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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4693
 03.05.2008
She> understands the problem is that you’re stuck in sex
She> shouldn’t talk about it 24 hours a day
She> and the question "how would you like to spend the evening?" do not answer "first from above, then from below, and then from behind";
she> and on the question "where would you like to walk?" - "anyway, only to have more sex"
It> let’s try again. How do you want to spend the evening?
he> e... now I don’t even know what to answer... I don’t want to cheat
She> let’s try to answer carefully.
He> is with you!
It> is very good. What would you like to do with me tonight?
He> just to be with you!
She> bravo, Dmitry!!! Your answer is accepted!
She> you won the main prize!
He> has sex!? to
She> fucking...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4692
 03.05.2008
And if you press the shift and click on the plus, you can see the rating of quotes posted in the last 24 hours)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4691
 03.05.2008
I live in a communal and this day I will go to a friend in the room. I observe the following picture: she is just in shock lying on the second floor of a double bed, and my friend (the programmer) is lying on the first and leaves the booklet. To the question "What happened?" no one answers for a long time, but then he still learns that the girl offered to dance a striptease for him, which he replied: "And what will it be for me?"... I was a pattal)

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №4690
 03.05.2008
So is your mother! They knit!
Give back the names of those who broke!
Remove the idiots?? to
admin for you.
Padders are plushing!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4689
 03.05.2008
Book in the Inner:
Frunze A.V. "Microcontroller is simple" three volumes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4688
 03.05.2008
The case was PPS.
I go to work and repair on the road.
Well, our driver so carefully runs around this whole matter.
The bottom line is: The workers have a barrel in which they melt bitumen.
black such a whole, encapsulated))) so on this box was written "GOTIC QUAS"))) The shit was lying...

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №4687
 03.05.2008
Stop reading the basics!! Go to study!! This is not a reason to sit at home!!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4686
 03.05.2008
To register Light alloy you need to guess the mystery. And here’s what gave out: A white-haired girl behind a compost, her head is filled with shit.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №4685
 03.05.2008
a day in Spartacus with a comrade drunk a lot and arranged a game the meaning was such "to come and buy 2 bottles of karlsberg", half theatre orals), it turned out like "to give 2 kalsberg, fuck, karsberg, let's get two seven";;;

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4684
 03.05.2008
XXX is
"Texas tried to pay off a $360 billion check"

YY
That was Chuck Norris, the Texas Ranger.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4683
 03.05.2008
brother, 13 years old, he plays in the WV.Yesterday about 12 hours he sits playing, his ancestors worshiped him off.I read his correspondence in paths:
Fuck you guys, I am afk!and ((
Chi is so?
-Da mlin..I am here the ancestors sacril, the mother has already summoned the father from the hall, rides on the mine are gathered.
This child is already lost to the real world, right?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №4682
 03.05.2008
All the prostitutes of the world will not replace my assembler!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4681
 03.05.2008
Today with my brother at the country played in the RPG "Dacha"
Should have been on duty.
Give up 3% of experience
Gather 5% of experience
1 caps - 0.1% of experience
For 10 years, he performed all his duties.
But the most pleasant thing was that I took my mother’s shoulder.
And let's dig and dig dreams to get to 2 lvl
I stayed in the country resting, I roared because he was doing all the work.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №4680
 03.05.2008
Why don’t I have a girlfriend? Because the invitation to drink tea they accept as an invitation to fight!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №4679
 03.05.2008
I went to the house today to help my parents. I broke the scarf (1 piece) and grabbed (1 piece)... I think it’s time for me to stop getting caught up with the stick))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4678
 03.05.2008
XXX: only my express courses fucking
Study the syphilis in 21 days
Study Yoga in 18 Hours
xxx: Parenting a child in 18 hours
He will grow up in four days, marry and die.
XXX: You will not even notice it.
It is comfortable, hole.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №4677
 03.05.2008
I like the scammers, Lursamu: yesterday they called my father home and said that I am mentored for a fight, they need grandmothers, it would be nothing but I am like a year and a half in the army.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №4676
 03.05.2008
Logic is a murder!!! to
I want three identical pink iPods.
Why are three the same???? to
She: well that on one there was calm music, on the second an easy alternative, and on the third a hard-core!!!!! to
I: Can’t you put it off one?? to
So that everything gets confused??? Nothing, thank you!! to
Take a look at different paparazzi!!! to
She: mmm... and this is a thought... although my idea is more rational!!!! to
I: No comments

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №4675
 03.05.2008
The Yandex weather:

Weather News
Los Angeles is on fire.
In the night of April 30 on Kuban synoptics forecast rain with graud
On Saturn again recorded a storm.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4674
 03.05.2008
I have repeatedly noticed that when projecting databases, the field "pol" is made bull. “true” means male and “false” means female.

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