From Mik:

The wife looks at the film first - the complicated fates of the heroes, experiences, the insightful dialogue of the young man with his father... I approach, stupidly tapping into the screen, "something clothes they have irrelevant" - I say. So it is the seventy! - the woman cries, smelling unwanted tears. "Does he have a payment terminal behind the back of the whole scene?" - I ask recklessly.

XXX is
What do you think of the theoretically opposed tricks that require the connection of imagination to understand?

YYYY
Positively

XXX is
On Saturday, the comrade alone took alcohol, he became ill and he ran to the toilet, but did not run and guessed to himself in the sleeve.

Yesterday after a working week bought a bottle of beer on the way home (we in Tyumen is not cold yet. where is minus 12). Waiting for the bus. He went in and sat behind the two girls and heard;
What is there with the smoke?
Let us grow up. He is a goat.
So what is it about?? to
In general look. Deu Matisse is worth 170 thousand. It is simple. I need a bit of wraps. That’s already 200. I get 20 to 22 per month. That is, if you pay 18-19 per month to about a year, we will calculate. For each meal, you get 1-1,5 pieces. He will probably quit smoking. We will live with my mother. How are you arranged?
Everything is fine. Per he earns even more. It just doesn’t tell you.
Well here. And he said to me "You sent you to J*P with your arithmetic"";

P/S Whoever you were Dimka, from my person I award you the Order of "Russian Men" of the first degree

What are the red spots on your body?
and LA! Well, I bought a silent vacuum cleaner, now I don't know when it works and when it doesn't :(

Nird: Under the English law of 1845, attempted suicide was punished with the death penalty.
Nird: Well right, if I can’t die, I need to help him finish what he started.

My friend is gone))
I have not had a girlfriend so long ago that it is already on its own.

13: This morning my wife woke me up for a few seconds.
Gowri Bogdanov has gained 90 percent.
I jumped like a shit.

I sit in the subway in front of my aunt. I caught myself thinking about which tool is better to start retouching.

The fun was yesterday...the old grandfather and grandmother came to vote. As old fans of communism, they were both going to vote for Zyuganov. Here the grandfather cursed and he said to her, "I don't want to Zyuganov, I will vote for Zhirinovsky."Baby in a stupor... let him scream, beat him with a bag, promised to the entire polling station (calling all present as witnesses) to buy him a bottle of vodka... But the grandfather was not inclined. As a result, she broke his ballot...and the grandfather’s voice was not taken into account...With the words: “You will not have dinner, or vodka!” – she proudly left the polling station...

I work in a kindergarten. We recently brought a new girl, 5 years old. On the first day, during lunch, she approached her teacher and said, “Hey, girlfriend! Bread and bread!"

Tank: Spit Wolf, what sad (have I seen you in the corridor)? and ;)
Inf: All is okay.
How to explain to a good person that a broken rib is not from evil, but a normal reaction of a person carrying $35K corporate money - when he is sharply caught behind his shoulder???!! to
tank: herase 0_0

Marla (01:13:16 3/03/2008)
And there were tanks, we and my brother built all kinds of barricades and then broke them with tanks, and the Indians attacked them.

n1ke (01:13:46 3/03/2008)
What a logic!)

Marla (01:14:43 3/03/2008)
There is logic! It is war!

we go with the child (5 years) to the supermarket, the child saw a huge package (there was at least 50 pieces) of toilet paper and says loudly and confidently: "Mommy, let's buy it - we and Daddy at home a lot of cacao."

This is Moscow, the capital of our homeland, where Peter's boys Vovan and Dimon live.
Today they are trying to win the election.
“Wowan, I’m looking at something... Do you think you’re riding?
What do you do, calm down! Be calm, I tell you. I have done it twice!

In order to illuminate the way for mankind, many burned on fires.

During a massive inspection of the bottles, in one of them, meat was found.

The search for the manufacturer has begun. Experts believe that meat

Conserves could only get due to an accident at the factory.

xxx> How to say "To the first star"?
yyy> ([^*]*)*

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Why not install the QIP?
Bender
by qip.ru
STAS
Why Why?
Bender
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trix: on the tower, if you highlight the tick between + and - and vote the inscription (the vote is accepted!) will be assigned)

nety :
The philosopher fell in love with a nun, and came to her with the words: "Take my heart," to which the nun answered: "To answer two of my questions: "How much passion in a man and how much passion in a woman," the philosopher replied: "In a woman there are nine parts, in a man there is one," and the nun asked: "How much reason in a man and how much reason in a woman," the philosopher replied: "In a man there are nine parts, in a woman there is one." What did the nun say about it???? to
by Abraham Lincoln:
"You are smart and I will not have sex"

by Abraham Lincoln:
Somewhere so

by Abraham Lincoln:
And what answer?

nety :
She replied, “I have one part of the mind to overcome nine parts of the passion, but you have nine parts of the mind to overcome one part of the passion.”

Abraham Lincoln (01:28:53 29/02/2008)
philosophical