, fell down, broke both legs, both hands, broke the skull, broke the nose, jaw, broke almost all the ribs, repelled internal organs.
During the flight he raped himself 5 times)))
ash_ace &#8206;(20:24):
And none of the other 49 people saw anything ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4880
 06.05.2008
From ASKA (Send to the user offline)

The Coffee:
Leish... Leish... Are you okay? I’m worried... it’s... a carcass... since the day you were supposed to get married. I haven’t seen you in the Ashes...Are you still alive?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4879
 06.05.2008
Wick, why are we so lonely?
2 - We may have requests overstated simply.
1 is unlikely.
2 is yes? Who are you sitting at 20 and waiting for?
1 - * dull breathing * Torah!!! to
2 - Well, and I am Legolas...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4878
 06.05.2008
Twistensen> Listen, I read in a magazine that when you make cunnilingus, the juice is released from the vagina, rather unpleasant, but you get used to it, like beer :)The point is said, because the first time I tried beer - poured it into a sink (6th class) until nobody saw it.
<PL> Something I didn’t understand, you, until nobody saw, the juice from the vagina poured out??? to
<Twistensen>Ha-ha, very funny, straight to defend!!! Is Katy Perry going around with someone?? to
<PL> Well let’s let no one go around, but what’s the difference???? to
<Twistensen> Yes, I’m just interested...
<PL> Aha, through 2 posts after the word CUNNYLINGUS?? :D

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4877
 06.05.2008
I am prushed from our medicine.
In the meaning?
I come to the surgeon after the operation, I give a form of discharge, he does not even unwash the leaflet and directs me to remove the seams.
WOW: And what then?
I laid my 4 of the 5 strands removed, and then such a scream (the doctor still unfolded the sheet)"Do not touch the seams, he has three days to remove them!!Well, honey, my sister obeyed, grabbed me with a patch and let go.
WOW is OK! This is who we are treating!
That is shit. I am now afraid to slide on my own kidney or get confused in the intestines. and ;)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4876
 06.05.2008
ANZAY: And I am sick of the smart in my field of knowledge.
BabyBeckot: If there weren’t smart people in your field of knowledge, you and I would still live in the woods and fuck the bears.
Greaver: Well about the forest, of course...
Is it true about bears?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4875
 06.05.2008
<Snezhok> Every citizen should shave his hair on the mole and apply a barcode to read from the satellite on it... Drunk sleeps in the cage, freezes and here - oh, a miracle! In the light of the moon his bar code shone. And here to him runs emergency staff with vodka and coffee.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4874
 06.05.2008
The steel raft from the raft of the car: Lada-Canal! The engine is a thousand!

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