Writer, yesterday I get my phone out of my pocket, I look - missed call, number - unknown to me. I call back... And I dive into the air, I hear "The number you picked up does not exist"!!! to
by Oleg:
Maybe we will meet somehow.
She is:
And the meaning?
by Oleg:
Pleasant to spend time
She is:
It can only be without sex.
by Oleg:
And the meaning?
She is:
:D
She is:
I am about the same.
Elephant
I found a socks.
Iridescent_wolf
and classy! =) is
Which?
Elephant
The Black!
Iridescent_wolf
Where was standing?
From the online game forum:
The Ministry of Education officially approves the closure of all the servers of the ragna, vova and line, as forcing schoolchildren and students from hopelessness to study.
But he is opposed to the Ministry of Defense, which needs to carry out a call plan.
^ ^ ^
Once you have called yourself an honest entrepreneur, be kind to steal from everyone.
See also.
I told about one person. A tragic fate. DAVID
Gothman number two, with the difference that he worked as the chief of UGRO not in
Odessa and the Far East. There was no way to go with him: where
10 minutes walk, D. M. In fact, he was called differently.
Half an hour, because each encountered thought it his duty to greet and
Talk about life. The satellite asks, “Who is this?” The answer was always
One said, “Let me plant it in that year.”
In restructuring D. M. spent on retirement, although the strength and desire to work still
was enough. He did not accept democratic changes, he remained until the end.
The convicted communist and patriot of the Soviet Union, Yeltsin and his clique
He hated them with all his heart and considered them American spies.
The personal drama of this man was that his son and daughter
They emigrated to the hated America and did well there. Wife dropped
At the age of 10, she wanted to move to her children and grandchildren.
Eventually D. surrendered. Unfortunately, less than a year later
On the move, he was diagnosed with advanced cancer.
Praised American medicine could not cure him, but in peace.
I did not want to leave. Suffered unnecessary operations. And here, awakening
after the last operation in the intensive care unit, from which, as
He knew that he would no longer go out, and D. M. saw a gray black in front of him.
The black satan.
“Hi, I’m Pastor Jackson,” said the Negro. I am
here to make it easier for you to move from this world to another world,
The best. Do you want to confess?
The dying was silent.
Do you belong to another religion? The pastor guessed. – not
We have representatives of different faiths at the hotel.
There is an Orthodox priest, a Catholic, a Yehovite, a rabbi, a mulla.
Whom to call?
The Commissioner! D. responded badly and turned to the wall.
Two hours later, the door of the room opened again.
“Hello,” said the entrance. I am Raymond Kelly, Police Commissioner.
of New York. Pastor Jackson told me that you want to see me.
Before his death, the commissioner visited his chamber several times. They so
There was something to talk about.
http://proza.ru/texts/2008/04/06/339.html
Every mother hopes that her daughter will be happier in marriage than she is.
No mother thinks her son is married better than her own.
The Father.
by Veland88
Cheshire Cat: Finally I got to know who wrote the sequel to the criminal drama "Clubb".
The Cheshire Cat: Stephen King And this is called "Langolieri".
VADYAN: Bloody vengeance is crazy.
Suppafly
I cooked jelly yesterday.
Denis
by NUKAG?
Suppafly
I learned five things:
In hot water, starch is very quickly gelated and straight with such funny bits.
2.a if the starch is dissolved in cold water, then when it is poured into gel, it does not gelate
The starch devil quickly ends.
If there is a lot of starch in the acid, the gel acquires a distinct potato taste.
In my family, except for me, no one drinks jelly.
XXX: I am the Elf
I am a magician
Zzzz: And I caught the shawma
Panzer86: By the way, I’m here for Stalker. A movie in the sense of... fucking... I discovered one thing terrible for myself here... In the modern society, the unlimited Internet often becomes more useful than friends...
panzer86: I'm here you how much asked me to bring it... and nihuya... and here "click" - the night of charging and the movie with you!
Nexus: You are now one of us
Nexus: only a hole remains near the comp
I saw means the banner is beautiful on the flash, well I think decompilation, I will see how implemented)) I open the first frame and there is this content:
moy_cashelek = your baby
if (ne_naebal(moy_cashelek)>0) {
i_na_etom_spasibo = true
} else if (ne_naebal(moy_cashelek)>=5){
respect_i_uvajuha = true
Other {
uebis_ap_stenku_grebaniy_ishak = true;
shtob_tebia_cherti_druchily = true
} is
Scuco, I didn’t even regret 5 backs.)))))
by Semald
It is terrible to think what awaits us all... because in part this year, and the whole next, people born in Russia will be released from schools. Let’s see what it will lead to.
by Paltash:
In his speech on the situation in Iraq in Washington on September 20, George W. Bush said: “I’ve heard someone say, ‘Where is Mandela?’ Because Saddam Hussein killed all of Mandela.
M: I am L.
Q: What about the rest?
Fuck the blues.
M@XXimka
Just brought the disc.
M@XXimka
There is a folder "Do not delete. The light will cry"
xxx: priv, ya s mobili
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: shef bil segodna na rabote?
YYY : Bill :)
Space Monkey (17:33:36 3/04/2008)
God, just a little bit of strength...that’s all I want.
** Troy** (17:33:52 3/04/2008)
You prayed to him!
Space Monkey (17:34:10 3/04/2008)
I just confused the windows.
The xxx:
Where are the Roman numbers in the word???? to
YYYY :
Copy from the ASCII.
The xxx:
by Daphne)
YYYY :
I I
II is
III is
IV is
V is
VI is
VII
VIII
IX is
X is
XI is
XII is
...
The xxx:
The Passion!!! to
I now understand why I need a hose at the comp. I ate mandarines for ng and today I cut my leg on the dried crust.