[@panic] Yamaha's sports motorcycle was launched right in a one-room apartment on the 8th floor at 2 p.m.
[@panic] as gazanuli barely luster broke out
[@panic] We have been driving a little bit

crash
The power of mutants!

XroM
No Nose

XroM
Nothing is changing and not changing.

<Ejenka> I think what to build with me so that my husband comes home and...
<su_mrak> wash the dishes

Neo_rage>
I came to work today, shining with two gorgeous stitches on my neck and a sleepless cheek. I feel like Iattishnik has fallen heavily in the eyes of colleagues...

Noise Eggs: Noise Eggs!
Noise BTC: How is it?
Noise, noise: Can you drink beer?
Arthur Saymon: The Gifts
Noise: OK, in 20 minutes
Noise Eggs: Yes, we have agreed!
Noise E.C.: I can read my thoughts.

111: I am a full tea, explain where to download the sound driver?
222: I didn't know that a driver was needed for a tea whistle.

From the news:
From boredom, two police officers of the security service of the Berdychev city court of the Zhytomyr region played a cowboy – who would pull the gun out of the cobra faster. As a result of such a “game” one of them accidentally shot another and immediately committed suicide.
They burn guys.

She: What are you doing?
I: Nuts to bite
You are my white.
I am not a white man, I am a rabbit, have you forgotten?
I mean, you’re a whiteboat, you’re a whiteboat
I am not. I am a rabbit, well, in the end white.
Or maybe Zebul?
She: Oh...

uboyy: I wonder when will the level of environmental factors in Chernobyl reach the normal level for living?

souffre_douleur: accurate at the same time as it reaches the level of Chernobyl in all other parts of the planet

Prus@co1d: So what about tomorrow?
Prus@co1d: Dimon is already worried
Mike: Tell me not to worry. It will most likely come.

Go to smoke. On the road we meet a parking car of the director general. Parking for 5 minutes. We smoked and we talked about everything. We go back to the office and see the man moving away behind the director’s car. We comment on the situation loudly, ack from the face of the gentleman: "Well, I do this job!", "The day didn't succeed. I couldn’t park.”

Ozz
Have you seen that nonsense?
The multi-user universe of World of Warcraft was the cause of another sad incident: a seventeen-year-old game fan from China set fire to his classmate right in the courtyard of the school, calling himself a "fire magician".
This is fucking, a!! to

Chocobo
The reason can be called. On the computer games smiling is the easiest.

Chocobo
After playing a game of strip poker, Misha disgusted Masha.
After the game in the Sapper wowa replaced the neighbor's dacha

Chocobo
Students were brutally murdered by a school cleaner for sweeping past the toilet. The toilet designer was awarded 4 years conditionally ))))))))))))

Ozz
The toilet designer was rehabilitated after the fault of the inventors of the water pipeline from ancient Byzantium was proven.

Chocobo
Byzantine waterproofers were rebelled after proof of guilt of the laws of Archimedes and his discovery.

Ozz
A man rolled the forest with a gasoline and was crushed by a fallen tree. the developer of the malicious device and the director of the factory - 6 years of strict regime

Chocobo
Director of the factory? Why not the engineer or the engineer?

Ozz
Later it was discovered that the cause of the explosion of the gasoline engine was a screw that was locked in the mechanism. The inventor of the screw - ancient Greek scientist Archimedes

You say, the blondes are stupid.. the program "Taxi" sat two young men with intelligent faces and Essenin chicks. Ask a question for 200 rubles.: "POLIN is a plant or cloth to wash the floor?" The boys catch each other’s pins, about the following dialogue begins (think logically):
What is it? Prayer to Prayer.
I don’t know when I was a kid I didn’t bite.
What about the crap here?
This is grass.
- Do not say "grass", answer "plants"
Lead: "So what is your answer?"
The answer is Poland.

S.V.D

For a month, I get a letter from Penis every day. The body of the letter is empty, there is no attack. Maybe it’s time to find a baby. Or the fuck about yourself through mail begins to remind...

I appeal to everyone!

I was designing for an innet project. I only got 20% of the advance payment. The remainder the contractor promised to issue after the submission of the project. I finished work in August. February at the Court. Until I got a penny.

The command is empty: he has no conscience, and he does not keep the word.

I offer a flashmob. Help let the bastard understand that throwing people away is not good. Send him a SMS +79602835871 with the words: "scuco, calculate for the casino-forex".

At least let it go to the top of the abyss.

ZY: <meta keywords="Aziatical Odmin cat shredder curtains" />

* We are here "Gus"*
<Gus> and
<xNEKOx>
<3030> Lynn!
<AssEniztor> Gus:!!! to

They put you in contact with old acquaintances in "Classmates"!
They learned everything about you in "contact"!
Now they want to catch you!!! to
"WorldTesen.ru" - Sleep on a full schedule!

1: a domain name medvedev2008.ru was registered in 2005
1: Two weeks earlier...
by Ivanov2008.ru
created: 2005.11.14
Q: What are the other names of the 2008 domain name?
2 and the name 2012 :-)
1: domain: PUTIN2012.RU
created: 2007.07.12
2: We will be removed


What kind of cybersecurity doesn’t go on?

1 Give a picture
2 on
2 How do you
This is a photo of my sister.
Two fucking...

From: Irina
to: all
Who left a red wallet and a Sony Ericsson phone on the couch near the entrance?
Your wallet and phone will be in the reception.


From: Sergey
to: all
This was Oleg’s stuff, there was another dressing.


From: Oleg
to: all
Oh my dear ones, this is a serpent and I gave it.