Dialogue with a friend from Ukraine.
0:35:21 Chandr: You don’t know how cool it is to live here. only a ward of Ukrainian-speaking what is worth.... or a mobile phone brown under Ukrainian..... from one menu you will slip and if you drop deeper.......
0:35:53 GREEN: and you are sparing in Ukrainian?
0:36:06 Chandr: Do you want to hear this?
0:36:13 Chandr: You can't read anyway
0:36:18 GREEN: I am afraid:))))))
0:36:25 Chandr: Everyone is afraid...
0:36:32 Chandra: *HELP*
0:36:36 GREEN:... to die from laughter
0:37:08 Chander: Ukrainian language is one of the three most beautiful languages of the planet.
0:37:22 GREEN: which planet?

In the evening, he goes home, as always in the woods... knocks at the door, opens his brother, looks:
The body is stuck with the head in the wall and does not give signs of life, well wait what next it will be.
After a while, the body opens its eyes, departs from the wall and turns to all the gods, with all the hopelessness:
I was fucking a monster!!! to

How cool to say, recently burned my friend's grandfather, he is a poet and doesn't know anything about slash and yaoi. Unlike us.
Thoughts are transmitted at a distance.

The Queen lived in wealth and glory.
The king loved her gently.
Sometimes in the green garden.
I went with my beloved wife.
She turned her eyes away from him.
She had a pig in her heart.
Letters and gifts sent to him.
In response he was rejected.
That young man was fascinated by freelance.
I liked Paco so much!
High and thin with a long sword.
You will give him everything in the world!
But he avoided the talk of the evil,
The song is "O-la-la!"
Creation of corrupt gay curly
He loved the King gently.

I am in shock or...

I come home at night, heated meals, opened a bottle of beer and decided to sit more comfortably in a chair, enjoy food and a movie, at the moment of landing in the chair by the edge of the eye at the last moment I notice a brown longitudinal sausage! The cat of the fox is in the chair! I think okay, I cleaned the shit, covered the chair with a thick old cloth, and still dinner and the movie. And further more. I lie on the couch and feel something wet, smelled I realized that the cat not only cried in the chair, but also cried on the couch! Such I could not forgive him anymore, and in the morning as part of the educational work on the personality of the animal, took the cat to the bath and deliciously swallowed it himself! There was no more such shit, but the furniture had to be thrown away!

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I told an anecdote.
I decided to send him to contacts on the phone via SMS.
The SMS :
Yesterday, a mosquito bitten a member. While it was itching, I finished twice".
The answers:
"And I don’t look for excuses – I’m shaking"
"There is no infection?"
by girl
"And I told you that you will be digging with the server all night! There was time to scratch, even twice!"

Questions in the forum:
"Are you ready to play in porn?, your opinion"

Answer by Judas:
"No, of course I’m ready...But...Can you get rid of it so quickly?"

Cah4ec is like this.
MCNet well, sit on the couch and play with the pitch.
Is there a cah4ec multiplayer?
MCNet ah, but a girlfriend is needed

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XXX: I have such a mess in my room... menopausal
YYY: How is it?
I am afraid to fall asleep...he will eat me.
Yyy: Nefig was to divorce
He was so cute when he was small.

by Xap4o
Now doem and I will look at the pictures of the most magical and kind girl in the world... <3

Just Me
0 :-) well yes yes)) thank you dear

by Xap4o
Do you like Angelina Jolie too?
I will take you off.

Nati-Mati
Is this session complicated?

Bardsley
There is such a case.

Nati-Mati
Are you passionate about the idea of surrendering it or are you dreaming of life after?

Bardsley
I dream of a life in the form of a little dwarf living on a shelf under a pine.

<ZhuChara> ZhuChara
<ZhuChara> Secretaries are stupid!
<ZhuChara> Just put my brains in powder for half an hour so that I could give her a program to print adhesives
<ZhuChara> Her type was so good.
<ZhuChara> Overall, I broke all my archives with the software – I found nothing like that.
<Ternovnik> and you entered the keyword "good program" in your search?
<ZhuChara> And then she comes to me and says that this is the program.
<ZhuChara> It turned out she needed WORD
<ZhuChara> She had a word label on her desk, which was called the Sticker Print.

by 80634995255
single sympathetic girl.House two cats.Yesterday I put myself an Ubuntu :)

Silvia
I mean your photo. The book is good and the movie is fun too.
Silvia
The picture of mine?
Silvia
which
Silvia
This is my text ? ?
Silvia
and ppc)

He is:
You are unique!
She is:
Yes well
He is:
Your beauty combined with humility makes you the most desirable.
She is:
Do not ask, I will not give!
He is:
“The keyboard”

MustDie: You’re not going to go anywhere in the next couple of hours?
Arlot: electricity
Tag: to eat
To beat someone :)

How is your exam in Russian?
Jane: I don’t think of anything ?
Lot: Clearly...

ApXbl4: There were times. The jpg format banners hung in the corner of the site did not move and did not touch anyone.
ApXbl4: Every advertisement pops up in front of you, in the middle of the window where the most interesting, runs after you wherever you did not turn the window, the cross button appears only after 30 seconds, and when you press "Close" a new advertisement opens. O_O
ApXbl4: Advertising will soon turn on the computer itself, go to the internet and tick on itself x_X

Sorry, I have a problem - how do I add a quote to the main page?
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You burn shit!