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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1634
 13.02.2008
He is:
Get married to me?
She says, “I will have to be a fucker with you, a burst to cook and to give birth to children.”:D
He: In a woman...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1633
 13.02.2008
The curriculum on the pair of physics slides down to mention the law of Kirchhoff passed in the first semester. Suits to me:
How is it written? (Naturally the formula of the law itself).
I didn’t stand up (slowly, clearly, by slogans):
The King of Kirchhoff.

I suspect he won’t forgive me 😉 😉

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1632
 13.02.2008
I have a brother, 1st class. Recently I read my brother English tales, the tale was called Nothing-Nothing, I read there the following:
At first, the giant’s daughter did not know how to help her sweetheart. I thought, I finally came up with it: I cut off my fingers on my hands and feet and made stairs of them. Nothing-Nothing climbed on a tree and pulled the eggs out of the nest.

This is the gesture my mother read to me as a child, maybe that’s why I’m?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1631
 13.02.2008
today at work found a file called "members of accepted employees checked.xls"
and then: "verified members of dismissed employees.xls"
And behind this compass was a girl who will leave the decree next week.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1630
 13.02.2008
<Remedlet> I had such a nightmare
<Remedlet> I was hydrogen, and I have 4 energy levels O_O
<Remedlet> awakened in the sweat
<Remedlet> is still shaking

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №1629
 13.02.2008
Admin of Basha!

Please provide the option of filtering quotes by moderator. Not everyone has a normal sense of humor.

Whoever agrees, add up.

Post Fact

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1628
 13.02.2008
I: I have a small problem: the last 2 weeks I went to bed at 4 - 5 in the morning, how damn to get myself to sleep now? cut myself up until half nine))))

Friend: Yes, the couch is just on the wall. on it you run, on the wall and a quiet night)))) Mom will come to see what happened, and you sleep and as if not at business))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1627
 13.02.2008
I talked to a fellow student of ASK.

I: make me a mine :)
She: Can you still suck?

...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1626
 13.02.2008
Spike
Hohma of the day. I noticed it a long time ago, but I only remember it today. The area of the Vatican in all sources write approximately 0.44 square kilometers. Intuition tells me that to 0.44 rounded 0.443556. if so, then the area of the Vatican is equal to the area of a square with a side of 666 meters. There is something to think about...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1625
 13.02.2008
Yesterday, the papik (born in the year of the Rat) proved that the Rat is the wisest animal, and the most important argument was: "Well, the ninja turtle who was the mentor?"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1624
 13.02.2008
I hate you bin Laden.
I found a barbecue in the woods, throwing stones in it for half an hour... no one knows how much it costs to change the screen on the Nokia N73.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1623
 13.02.2008
Xana
On February 11, the fraudster stole 100 thousand rubles from the woman, reporting on the phone that her son shot down a man in his car, and to solve the problem, money is needed. The victim gave in to the excuses, despite the fact that she had no son.

Our people are something 😉

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1622
 13.02.2008
The xxx:
Hi, sorry, but I have no choice.So pass this message to your 25 friends or all of humanity will die.
YYY :
Is it checked?? to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1621
 13.02.2008
I’m not going to have sex with you, I’m going to have a computer.
How is it, not sex?! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1620
 13.02.2008
X: So you are a blonde?
and UGU.
X: how do you?
Oh yeah, the blonde.
I realized I was a blonde.
How can you laugh at that? who adds that? I now have a sincere desire to find the author and would be nice to enter on an empty backpack. Those who share my wishes are plushed. Maybe after seeing this appeal, the author will finally forget about the "add" button, because this is not his first quotation of 100 pounds. In principle, it is all. With the best wishes)

and ah. They still kill when they scrap something from the abyss, write down some hernia from the bottom, and at the end write plus. Chapter 33: The Curtain

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №1619
 13.02.2008
Fashi_st is
Listen, I understand why Pushkin wrote so many poems))))
by LeXer:
by Pachim?? to
by LeXer:
Did he have internet?
Fashi_st
No, his babysitter came to him and said, "Work a Negro, the sun is still high."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №1618
 13.02.2008
<RiaS_privat> 402 meters in 9.5 seconds
Vicarious: from the inuit?
<RiaS_private>
<RiaS_private> nissan skyline)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1617
 13.02.2008
xxx: you won't believe... I stumbled on my two Persians, took them sub-classes... Adele in all A shut up to nowhere, passed the bulk 3rd professional, the crafter raised to the private, now I am a god on the servaque.
Amy... well
xxxh: created a clan, pumped ivo up to 5 lvla clanhall bought, by the way...
WOW: what
I won't play in the clan, I won't take it, if it won't be, I specially keep the campsite for you and blow the lovely
You see, my friend, a lot has happened before you were in the world.
Theme: CHO
I closed the session, bought the car finally, the parents added... and here you counted off...
Oh, what’s going on, you’re in the car now, you’re not going to play? and where can I give your armor?
My Moscow...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1616
 13.02.2008
Faust: It turns out that Microsoft has long had a program of support for homosexuals, for which there is a lot of money, in 2006 the company was recognized as one of the best places to work for people with no traditional orientation (Microsoft is listed in the HRC 2006 Best Place to Work for LGBT Equality), as well as a company with a hundred percent tolerance, also in Microsoft held a monthly Gay Day.
Here are the pirates :(
Faust: You won’t say otherwise :D

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1615
 13.02.2008
Ride here in our cabin. Found porn... Well found and found, you can think of the event, here this porn terabytes. Oh, terabytes, there is all kinds of hetero-lesbian-homo-pedo-nekro-zoo-copro, but to antique...
1925, black and white, unclean, under the piano!!! The AAA! My Moscow!! to

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