Psychedelic
I went out on the balcony to smoke at 3 o’clock at night and almost fell out! I see in the yard a duck wandering and crawling!!! to

Alien
Moscow is HULE!

XXX is
I look at photos of a classmate...he has a photo of every walk on the toilet...
XXX is
It has always been so in school.
XXX is
I think it doesn’t change.)
YYYY
change only the toilet, lighting and scarf on the face))

7 April 1994 – the official date from which Runet’s history is calculated – it was on this day that the Agreement “On the Procedure for the Administration of the RU Zone” was signed.

With a celebration!!! to

How about the meeting with Elena? and :)
I went in and waited for her to come together...pzzz
Wauu: The most stupid thing was to ask her mom How long did she know Lena(((

<LostKnighT> is nothing more
<LostKnighT> we have a
<LostKnighT> before the exam
<LostKnighT> has distributed
<LostKnighT> and says get up for the party 1st party who on 3 2nd on 4 3rd on 5
<LostKnighT> posted
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<LostKnighT> on the teaching table
<LostKnighT> and says everyone in life has a chance
<LostKnighT> who gets the slot machine
<LostKnighT> the rest to be transferred

Amigo: This is why when you want something unusual, some magic for your Birthday, instead at 00:00 you get a text message from a friend with the words: "S DR! First and foremost!"

>> do you say no? Is it normal?? to
>> came to them today, and they will jump around the yogurt and something >> joyfully shout O_o
>> it turned out that today "little" is 4 months old, and >>his name is GOSHA!
andgt;>P.S. He talks to O_O.

And we in the community (VMIK) grew in one bowl of mold, he is called Andrei Fedorovich, he is 6 months old, and he even has his skeleton (chicken bone) on which he grows :)

Arelon
You know in schools there are stands special, there are all kinds of articles without which the modern schoolchild will not survive in our harsh world... the type of smoking is harmful, from the hopeless hope to run the tag... well, passing by it I saw the title of the article "Three letters instead of a certificate." In my mind, I understand that these three letters are EEG...

A guy at work asked to show what a thread from VBA. He recorded on the sheet the main functions and concepts, formulas, etc. Thirty minutes later, he said: Fuck! Programming is like having sex for the first time, you don't know what you're doing, and at the end it's so fun!! to

^-): Yesterday tried to remove the winter wheels, ah, fig there, they boiled to death, removed the WD bottle - did not help
DiSh: I did this - weakened the wheel screws, then a small acceleration (meters 5-10 is enough) and braking to the floor. Discs usually break down a couple of times.
^-): my friend thus removed the brake drum... removed the wheel, hanged it, turned on the transmission, tried to break the drum sharply and got this break in the forehead.

Kempriol: Soul Music
Kempriol: underneath it dust suck.

My husband and I were doing love yesterday. He has my romantic, hugs me and gently whispers to my ear:
He: You’re all mine, and I’m all yours... we’re just like the tape of Niobis.
I : Who? O_O
He: Well, or how he is there...
I am Mobius!! to
On this sex ended... the midnight could not go through... I now call him so and kindly - Niobis))

What happened to the man who was taken by a BMW? I am very worried!!! to

We had a small server, everyone was good, only heated strong enough, and the body did not shine. Well so here. One of the employees bought a new refrigerator and decided to throw out the old refrigerator, produced by the Sergo Factory... but we didn’t allow it. In general, they dragged into the office, pierced a hole in the wall under the wires, somehow stuck inside the car, connected. You know, he was so funny that we decided to leave him, proudly putting him in the server.
I want to pass on a greeting to our cleaner aunt Vale, who quite reasonably decided that once a month refrigerators should be unfreezed.

Director of the Museum (01:27:11 4/04/2008)
With us in the train was a classic hop who READED A BOOK called "I was a thief".

Rooney (01:27:27 4/04/2008)
Have you met?

Director of the Museum (01:27:51 4/04/2008)
Of course, the phones exchanged, I gave him my Nokia, he gave me my Siemens and 35

DACHUA is a universal Russian unit of measurement.

Medvedev ignited at a press conference dedicated to the problem of computerization of Russian schools: "Yesterday I went to Одноклассники(!He found 650 Dmitry Medvedev. And most of them are suspiciously similar to me" the end of the quote. This is what the President of Russia is supposed to be.)
(by Vostok)

Admin, please make voting for quotes on the main as easy as in the abyss - without any pop-up windows.

One of my acquaintances had a cat.And he called it no other than Rammstein.Eh, how much beer was poured out by the youth near the entrance, when the grandmother-God's bowl rolled out and on the whole street began to scream, 'Rammstein!'

by Ksyushkin:
I feel under an experienced protein.
and Anton:
I have read the last post three times.
by Ksyushkin:
and?
and Anton:
I don’t know why you slept under the blanket. Even the experienced...
and Anton:
It is :)
by Ksyushkin:
New feelings of hozz! ))