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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2634
 14.03.2008
Stagrath:Sumku bought myself...expensive ppc...7000 euros...from fur from the legs of the norka )))
Aero:mmmm...you would still have skin from ants’ eggs...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2633
 14.03.2008
WOLF
And the parameters of health, bodybuilding of different races are different?

Undead
The body structure of people of different races is different. But a little. Black people have better developed limbs, the structure of the knee is slightly different, more perfect. In the Chinese, the lungs are better developed, the heart is stronger, the growth is slightly lower. And white people have a developed idea that they are fucking cool.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2632
 14.03.2008
But I’m not poor – my money in dollars is measured in four-digit numbers!
glider> In a binary numbering system, how do I understand?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2631
 14.03.2008
Oh, and I’m fucking again!! to

WOW: Well you decide, then I will either ask or Tire...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2630
 14.03.2008
About "greenhouse conditions" case from life.
I got my rights, I decided to learn to ride.
Well, I started driving at 4-5 in the morning, when no one is there..." so that no one would bother and so on" I studied for a week...normal everything went.
There’s a call...Sasha, I’m kind of hit!
Well, there’s a chip and a deal rushing to help!" and he sees the painting with oil... A cross and two two-letter cars"U"... ah... and around them two girls walk and peacefully talk... and both of them recently got the rights and learned to ride "at 4-5 hours...to not disturb anyone".
Well, they didn’t bother anyone... only found each other... two lonelinesses met.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2629
 14.03.2008
Torrent Distribution
Selection Match of the Euro 2008
Genre - Fantastic
Year of Exit - 2007

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2628
 14.03.2008
Moving to a new office. 200 people without a single working printer. Admins are swallowed.
An entrepreneurial non-young employee of the neighboring department quotes admin with the words:
I brought him out of the corridor. This is my printer, I remember him exactly, the sticker with my name just slipped from it, he stood here with me, on the box. Connect this printer to me now, I need to work.
Admin without any expression on his face:
This is fax.

It is under the table.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2627
 14.03.2008
We have everywhere disclosed agitation type "vote for the Deputy PODUŠKO"... I didn’t stand up and IA painted...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2626
 14.03.2008
the
How many contacts do you have?

electro_d
36 is

the
The key question is: how many of them are not foolish?

electro_d
I got a negative number.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2625
 14.03.2008
XXX is
Why does the mouse cursor when loading the screw find Roano so bullying in the middle? When you turn off the computer, you leave it elsewhere.
YYYY
And really, why...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2624
 14.03.2008
Egoistka: I am sitting at a lecture today. Prepodša che to rubs and ends the thought with the phrase: "After the plan the soul requires..." Here, interrupting it, a whisper on the whole audience:"...eat!!and "
Half of the group listened to the rest of the lecture lying under the tables.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №2623
 14.03.2008
Tygrysa is beloved! Congratulations on the Day of Sisadmin!I will be your video card tonight!
Anton700: No, you will be my three-port switch, and I will be your packer.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2622
 14.03.2008
Ki$$$Ka (15:32:06 23/02/2008)
C is a celebration.

~FERZ~ (12:44:19 8/03/2008)
You too )

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2621
 14.03.2008
If I didn’t, contact and assa I would be a good person.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2620
 14.03.2008
from chat*

>Voting results: Participant Jesus was banned until 06.06.2012 (cause: inadequacy, fluid).

>The Ice Soul Pizdec Comes to Us

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2619
 14.03.2008
<KAMAZ> We have a coffee machine at work. Everyone is not childish. The first to hack / cheat him was proposed by the head of the security service of Rosgosstrach. I, as a technician-expert, thoroughly studied it and came to the conclusion that it was necessary to put a stronger push. Choose the moment. I did not decide myself. But the counsellors were much more persistent.
<KAMAZ> first one of them broke the bank... a black man ran, drank coffee and received a deposit of 100 rubles
<KAMAZ> has now come full shit. Now the co-workers of the Consultant have a magical ruble, which they put into the machine, get it back immediately, but the machine counts those 10 rubles. The eternal money!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2618
 14.03.2008
I thought you would give me a cake from which the girl would come out:
No, we’ll give you a girl from whom the cake will come out.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2617
 14.03.2008
and ringlet:
Today in general I had a scream of soul in the store... I saw a set of screwdrivers... with plugs... here I really need it... in the house no screwdrivers, the mess in the car has nothing to twist... But the frog breathes to buy. There is no way to get and give a normal gift. No is. Fuck something. The toys. The Serpent. The Sharks. Tifou

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2616
 14.03.2008
These people were partisans. At night, in their free time from mining bridges and roads, they climbed into tents to the Germans and smeared them with toothpaste.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2615
 14.03.2008
If you want to bankrupt a small country, give it an aircraft carrier.

If you want to bankrupt Russia, give it the Olympics.

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