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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №4213
 24.04.2008
Nostanko
Those who are
Pirl
Sho is?
Nostanko
We have a day of journalism in the universe.
I was instructed to speak on behalf of the City Council.
I’ll be hysterical, I feel.
"Yes, I am the official representative of the municipality. Yes, I’m the girl who always had 50 reports per semester. And yes, it was I who sent the wife of the rector"))))))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №4212
 24.04.2008
Today at 4 o’clock in the morning I saw a man using gray paint turning a steady strip in front of his house into a punctual one, so that it would be more convenient to enter the courtyard.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4211
 24.04.2008
1: a new boss appeared in the neighborhood company... a young in principle normal guy
This is the name of the washer!!
2 of 2)
1: wow... well, understandably, all the secrets immediately began to subdue him to the measure of their white-soaked essence.
1: so you think... on the third or fourth day in the office on each table was painted a print of myododyr "...SWAYER’S CHEF AND WAYER’S COMMANDER!".
2nd Ahaha
I mean, I am a normal guy.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4210
 24.04.2008
I sit at home and smoke. I open the window and smoke (the 12th floor). Here I hear the cry "ey boy", I look down there, there is a hop. Then this scene:
I : what?
Go down, get the money.
I: Go to Nashville
He said, “I’m going to get rid of the dames!
Get up and go for treatment.
Q: You can’t follow the basar?
I'll tell you about the Bazar on the floor.
Then he thought a little and said, "I hope I don't see you here again!"
He almost fell out of the window.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4209
 24.04.2008
He: And what have you done to him? Have you played chess?
She: Yes
In the mine?
She: Yes, play with him, don’t play the mine, you’ll suck anyway (

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4208
 24.04.2008
BananaFish: Oh, what is a depression?
Geek: The Girl Gone
BananaFish: I feel sorry. And because of what?
Geek: I said I’m giving her, I’m asking for too much.
BananaFish is like a movie. What did you demand so from her?
Geek: I just said that when we say goodbye, she would send *KISSING* smiley instead of :-* as usual.
BananaFish: Hey, have you met in real?
Geek: They should have been in the trail. meet for the first time on Sunday.
BananaFish: Wait, I’ll change her name
Fucking to whom?
BananaFish: in Romeo, Hule...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4207
 24.04.2008
Yesterday is :
I: Tomorrow Dr. Lenin
Did he congratulate you?
I : No
Do not congratulate him.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4206
 24.04.2008
Buffy: In general, I am the perfect wife!
Buffy: Borges I can even cook.
Go to!The perfect wife should be able to make beer.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4205
 24.04.2008
Xana :Bone, how to download songs from the contact?
motofan :you want to download and go to the motofan folder :C:Documents and SettingsAdministratorApplication DataOperaOperaprofilecache4
Motofan: well jumped what do you need?
Xana: opened and immediately closed
Motorcycle :o_o
Xana: there is such
Motorcycle :O_O
Yes, everything remains there.
Xana: Think of it
motofan :no yes... and sort by file type weak? and find mp3
There are pictures of those satts where there was a jugger.
Motofan: and what? Have you found someone else’s porn on your note?
Tagged with: dadadada
Motorcycle :o_o
Whose note is it?
Xana: The Chief
You are expecting a dizzying climb on the office ladder :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4204
 24.04.2008
[22:50:03] <*-*Lovelka*-*> on which site can the toy download
[22:50:33] <Nicktian> www.ubuntu.com
[22:50:54] <Nicktian> but there are complicated toys

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4203
 24.04.2008
Just came to me in the store 4 children from the neighboring school, class 2-3, so little that they call each other "patsan", one still raising their dropped phone sang: "Number of mud three seven..." Growing generation, hoole.

There was no such thing in my childhood. Now those who survived - some are still sitting and others are bombing!
Hole to Hole!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4202
 24.04.2008
I don’t like to joke with hats.

111 I have a bad experience with them!

by 222 km

You need to smile more often, make more jokes, and most importantly, you know what?

111 what?

222 is not violated.

111 I have been doing all these things for a long time now.

111 I hit 3 times in 3 years.... and only gave 100 times for excess speed

by 222 km

222 I modestly silenced.....pro "and only given 100 times for excess speed"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4201
 24.04.2008
Krunick: I have been re-writing with one for over a month, everything is okay. Last week, my ex-boyfriend arrived and he was in Hungary. He brought roses and then went to his mother. He received the keys from the apartment. I have always loved him and I love him now. and added for decency "don’t think I’m a mercantile doll"

Nex: the mercantile doll is still

Krunick: Well, you are what! This is my only true love :)

Nex: the only true love of the mercantile dog :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4200
 24.04.2008
The all-seeing eye is a fist. The worst of all is a dumb ass!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4199
 24.04.2008
A person becomes really close only when you are not ashamed of him.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4198
 24.04.2008
HHH
I was a fool I looked at what I was doing and realized that I was a fool.
HHH
made of the New Year's motorcycle hat and silk tape generator van de Graaf.
HHH
Statistics are producing.
HHH
It creeps in me)
HHH
I fuck my cat with electricity.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4197
 24.04.2008
>Sasha (20:51:19 21/04/2008)
Hi to
>Natalia Kraeva (20:51:25 21/04/2008)
Hi to
>Sasha (20:51:34 21/04/2008)
I will tell you how it burned.
>Sasha (20:52:14 21/04/2008)
So I picked up an English teacher’s number.
>Sasha (20:52:23 21/04/2008)
I sent a couple.
>Sasha (20:52:30 21/04/2008)
1) Would you dare?
>Sasha (20:52:45 21/04/2008)
Would you be a mushroom soup?
>Sasha (20:53:01 21/04/2008)
1) Have you ordered?
>Natalia Kraeva (20:53:22 21/04/2008)
And then?
>Sasha (20:53:26 21/04/2008)
No is
>Sasha (20:53:35 21/04/2008)
Guess how the couple started?
>Natalia Kraeva (20:53:56 21/04/2008)
Did he ask about the courage?
>Sasha (20:54:00 21/04/2008)
her
>Sasha (20:54:07 21/04/2008)
She called this number!
>Sasha (20:54:14 21/04/2008)
I took my phone out of my pocket.
>Natalia Kraeva (20:54:32 21/04/2008)
This is five

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №4196
 24.04.2008
The best advertisement is anathema.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4195
 24.04.2008
In the center of Moscow, at the beginning of Solyanka Street, there is a small store.

They sell printing goods and all sorts of printing supplies. by

Advertising glass shop: cartridges for printers HP, Epson, Canon

and etc. This advertisement appears to attract people to the store.

make a photocopy (in the district mainly offices, tour firms, counterparts).

There is no photocopy there. I passed by a month ago and

I see an ad on the door: Xerox is not.

Five days passed. I go past, I see: Xerox is not and just below the mark

It was not and will not be (I think they will get them).

There are five more days. I go past, I see: there is no xerox, there was no and there is no.

There will be even lower assignment and where it is we do not know!!!Well, I think

They give them.

Today I go past, I look - no old ad, hanging a new one:

1 copy of 100 rubles.

The guys went another way!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4194
 24.04.2008
The most difficult thing is to go to the toilet.

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